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7846972 No.7846972[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey /lit/!

So here's a list of celebrities I want to put my penis inside:

Alison brie
gillian jacobs
taylor swift
keira knightley
sarah hyland
zooey deschanel
scarlett johansson

And since I can only assume that /lit/ are the undisputed fuck monsters of 4chan, looking for advice!

Thanks!

>> No.7846975

>Gillian Jacobs will never gag on my dick while forcing Alison Brie's face to my ass while she rims me with a clear mix of disgust and eagerness to please

just kill me now senpaitachi pls

>> No.7846992

>>7846975
I know, right??

But some part of me still has hope. You need to have aspirations...

>> No.7847003

Do you guys think ether, ball gags, and zip ties could work?

I think that could work

>> No.7847021

>>7846972
Very basic taste my man
Go to any college town coffee shop and you'll find the same boring looking girls
I'm assuming you're from /tv/ which makes sense considering how shit your taste in sluts is

>> No.7847025

I am at week-long nofap at this moment. At night i am using those gloves from mall which are using to touch muffins, they helped me with sleep cum finely, not slipping of my dick and are comfortable to sleep with. But i have this problem, after involuntary natural sleep cum i somehow magnetise toward porn next day what is always leading to masturbation, i dont know why, maybe cause this cum has made me programmed to think more about sex. Sometimes i feel like a degenerate, all things could draw conslusion to fucking, every time i see atractive female my thought process is inevitably drawing corellation her with fucking in more or less simple way. Day after day less and less of my memories and thoughts has remained pure and not distracted by sexual desire

>> No.7847026

>>7846972
Also
>that image
Just proves how all actresses are just exhibitionists

>> No.7847031
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7847031

>>7846972

>> No.7847040

>>7846972
>/lit/ are the undisputed fuck monsters of 4chan

you bet. We even had a couple who met here that went on a sex filled vacation together in Korea

>> No.7847052

>>7847021
do you only have sex with trannys because they're not basic, too? Basic is the worst, amirite?

>>7847031
I'll take broads who can't write for $1000

>>7847026
You are perceptive.

>> No.7847058

>>7847025
You will have a nervous breakdown.

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty positive.

>> No.7847059

>>7847052
in my opinion Zadie is a great writer

>> No.7847064

>>7847021

I get boners from elderly and pregnant women.

Basic bitches, amirite my man??

>> No.7847065

>>7846972
sage

>> No.7847073

Whats the point? girls are just meat, bones and fat & all vaginas are the same.
Sex is over rated.

>> No.7847077

>>7847021
only the high end stuff for this playboy

write on man

>> No.7847078

>>7847065
But this has seriously literary value!

jamesjoycedoyouguysreadulyssespynchonpynchonpynchonpynchondoyouthinksoandsoisgodtiercanyoujudgemywritingwhatdoyouthinkofwhatdoyouthinkofwhatdoyouthinkofthiswhitepersonswriting??????

>> No.7847080

>>7847073
whats the point of life, we are just meat.

lets just kill ourselves and get it over with eh?

>> No.7847084
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7847084

>>7847003
That shit is boring. Been there done that. What a man truly desires is a woman's willing submission. Even to the point where that submission could lead to her own discomfort or harm. Well, that's what I like anyway. Deepthroating me all dayy bros.

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7847091

>>7847084
Steve Harvey, is that you playa?????

>> No.7847234

I'd rather get penetrated by a big lad.

>> No.7847357

>>7846972
those girls are incredibly average looking

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>>7846972
>not gillian anderson

dear oh dear

>> No.7847556

>>7846972
Can you be anymore pleb?
Who's next? Lady Gaga? Olivia Wilde?

>> No.7847632

>>7846972
most of those reached their peak a decade ago.

>> No.7847661
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7847661

"These women are far below my standards of beauty."

>> No.7847679

>>7847661
says a lot about you and your insecurity around actually good looking women

>> No.7847685

>>7847661
if you are referring to the two girls in OPs picture they look like 5/10s. Is it really that unrealistic for you that some people prefer going after better looking women or is it past your reality?

>> No.7847695

>>7847685
I have a feeling getting laid is past your reality.

>>7847679
I didn't know the Don Juan of exotic, obscure beauties was patrolling the boards of 4chan.