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Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:07:32 2010 No.762195 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Sacred Texts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:07:32 2010 No.762197 ITT: Jokes funny 3 years ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:08:32 2010 No.762202 or, jokes that were never funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:08:32 2010 No.762207 File: 37 KB, 306x475, principia1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:09:32 2010 No.762212 >>762202 Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:10:32 2010 No.762214 >>762195 Wow is that ever snide and idiotic. South Park Atheists are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:10:32 2010 No.762217 >>762214 What is a South Park Atheist?

>>	OP Mon Jun 7 17:12:32 2010 No.762221 Parody Religious, I mean ITT. That is what >>762207 is about. Carl Sagan's The Dragon in My Garage?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:14:32 2010 No.762230 http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/ Thine Google is thy Holiest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:17:32 2010 No.762239 >>762217 Someone who enjoys South Park and is an atheist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:19:32 2010 No.762247 The Book of Dave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:23:32 2010 No.762262 http://www.cultofmichaeljackson.org/ Thine boogie savior.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:29:32 2010 No.762282 >>762262 I giggled a little.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:29:32 2010 No.762285 There are not many books as religious parodies, but lots of websites. http://www.saintstupid.com/menu.html I'm not an atheist, but I find these funny. Am I alone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:31:32 2010 No.762291 Does anyone know the title of a book about Jesus' teenage years? It was a fiction told through his friend that went along with him to China, India, and Tibet. He's supposed to be the 13th apostle?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:32:32 2010 No.762294 >>762291 Rufus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:35:32 2010 No.762311 >>762294 no, but thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:36:32 2010 No.762316 i pledge allegiance, to the illusion, and to the pyramid scheme, for which it stands. One species, in denial, with error and excess, by all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:39:32 2010 No.762326 File: 40 KB, 316x454, biff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I found it! Thanks internets!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:47:32 2010 No.762368 >>762207 Bow before the mother Chao and then feel her breast. Discordianism is so incredible that it can be serious. The sheer confusion that the Principia Discordia induces the reader is the salvation and the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:50:32 2010 No.762378 >>762368 >The sheer confusion that the Principia Discordia induces the reader is the salvation and the way. >confusion that the Principia Discordia induces the reader Do all Discordians write as well as you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:51:32 2010 No.762383 OH GOD http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:52:32 2010 No.762388 File: 6 KB, 219x138, Chris-Rock-Dogma.18[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>762311 Yeah, but, the 13th apostle...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:54:32 2010 No.762395 >>762378 >He doesn't get the joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:54:32 2010 No.762397 >>762316 That seems more like something an edgy teenager would say than a sacred text.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:54:32 2010 No.762399 >>762395 That probably wasn't intentional.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:57:32 2010 No.762411 >>762399 No it wasn't actually, just distracted writing. But I worked anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:58:32 2010 No.762418 >>762397 How?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 17:59:32 2010 No.762421 File: 27 KB, 335x400, aleister-crowley.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:01:32 2010 No.762424 >>762418 It's poorly written, and fairly vague and indiscriminate in it's message. Also, it has absolutely nothing to do with religion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:01:32 2010 No.762428 >>762411 *it Damn t.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:02:32 2010 No.762429 >>762428 Today is just not your day, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:03:32 2010 No.762436 >>762424 But it has everything to do with different perspectives of religion. Why is that so different?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:04:32 2010 No.762443 >>762436 I didn't think it was religious. I thought it was anti-capitalist. Hence the 'vague' part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:04:32 2010 No.762446 >>762421 It must be summer /lit/ if this thread went so long without Aleister showing up. It's disappointing that high-school students have driven away all the good posters in /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:05:32 2010 No.762449 >>762443 Capitalism is a religion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:08:32 2010 No.762459 >>762429 AW FUCK. Goodbye /lit/. I might be back, just let m pracctice fmty tyeping. A well is my english.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:13:32 2010 No.762477 >>762449 No it isn't. It's an ideology. See, this is where the 'edgy teenager' part comes back into play.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:14:32 2010 No.762481 >>762477 Actually it's neither of those things and you're an uneducated retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:16:32 2010 No.762490 >>762481 Then what is it?

>>	OP Mon Jun 7 18:24:32 2010 No.762518 I should close this thread. It has turned into someone's troll playground. You people are extremely sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 7 18:33:32 2010 No.762563 >>762518 Honestly, what did you think this was going to turn into?