/lit/ - Literature

[Nellie Winters No.7877141]

ITT summarize books with a Spongebob quote

[Claude Mahoney No.7877184]

>>7877141
Lolita.

ARE YOU READY KID

[Virgil Holt No.7877212]

>>7877184
Kek
Classic claude mahoney ladies and gents

[Kayla Simmons No.7877217]

I'm ugly
and i'm proud

Metamorphosis

[Wilbur Spencer No.7877226]

>>7877212

Thanks Virgil

[Kristen Cox No.7877242]

"I love the young people"

[Francine Myers No.7877250]

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

[Laurie Garrison No.7877299]

>tfw the painter guy comes in and confesses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGsgk1El3sk

[Joseph Preston No.7877582]

Great Gatsby:
It was his hat Mr Krabs, he was Number 1!

[Marty Berry No.7877767]

>>7877299
well done sir

[Alisha Adams No.7877831]

Less Than Zero

>Lots and lots of felonies

[Anonymous No.7878175]

i dont watch anime

[Anonymous No.7878195]

The Brothers Karamazov

>You may be an open book Spongebob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Anonymous No.7878217]

Moby Dick
>We're gonna die out here just because a clam ate Mr. Krabs' stupid dollar.

[Anonymous No.7878225]

Infinite Jest

"The only culture he has is in his tennis shoes HEJ-HEJ-HEJ tennis shoes.."

[Anonymous No.7878247]

>>7878195
No its more along the lines of

>Squiward's Father never hugged him. Isn't that sad?

[Anonymous No.7878274]

>>7878247
Lol

>>7878195
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

[Anonymous No.7878410]

>>7878247
Topkok

[Anonymous No.7878416]

FUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7878662]

>>7878217
Kek

[Anonymous No.7879173]

Ulysses

>Guess what today is!
>Annoy Squidward Day?
>No silly! That's on the 15th!

[Anonymous No.7879241]

>"Oh, magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?"
>"Nothing."

[Anonymous No.7879251]

>>7877299
this is the best

[Anonymous No.7879262]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Anonymous No.7879267]

You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.

[Anonymous No.7879268]

>“It’s not just any boulder……..it’s a ROCK!”

[Anonymous No.7879272]

Finnegans Wake

“Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitly expanding!”

[Anonymous No.7879277]

“if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright”

[Anonymous No.7879282]

“Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupted? Now he’s a bronzefish.”

[Anonymous No.7879283]

>>7879173
More like, belongs in the trash!

[Anonymous No.7879285]

“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain priviliges!”

[Anonymous No.7879289]

>>7879282
that joke made me laugh desu

[Anonymous No.7879290]

>>7879268
Wow, this works really well.
Nice job, anon

[Anonymous No.7879291]

SpongeBob: Patrick! Your genius is showing!!

Patrick: [covers his “area”] *GASP!* Where?!

[Anonymous No.7879326]

“Yeah, uhh…I’m with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises…”

[Anonymous No.7879380]

SpongeBob: Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don't you see, Patrick? We really are in medieval times!

[Anonymous No.7879398]

Isn't this great Squidward? Just the three of us! You, me, and this brick wall you built between us,

[Anonymous No.7879413]

You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good... You're good...

[Anonymous No.7879432]

Mr. Krabs: We killed the health inspector! Buried him and then stuffed his body in the freezer!

[Anonymous No.7879462]

Finally, a place where I can be allll aloooooooone.
[spooky voices]
I've got to get out of here!

[Anonymous No.7879547]

How do you guys even know spongebob quotes

[Anonymous No.7879553]

>>7879547
Do you not watch SpongeBob SquarePants on a daily basis? Because everyone else does, faggot.

[Anonymous No.7879582]

>>7879547
This guy.

[Anonymous No.7879612]

>And so I have simply decided I am never leaving my house again.

[Anonymous No.7879618]

>>7879462
went into manhattan today and saw some dude posing with that trying to get on that hotdudesreading website, but he was only average and his book choice was trying hardy

[Anonymous No.7879718]

>>7879283
underrated post

[Anonymous No.7879739]

We did it Patrick! We saved the city!!

