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788760 No.788760 [Reply] [Original]

You know what I absolutely despise /lit/?

When a character (human) is described as "short" but is 5' 9".

WTF?

5' is short. Not 5'9".

>> No.788777

Shawty is shawt

>> No.788798

It's the future bro

>> No.788803

Enjoy being short fucker!

>> No.788805

>Angry 5'9" midget
Enjoy your height, Frodo

>> No.788809

Damn he is tall.

>> No.788813

In Drenai Saga everyone's super short so i have trouble respecting the characters.

first book they describe the Nadir "Giant" as almost 6'0"

quit your bitching

>> No.788817

Depends. For someone from Holland that is well below average, for instance.

>> No.788823

Yao is married to Ye Li, a women's basketball player for China, whom he met when he was 17.[113] Ye was not fond of Yao at first, but finally accepted him after she discovered how big his cock was.[113]

>> No.788832

>>788823
Start the slow clap.

>> No.788833
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788833

lol OP is short

6'2"fag here

>> No.788834

>>788805
Actually, I'm 5'. However. I am female.
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>> No.788839

Is the character male or female? Because if the girl is 5'9 and she's being described as short, that's stupid. Most girls are 5'5 or shorter.

>> No.788841

>>788760

Is that his wife or something?

Dear lord is she getting wrecked.

Or, dear lord, she must be wrecked.

>> No.788842

>>788823

clap.
clap.
clap.
clap.

>> No.788843

>>788834
And you are still a goddamn midget

>> No.788844

>>788760
You know they had their kid born this year.

Imagine him, in her, good god.

>> No.788851

>>788844

I hope she's a size queen.

>> No.788852

>>788839

my mom's 5'10"

>> No.788850

My lesbian cousin is taller than me

>> No.788847

>>788843
brofist!!

>> No.788858

>>788844

That isn't his wife. His wife is 6'3" and together they are creating a race of super Asians.

>> No.788862

>>788852

He specified "most".

Such a clarification implies that there will be deviations from the previously articulated norm.

>> No.788864

>>788834
Well if you're five feet tall, no wonder you think 5'9" isn't short. Everyone's tall to you.

>> No.788868

>>788858
>I'm okay with this.

>> No.788883
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788883

I am 5'9" and I feel incredibly short. Feels bad, man.

>> No.788886

to me anything 5"6 and below is short
i'm 5"4 guy, sucks

>> No.788888

>>788834

How's the weather down there? Can you get that? You're closer. Want me to lift you up so you can reach the cookie jar? Et cetera.

>> No.788892

>>788886

Yeah, I'd say anything below 5 inches is pretty fuckin' short.

>> No.788893

>>788759
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>> No.788900

>>788892

I lol'd way more than that joke deserved.

>> No.788897

>>788886

Ouch. From what I've seen most girls tend to like guys who're taller than them.

I'd give you a brofist for support but I feel you wouldn't want it from me. I'm 6' 3" and I haven't stopped growing just yet.

>> No.788906

>>788897
True. My boy is a foot taller than I am.

>> No.788920

>>788817
LOL Little Dutch boy thinks his wooden duck shoes make him a giant. You people are Dwarves, shut the fuck up.

Go back to getting high at your little Amsterdam hipster weed cafe and don't talk to your betters about things you don't know about.

>> No.788942

6'4" here. No one respects you OP.

>> No.788943

>>788920
>Look at me, being aggressive for no discernible reason!

>> No.788970

i prefer guys my height (5'8)
don't lose hope, short guys

>> No.788972

>>788970

How do you respond to guys taller to you, and how does that compare to your response to guys shorter than you.

Note that by response I do not mean any specific actions taken towards these men.

>> No.788982

>>788970
would you date someone who is 4 inches shorter than you?
>>788886 = me

>> No.788983

I forgot if I'm 5"5 or 5"6, Though it's one of the two. I've hated white milk throughout my brief life, and didn't get sufficient excercise during my early adolescence, so it's highly unlikely that I'll grow any taller, save for maybe one or two inches.

Incidently, have any of the tall folks here ever slept with something significantly shorter than them(Let's say, a difference of over five inches)? I've always wondered what that'd be like.

