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I want to level up my literary intellect.

What do?

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>> No.786911

Grind some books. I'd recommend starting with some low level highschool books before moving up to some mid 20's college lit.

Beware of the final boss: Gravity's Rainbow.

>> No.786912

1. obtain library card
2. go nuts

>> No.786920

>>786911
*Final boss: Ulysses .

fixed for ya.

>> No.786930

recommendations?

>> No.786933

>>786920
Nah Ulysses is the miniboss gear check in the Cavern of Over Interpretation before Gravity's Rainbow.

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786963

Use sparknotes to power level.

>> No.786966

Final Boss: the hidden meaning of Gamer Girl.

>> No.786976

>>786933
A true literary reader would read the Odyssey before Ulysses, and both before GR In fact, GR is great, but it is not essential to a literary intellect.

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786980

Stage one:

The Penis Was. http://www.mediafire.com/?tujmhmzmudy

>> No.786979

I'm suddenly inspired to make a RPG where all the enemies are different books starting out with like level 1 Little Engine that Could and ending in Ayn Rand as the final boss.

>> No.786982

>>786979

Why the fuck would Ayn Rand be the final boss?

>> No.786984

>>786976
The Odyssey is a level 25 Dungeon boss in the Temple of Classics.

>> No.786986

>>786982
Because the boss of all RPGs is some evil being.

>> No.786992

Kafka's level could be a survival situation where you can never win but only delay the inevitable.

But when you eventually die, you discover that's what you had to do to advance anyway.

>> No.786999

>>786986
>Ayn Rand
>evil
whiny 16 year old socialist spotted

>> No.787016

Finnegans Wake's like the Sleeper of literature. You know, that thing that the developers put there as a background thing for future expansions and that you're not supposed to even try beating.