[Anonymous No.7879801]

>>7879739
Spongebob, I think Squidward's taken this too far.
>Under the Dome

[Anonymous No.7879859]

>>7879268
>>7879272
>>7879380
>>7879432
>>7879612
>>7879739
These are bretty good.

[Anonymous No.7879860]

>>7879547
I just looked up a list

[Anonymous No.7879999]

The Sorrows of Young Werther

[Anonymous No.7880023]

What's his name?!? What's his name?!? I've got nothing on a name!
Come on, baby, what's the name?!?
WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!

[Anonymous No.7880034]

The Odyssey

[Anonymous No.7880054]

C A M P F I R E S O N G song

[Anonymous No.7880062]

MY LEG!

[Anonymous No.7880078]

Photosynthesis
Photosynthesis

[Anonymous No.7880081]

I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, it WUMBOES.

[Anonymous No.7880087]

>>7880062
Lol

[Anonymous No.7880088]

>>7877217
He wouldn't have starved himself to death if he was proud.

[Anonymous No.7880092]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Anonymous No.7880107]

I don't know why, but I think I'll kick Spongebob's butt tomorrow

[Anonymous No.7880137]

"Win this one because I told you too."
"Because you told me too!!!"

[Anonymous No.7880148]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgVSGay-7fU

[Anonymous No.7880154]

>>7880107
KEK

[Anonymous No.7880165]

>>7880107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCmr9YfGv0

[Anonymous No.7880182]

>>7879739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd_tqUJZGAs

[Anonymous No.7880190]

>>7880165
>>7880182
I think I need to re-watch Spongebob as an adult.

[Anonymous No.7880207]

[raspberries]

Waiting for Godot

[Anonymous No.7880231]

"Hinga Dinga Doergen"

Beowulf

[Anonymous No.7880353]

>>7880107
Very good

[Anonymous No.7880370]

>>7880062
Underrated

[Anonymous No.7880391]

>>7880062

[Anonymous No.7880400]

>This is a load of barnacles

[Anonymous No.7880435]

On the Road: "Floor it?"
Finnegans Wake: "Did he just say [Dolphin Noises]?"

[Anonymous No.7880482]

SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…

[Anonymous No.7880853]

>>7878175
Good joke

[Anonymous No.7880862]

>>7877141
>This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is... ADVANCED darkness.

[Anonymous No.7880872]

sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

[Anonymous No.7880878]

>>7878217
that episode was based on moby dick

[Anonymous No.7880898]

>>7880207
That ep was weird

[Anonymous No.7880899]

>>7880482
underrated

[Anonymous No.7880943]

Squidward: What are you taking about, nitwit? He doesn't even have a nose!

[Anonymous No.7880946]

Patrick: I guess I'll always be a noseless freak.

[Anonymous No.7880962]

>>7880107
actually lold

[Anonymous No.7880964]

>>7880878
and jaws

[Anonymous No.7880970]

>>7880034
>>7880062
>>7880081
>>7880107
>>7880207
>>7880482
>>7880862
all good
>>7880400
hey, i liked that book

[Anonymous No.7880972]

"How bout this Squidward? I made this one with my tears"

[Anonymous No.7881004]

Mr. Krabs: Let's see... a five-letter word for 'happiness'. Money.

[Anonymous No.7881011]

>>7879618
>saw some dude posing with that trying to get on that hotdudesreading website
no way lol

[Anonymous No.7881016]

>>7880482
eh there's probably something better for it

[Anonymous No.7881048]

>>7879241
also just a very obvious reference on the writer's part.

[Anonymous No.7881054]

>>7879398
that makes Spongebob sound that much more genius.

[Anonymous No.7881064]

>>7881004

I hope you're trolling. The characters in Atlas Shrugged didn't get satisfaction from money, they got it by doing what they loved and being totally in control of their destiny, which is why they desired to live in a world that valued personal achievement.

