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787846 No.787846 [Reply] [Original]

saw this in our library.

>Stephenie Meyer tells the devastating story of Bree and the newborn army as they prepare to close in on Bella Swan and the Cullens.

so wait...we've gone from vampire romance to "a war of aborted fetuses?"

god i hate this series so much but for fucks sake...seriously...what the fuck?

>> No.787852

> the newborn army
>a war of aborted fetuses

Wait, so you mean to tell me that it's a literal army of newborns?

That's like an awesome step up from "sparkling vampire stalks girl" if you ask me.

>> No.787855

>>787846
And people ask why we hate Stephanie Meyer.

>> No.787879

Mormon detected

>> No.787883

>>787852
>legion of newly created sparkling vampires stalk the sparkling vampire who stalked the girl

yeah...not really.

>> No.787885
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787885

i was having a good day, until i saw this

>> No.787912

They were doing midnight releases for this.

>> No.787921
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787921

>mfw I was at Target and saw a shelf with nothing but that book

>> No.787933

Looks like Meyer has finally become original.

>> No.787974

>>787846
Doesnt "newborn" just mean that they have newly been made into vampires?
I think the literal translation would be quite retarded.
Doesnt mean that it isnt retarded the other way either though...

>> No.787994

>>787974

retarded is just plain retarded

>> No.788037

omg stop ragging on Steph, really guys she puts a lot of work into her twilight books