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Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:18:23 2016 No.7838497 [Reply] [Original]

What's the most /lit/ way to kill yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:19:09 2016 No.7838498 weight of your own novel

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:21:18 2016 No.7838501 >>7838497 At your desk, with a fur coat on your back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:23:14 2016 No.7838508 Hanging yourself, using boxes of your newly published first work as a stepping stool

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:23:14 2016 No.7838507 r/ing philip mainlander screencap

>>	AZAZAZA Tue Mar 22 02:23:37 2016 No.7838510 alcoholism, syphilis, ship wreck, 9/11

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:24:34 2016 No.7838511 >>7838507 >>7838508 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:26:08 2016 No.7838514 >>7838497 You don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:30:48 2016 No.7838520 >>7838510 >we didn't start the fire

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:32:20 2016 No.7838524 >>7838510 At the same time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 02:35:34 2016 No.7838531 you shoot yourself through the eye with a tiny pistol

>>	AZAZAZA Tue Mar 22 02:36:40 2016 No.7838533 >>7838524 that would be the second coming of DFW. fersure

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 06:08:26 2016 No.7838862 Phthisis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 09:01:07 2016 No.7839093 >>7838497 double barrelled shotgun to the head

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 09:35:09 2016 No.7839144 >>7838497 paper cuts

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 09:45:03 2016 No.7839155 old age

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 09:55:31 2016 No.7839174 >>7838524 >ship wreck, 9/11 >at the same time Do you read?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 09:57:49 2016 No.7839182 sudoku seems neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 09:58:45 2016 No.7839185 File: 45 KB, 500x363, 1431789806969.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7839144

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 09:59:31 2016 No.7839189 >>7838497 Choke on the page of a book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 10:01:16 2016 No.7839193 >ink or lead poisoning >old age/Alzheimer's/dementia >in a manner that maximizes the irony/symbolism/alliteration of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 11:24:51 2016 No.7839385 File: 19 KB, 620x447, 1438033205393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7838497 Suicide by microwave oven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 11:43:09 2016 No.7839451 Cigarettes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 11:59:25 2016 No.7839498 File: 26 KB, 300x367, 911shipwreck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7839174 Use your imagination anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:07:58 2016 No.7839525 >>7838497 cyanide capsule

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:08:47 2016 No.7839529 Tie yourself with a copy of Growing Up in Bhutan and jump of a bridge And btw, since I'm a newfag, how do you post a PDF here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:09:41 2016 No.7839532 >>7839529 3rd party filehost

Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:10:40 2016 No.7839539

Swimming out into the ocean until you drown from exhaustion seems pretty /lit/, I couldn't name any author or character in literature that ends it this way though.

Also drowning seems like a rather horrible way to die.

>>7839498
Those books were really good

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:20:08 2016 No.7839577 >>7838520 Holy Shit hahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:20:44 2016 No.7839579 File: 29 KB, 480x640, rodge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Two handguns simultaneously.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:22:39 2016 No.7839585 File: 3 KB, 208x214, 1437520313832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7838520

Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:23:24 2016 No.7839588

>>7838497
That depends entirely on your favorite epoch or literary movement

>ancient: have a hawk drop a turtle shell on your head
>medieval: poison self via ear
>renaissance: conflagrate self
>enlightenment: suicide by cops
>romanticism: drown
>modernism: shoot self just before you manage to drink yourself to death
>postmodernism: you're already dead inside, just let your body wither away because it doesn't even matter anymore, it never did

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:28:53 2016 No.7839611 >>7838497 katana

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:32:48 2016 No.7839620 >>7839588 >>ancient: have a hawk drop a turtle shell on your head I don't think that qualifies as suicide

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:37:00 2016 No.7839638 >>7839620 well I don't see you suggesting anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:39:02 2016 No.7839648 >>7839638 I did, actually. We are allowed to post more than once per thread, you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:39:28 2016 No.7839652 File: 24 KB, 477x381, 1458374544433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7839144

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:40:25 2016 No.7839658 >>7839638 Hemlock wine. Did you even start with the Greeks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:40:41 2016 No.7839659 >>7839648 stop judging me, I didn't come here for this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:41:02 2016 No.7839660 It's a tailor made solution, really

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:42:45 2016 No.7839671 >>7838497 Shot yourself with colt while driving sting ray into a cheep hooker on top of your father's grave

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:44:58 2016 No.7839680 File: 17 KB, 298x300, 1458294571180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7839588 >suicide by cops

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:45:53 2016 No.7839683 >>7838497 By drinking yourself to death over the course of a few decades.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:50:26 2016 No.7839701 File: 66 KB, 600x405, Pushkin-v-Moskve_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In a duel with some fucking guy Dantess

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 12:51:50 2016 No.7839706 File: 477 KB, 600x694, mishima poster.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >living life as poetry with a dash of blood

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 13:34:05 2016 No.7839841 spend your days working day and night in your book. then, try to publish it and, irrespective of results, kill yourself in the central city square holding a backpack containing nothing but a diy copy of the book with a handwritten note in the 1st page.

Anonymous Tue Mar 22 13:36:47 2016 No.7839851
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It was a night of thaw, a night of blow,
With great excitement in the air. Black spring
Stood just around the corner, shivering
In the wet starlight and on the wet ground.
The lake lay in the mist, its ice half drowned.
A blurry shape stepped off the reedy bank.
Into a crackling, gulping swamp, and sank.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 13:42:02 2016 No.7839865 get sick and go run after ya girl on a rainy winter night

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 14:56:58 2016 No.7840080 >>7838497 stop eating, drinking, or moving until you cease to exist

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 15:00:14 2016 No.7840087 >>7840080 >implying anyone on /lit/ has enough willpower

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 15:00:55 2016 No.7840089 >>7839611 >Heh nothin personal me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 15:34:12 2016 No.7840185 Hanging of course

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 15:55:51 2016 No.7840231 >>7840185 This. You cannot go wrong with Nerval, DFW and Caraco.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 16:13:11 2016 No.7840281 >>7838497 Being murdered and to have the murderer make it look like suicide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 16:52:01 2016 No.7840393 >>7838497 Double suicide with your death obsessed lover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 16:57:37 2016 No.7840412 >>7840089 KEK E K

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 17:05:43 2016 No.7840442 File: 128 KB, 274x297, dfw o baby.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7839385

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 17:13:56 2016 No.7840465 Seminal Marxist Nicos Poulantzas killed himself by jumping out of a window with a bunch of his favourite books.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 17:15:07 2016 No.7840470 File: 12 KB, 220x293, Poulantzas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7840465

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