[Anonymous No.7881662]

The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njjeNRDKrMo

[Anonymous No.7881756]

>>7879282
I read it in Trump's voice. Godfuckingdammit.

[Anonymous No.7883425]

>>7880137
?

[Anonymous No.7883689]

>>7880137
Better one.

[Anonymous No.7884310]

>>7880107
fantastic

[Anonymous No.7884360]

"I sort of... Don't feel like playing my clarinet today..."

[Anonymous No.7884401]

>>7879462
maybe he was just reading man

[Anonymous No.7884404]

>>7884360

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutuuure !

[Anonymous No.7884405]

>>7884404
edit: squidward is John (lol)

[Anonymous No.7884406]

Notes from the Underground

[Anonymous No.7884408]

>>7881064
Yeah but the author was overly gratuitous with the idea to the point of goofiness.
>a literal gold monument in the shape of a dollar sign
>the books ends with a character tracing the dollar symbol in the air with his finger

[Anonymous No.7884441]

>>7880970
same, Campbell does some great stuff

[Anonymous No.7884481]

>>7884360
John and Helmholtz:
"I'm mad. Patrick are you mad too?"
"Yeah"
"What are you mad about?"
"I can't see my forehead."

[Anonymous No.7884529]

spongebob?
more like sponge-book

[Anonymous No.7884668]

>>7879432
but the episode with the boots is based on the tell-tale heart

[Anonymous No.7884727]

>>7877582
>>7877299
>>7879398
>>7879277
>>7879432
>>7880107
>>7880231
>>7880482
these are perfect

>pic related

“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
-Patrick

[Anonymous No.7884734]

Tropic of Cancer is that scene with the really graphic portrayal of Patrick's bumpy asscheeks

[Anonymous No.7885306]

>any Lovecraft

[Anonymous No.7885495]

>>7879432
Not "Do you hear it? The boots, there here! Under the floorboards!"

[Anonymous No.7885507]

>>7880482
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I definitely don't need it
>...
>I NEED IT!

[Anonymous No.7885881]

>>7880062
best

[Anonymous No.7886357]

Squidward: What's the meaning of this?
SpongeBob: I took your advice. From now on, I'm normal.

[Anonymous No.7886366]

- Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones".
- "Mild Ones?" [turns the W upside down] Oh!

[Anonymous No.7886482]

>>7886366
Is this any good, dude?
I bought it a couple of years ago because hurr durr video games but never got very far into it

[Anonymous No.7886605]

>>7886482
It gets pretty lengthy at times and the story isn't brilliant, but it was a good read nontheless. Especially, because I don't know any other books like it, it has a pretty unique concept and since you have it anyway you can give it a read.

[Anonymous No.7886652]

Squidward: "You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio."

[Anonymous No.7886662]

>>7886652
>>7880482
>>7880231
>>7880107
>>7879739
>>7879398
>>7878217

[Anonymous No.7886670]

>>7886366
That does not make any sense.

[Anonymous No.7886676]

>>7886482
the setting alone is worth it, just read it in the dark with some little ass light

[Anonymous No.7886923]

"SOILED IT SOILED IT" paradise lost

[Anonymous No.7886947]

Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else

[Anonymous No.7886963]

“There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with fright in the middle of the night, to find that his dream had come true!”

[Anonymous No.7886967]

“Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz”

[Anonymous No.7886971]

>>7886652
>>7886963

My fucking sides.

[Anonymous No.7886976]

“We’d better do what he says… he knows how to grow food.”

[Anonymous No.7886987]

“You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought?”

[Anonymous No.7887008]

>>7879268

[Anonymous No.7887037]

>>7878225
massively underrated

[Anonymous No.7887048]

Catcher In The Rye

[Anonymous No.7887060]

>Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

[Anonymous No.7887097]

>>7887060
Planets? Other Universes. Universes.

Though it's interesting to know that even our prince, Kripke, thought that Lewis had badly/hilariously (depends how you look at it) misinterpreted Kripkean semantics and went as far as committing to modal realism.

