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How does one get a literary qt trap gf? what i need to read?

>> No.7778053

Yukio Mishima, Andre Gide, Thomas Mann, Tennessee Williams, W.H. Auden, Hart Crane, Marcel Proust

>> No.7778075
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I fuck around on /b/, am always on /int/, dabble in /his/ and lurk /r9k/. Today, as I am correcting my kids' english work and thinking about how complex the English language is, I decided to browse /lit/. I thought it would be different. I was horribly wrong.

>> No.7778110

>>7778075
>/b/
>/int/
>/his/
>/r9k/

you can try >>>/out/

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>>7778075
End your lifetime.

>> No.7778126

>>7778048
>Move to NYC
>Use craigslist
>pay for hot asian trannys
>pay them to stay after you fuck them and put their heads on your belly as you read

>> No.7778154

>>7778048
I think some things are beyond our control
And perhaps it's perfect this way

>> No.7778178

Would a relationship with a qt trap gf be the same as one with a normal gf? As in would you go on dates with them and hang with friends?

>> No.7778203

>>7778178
Traps are far less bitchy than normal girls. You're friends would probably consider you a homo for dating one, though; but, if you don't give a shit about other people's opinions of you, then why not?

>> No.7778207

>>7778203
*Your

>> No.7778214

>>7778203
Personal experience?

>> No.7778239

>>7778203
>then why not?
A few reasons, for example they're still biologically men so yo won't find them physically attractive once they're naked; they'll have male B.O. and pheromones which will only appeal to you if you're attracted to men in the first place, then there's the massively increased chances that they'll suffer from some sort of mental disorder or disorders. Are these enough reasons or should I keep going?

>> No.7778271

http://pastebin.com/KUPxmbue

Nobody wanted to read this in the critique thread.

>> No.7778308

>>7778239
I think you only really listed one reason. Maybe two.

>> No.7778320

>>7778075
>Having a child
>Using /b/ and /r9k/

>> No.7778340

>>7778308
And? It's two, by the way. The first of which should be enough. Not being attracted to someone is reason not to date them.

>> No.7778344

>>7778048
Traps don't read senpai, they play vidya, watch anime, and look for guys to fuck.

>> No.7778380

>>7778239
>then there's the massively increased chances that they'll suffer from some sort of mental disorder or disorders

This isn't a good reason. It's either they had a mental disorder or they don't. It's not as if choosing to go on a date is rolling a dice.
Actually, this could be applied to almost all your reasons. Eating things like meat increase male B.O. and if someone is serious about being a trap they are likely to try and avoid these foods.
So again you see if an individual has B.O. it is not like deciding to look for a trap gf will instantly give you a person who's characteristics are determined randomly by trap statistics.
If you are disgusted by them when you are about to have sex, then fucking leave and tell them you don't want to do it. If you would fuck someone you're disgusted by out of politeness then you have a problem.

The dick is definitely the biggest turn off though. Honestly anal is disgusting always.

>> No.7778391

Still the best trap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZGkLtJhHEw

>> No.7778408

>>7778239
make sure to get one on hormones and medication then

>> No.7778413

>>7778340
>>7778380
>not being a bisexual patrician

>> No.7778470

>>7778380
>The dick is definitely the biggest turn off though

the dick is the whole point matey

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>>7778496

>> No.7778554

>>7778203
>Traps are far less bitchy than normal girls.
I've been on /lgbt/ for a year. Traps are often insane and can bitch even more than normal women.

>> No.7778577

>>7778554
People should be judged as individuals, not on the basis of some limited compartmentalized class that they are constrained in.

>> No.7778598

>>7778577
You could've quoted the anon whom I replied to as well, since he said that traps are less bitchy than normal girls and also implied that normal girls are bitchy.