>> No.788987

>>788970
The only people who have told me they prefer guys their own height are gay guys.

>> No.788991

>>788983
>ever slept with something significantly shorter than them
>ever slept with something

OH SHIT, WHOOPS. Wasn't thinking clearly there. *someone

>> No.788992

>>788990
>>Look at me, being aggressive for no discernible reason!

>> No.788990

>>788943

It's called being American, you fag.

>> No.789001

>>788983
I'm 6'2", so I'm not reeeally tall, but I've slept with a girl who was just over 5'. It was fine. The difference in height wasn't really a big turn on, to be honest. Just meant I could get her into whatever position I wanted a little faster, but girls generally respond pretty readily to that stuff anyway. I'd imagine the experience would be more dramatically different from the short girl's point of view.

>> No.789004

>>788943
>typical dutchfag doesn't know why people hate him

>> No.789009

>>788992

Yeah, I know, must be those testosterone capsules our parents make us eat for breakfast every morning in the US

>> No.789015

>>788970 here
height isn't all that important, i just prefer men my height so i don't have to strain my neck or look down at someone, but obviously that's not really important.
tbh, i always get mad at my friends for having height preferences, because it's just them trying to feel ~feminine and ~delicate.

>> No.789023

>>789004

I'm American, actually.

And you're sill being a dick for no apparent reason.

>> No.789028

>>788991
didnt notice but lol'd

>> No.789030

Tall people give better hugs.

Fact.

>This does not mean that tall people make better partners.

>> No.789033

>>789015
>it's just them trying to feel ~feminine and ~delicate.
What's wrong with that? It's hard-wired.

And I'm not a chauvinist. I know women can want to feel feminine and protected when it comes to their partner, but that doesn't mean they need to be sheltered in the real world. I just think sexual stuff sometimes is the way it is.

>> No.789034

>>789023
>butthurt Dutch-American detected

Hey, your giant poster of Maurice van Nassau wants you to go jack off under it

>> No.789049

>>789034

I don't know who that is, but I can tell you're really getting agitated.

I'm more curious than anything else. I feel a bit like I'm poking a grumpy dog with a stick.

>> No.789053

>>789033
Just because it's hard-wired doesn't mean that you have to act on it. Anyway, in my case, I meant that they were trying to make up for their own insecurities/flaws (being fat, for example) by choosing someone who would make them feel smaller and daintier.

>> No.789064

>>789001

No offense meant to you or the girl, but did she weigh more than you? Because I also weigh 165 lbs, and always imagine myself crushing someone who weighs less than 150 lbs.

>> No.789074

>>789064

I was going to ask if your a woman or man but, honestly, 15 pounds difference isn't going to kill anyone regardless of what shit you're doing.

>> No.789118

I too find it hilarious how for many folks 6'0 is the claimed average, which is thoroughly imaginary and overoptimistic.

People from Holland, Montenegro, wealthy suburbs of Stockholm, that nice seaside town with its odd pocket of genetic vigour down the road from me on the SE coast of England, and fuckknows where else... I'm warning you not to comment on this one. Seriously, I can still reach your chins.

>> No.789124

>>789074

Well, that was just a liberal number. Generally, I'm thinking about people under 140 lbs when this thought occurs. I don't know why I said 150. I'm a man, by the way.

>> No.789128

It's genetics + nutrition + the occasional freak (see OPs pic). This is not rocket surgery.

>> No.789132

>>789124

At least let people who are actually overweight have such concerns. At least they'll never actually have the chance to realize their fears.

>> No.789138

I'm 6'0' and have always felt kind of short....

>> No.789141

>>789132

This is why they invented the (reverse) cowgirl position. So fat fucks can screw without crushing the prostitute.

>> No.789149

I dunno if numbers are so relevant- I've gone from 13 stone to 10 and a half, and I can hardly tell the difference (never really been fat).

>> No.789158

>>789149
for a second I was thinking of a stone as 7lbs and was like WTF?! but then I remembered it's 14 and that I'm an idiot

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>> No.789181

>>789158

Never mind.

If you're going to multiply in your head, it's easier to do in two stages, anyway.