Modal logic gets pretty boring after a while (not to mention that most physicists or mathematicians will have no idea what you're talking about). Kinda useless outside of the analytic brainfarting machine. Learn something like algebra/analysis instead.

[Anonymous No.7887159]

>>7887097
First of all, Lewis >> Kripke.

Modal realism is bonkers, but only because metaphysical possibility is not a real thing.

On the other had, the many worlds of Hugh Everett are legit, because physical possibility is indeed a thing.

[Anonymous No.7887214]

>>7887159
>Lewis >> Kripke.
Oh gawd, you just went full retard here, man. Lewis pales, PALES, in comparison to what Kripke did.

>Modal realism is bonkers, but only because metaphysical possibility is not a real thing. On the other had, the many worlds of Hugh Everett are legit, because physical possibility is indeed a thing.
This is even sillier than exclaiming that Lewis > Kripke. Metaphysical possibility and necessity are one of the bare bones of our and many other, if they exist, realities. It's obvious to nearly anyone who has read N&N (provided the reader is free of brain cancer); then again these properties are not necessarily the most 'exotic' or interesting properties of our Universe. In any event, you're conflicting modal realism with Kripkean semantics: the former is a metaphysical thesis, basically equivalent to Everett's many worlds interpretation of QM, and the latter is a framework for arguing about possibility and necessity. It's possible that you could have written "Lewis << Kripke" instead of "Lewis >> Kripke", had you had the appropriate background to make such a judgement call. It is necessary that there's a model of Peano Arithmetic that makes the statement "1 + 1 = 2" true, and so on.

>because physical possibility is indeed a thing.
No, no--physical possibility is a metaphysical possibility in disguise. You're basically saying "It is possible that other universes exist", which is just a metaphysical claim about reality, i.e. physical stuff.

[Anonymous No.7887218]

>Move it, Patrick. I'm claustrophobic
>What does claustrophobic mean?

[Anonymous No.7887226]

>>7880107
You win.

[Anonymous No.7887292]

>>7887214
You sound deeply confused.

Kripke's work in formal semantics (Kripke semantics) is obviously important, but his philosophical contributions (N&N, etc.) have led the field down a blind alley.

There's a reason David Lewis is the most cited person in philosophy by far. He engages with a wide range of core issues - causation, probability, modality, supervenience, convention, propositional attitudes, foundations of mathematics, etc - and sets the agenda for subsequent research on those subjects.

And no, I'm not saying "It is possible that other universes exist". I'm saying they do exist (as macroscopic branches), and they causally interact with each other at the quantum level - e.g., as interference in a double slit scenario. The probabilities of QM derive from self-locating uncertainty in a branching universe.

[Anonymous No.7887301]

>>7877299
Too fucking good

[Anonym⌀us No.7887322]

>>7879413
underrated

[Anonymous No.7887341]

>>7883689
underrated

[Anonymous No.7887347]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoCPsOEynaY

[Anonymous No.7887369]

>>7879413
been awhile since i read it, explain?

[Sage No.7887383]

Quotes from a cartoon?

I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was a forum for 4th graders. Meanwhile any actual discussion is neglected.

[Anonymous No.7887390]

>>7887383
It's appropriate that your name is Sage, because you sure are one

[Anonymous No.7887403]

>>7887383

[Anonymous No.7887408]

>>7887347
great

[Anonymous No.7887426]

>>7887292
>Kripke's work in formal semantics (Kripke semantics) is obviously important, but his philosophical contributions (N&N, etc.) have led the field down a blind alley.
Analytic philosophers are more or less of the same, unanimous opinion that N&N was essentially right. But hey, as a guy on a Chinese cartoon board you might as well be right in dismissing N&N.

>There's a reason David Lewis is the most cited person in philosophy by far
Yeah, because it's largely enticing poppycock. As I said, Lewis' contributions (in depth *and* range) pale in comparison to Kripke's. His Convention, as far as I know, was a PhD thesis which isn't all that relevant or insightful. Nor is he taken seriously in foundations of mathematics. Probability? What on earth are you smoking?

