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771864 No.771864 [Reply] [Original]

Walk into bookstore.
See this.
What do?

>> No.771868

ask to buy one. derp.

>> No.771873

Pull out a book and watch the store collapse around me.

>> No.771880

I have a big book holding up a shelf on my book case as well.
"Great Jungles"
never read it.

>> No.771881

Tell the cheap fuckers to fix their shelves

>> No.771883

>What do?

I just realized how weird anon talks.

>> No.771884

take one of the bottom 2

"but it didnt say anything on it man"

>> No.771889

Well, I'm a post-structuralist, so I'd take it apart and see what happens.

>> No.771890

Rearrange them for lulz.

>> No.771909

Yell at the management.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with bookstore owners? This kind of stupid shit is in bookstores all the time. They build something to hold up their shelves out of books, then get mad at me when I want to buy books in a fucking bookstore. Smug mother fuckers.

>> No.771916

>Move the one with Not on it to after Are Here
>Buy bottom to books and stroll away whistling

>> No.771929

So /lit/ is full of dicks?

Nobody but me would just leave them be? And ignore it?

>> No.771933

Replace the book that says "essential" with one that says "existential".

>> No.771945

>>771909
Yeah! Business owners should have to do whatever people who walk into their businesses want! Fuck that!

>> No.771956

>>771864

Take the books without writing and ask to buy them. If they give them crap, tell them you thought it was only the books with writing that you could not buy.

>> No.771970

Yeah, if it were my store, I would have written "(THESE" on one, and "TOO)" on the other.

>> No.771987

Those books are probably just shitty filler anyway. I'd just leave them.

>> No.772000

>>771970
I would have written only a single word on each book. That is to say that "are here" would be over two books, as would "for an". That way all the books would be written on.

>> No.772008

>>771916
with that
>put 'Crash' above sale

low, low prices.

>> No.772413

/llit/ doesnt go to bookstores

>> No.772429

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>> No.772431

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>> No.772445

I would become a dentist.

>> No.772597

I'd yank one out and go ask the store clerk for the prize. Then I would take a massive dump on the cover

>> No.773428

>>772413
Then where do you all get your books?

>> No.773436

take out the book that says "not" then replace with another book

>> No.773521
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773521

I'm OP

I'm A HUGE FAGGOT

>> No.773527

>>771864
Mix them up

>> No.773536

If I did that, all that covers would say "Psych!".

>> No.773544
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773544

Books are here for an essential structural purpose. They are for sale.

>> No.773561

These
Books
are here
not
for an
essential
structural
purpose.
the
are
for sale.

>> No.773564

fucking gamestop

>> No.773567
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773567

Yell at them for writing on books.
That is a SIN.
CARDINAL SIN.
They will burn in hell.

>> No.773571

>>773567
You asshole! Shut yourself and stop saying such unbearable things! Writing on books imparts valuable knowledge and promotes community! Watch as vigor and vitality in study and scholarship defeat your evil!

>> No.773585

take a picture of it and post it on 4chan, most likely.

>> No.773616

>>771864
Obviously you take the book with "NOT" written on it, and ask how much.

>> No.773665

call city
have bookstore shut down

>> No.773671
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773671

If people didn't write in books, how would you have anything to read?

>> No.773678

Show your cocks out.