>And no, I'm not saying "It is possible that other universes exist"
Yes, you are. Any claim of physical possibility implies metaphysical possibility.

>I'm saying they do exist (as macroscopic branches), and they causally interact with each other at the quantum level - e.g., as interference in a double slit scenario.
It's a pretty cool goodnight story to tell your kids as they fall asleep and all, but you're up against some 7+ interpretations of QM. And it has to noted that many worlds interpretation is not a theory but yet another metaphysical thesis, along with modal realism.

[Anonymous No.7887622]

what's a good one for this quote
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oOOzF4VLTE0

[Anonymous No.7887626]

>>7887622
anything de Sade

[Anonymous No.7887825]

>>7887622
Clockwork Orange

[Anonymous No.7887843]

>>7887347
>>7887825
10/10

[Anonymous No.7887852]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8hfFKwf78E

Dialectic of Enlightenment

[Anonymous No.7887900]

>>7887426
>but you're up against some 7+ interpretations of QM

MWI isn't an "interpretation" of QM - it *is* QM. It's what you get when you take the theory literally. The alternatives are alternatives to QM - Bohm, GRW, etc. If these other approaches ever attain the virtues of QM - easy integration with special relativity, etc. - then I'm more than happy to switch. Bohmian mechanics certainly has a lot going for it on an intuitive level - unfortunately it requires things like absolute simultaneity.

Regarding Kripke/Lewis, you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. Lewis was easily the most influential philosopher of his generation. That's just a fact.

[Anonymous No.7887936]

>>7887383
encapsulating complex ideas within short pieces of out of context dialogue while keeping the source recognizable to those familiar is a highly /lit/erate skill

[Anonymous No.7887959]

>genre fiction
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

[Anonymous No.7887966]

>>7887292
>And no, I'm not saying "It is possible that other universes exist". I'm saying they do exist

You sound very confident with that assertion.

[Anonymous No.7887998]

>>7887966
Well, I'm not. It's the same tentative attitude I take toward the theoretical posits of any successful fundamental physical theory.

If the physics changes, the metaphysics has to change.

[Anonymous No.7888007]

>>7879285
lmao

[Anonymous No.7888018]

>>7886947
lold hard

[Anonymous No.7888034]

>>7887998
uuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.7888053]

>>7880107
Can someone explain this to me? What does the quote have to do with the book?

[Anonymous No.7888092]

>>7888053
>I don't know why, but I think I'll shoot an Algerian tomorrow. Not because I'm particularly mad or anything, but because I just want to feel something.

If you still don't get it, re-read the novel.

[Anonymous No.7888188]

>>7887959
nightmarish

[Anonymous No.7888265]

>>7888092
I haven't even read the book desu, but thanks for explaining it.

[Anonymous No.7888306]

HINGA DINGA DERGAN

[Anonymous No.7888338]

>Oh but it's not you that's got me - it's... me that's got me.

[Anonymous No.7888349]

>>7880062
>>7880107
>>7880482
>>7881004
>>7887347
Top 5 in no order

Some (You)less ones that deserve a (You)
>>7879291
>>7885306
>>7886357

[Anonymous No.7888442]

No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for a person to change

[Anonymous No.7888492]

>>7887852
you are beautiful

[Anonymous No.7888512]

Squidward: You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?
SpongeBob: The slash-bringing hasher?
Squidward: The hash-slinging slasher.
SpongeBob: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…
Squidward: Yes. The hash-slinging slasher

[Anonymous No.7888517]

As I Lay Dying

[Anonymous No.7888550]

Why is Spongebob so quotable?

Goat series seasons 1-3

[Anonymous No.7890268]

>I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/me wumbo? It's first grade.

[Anonymous No.7891032]

1984

[Anonymous No.7891079]

The Twilight Saga,
the Hunger Games Saga,
all the Harry Potter books,
et cetera

[Anonymous No.7891496]

FIRMLY GRASP IT!
>Misery
https://youtu.be/t5n5KlXv0Vo
https://youtu.be/Cv_HhmxO3Lk

[Anonymous No.7891503]

>>7891496
Kek