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>Hitchens thread

>> No.7551163

>>7551141
I like his ugly autistic brother better

>> No.7551168

>>7551163
/thread

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>>7551141
>hitchens

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>>7551141
david icke

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Hitchens was on a panel discussing religion, known force of evil

>"Is there anybody here who believes in God?"
>nervous silence from the audience
>"I ask again, otherwise I think my job here is even easier than I assumed it would be."
>the audience laughs nervously
>"Is there anyone here who believes in the divinity of the Muslim, Christian or Jewish religions, and the word of its biblical teachings?"
>guy raises hands
>the audience, shocked, stares at him with a look on their faces similar to one you'd give a man about to be executed
>"How dare you. I repeat, how DARE you submit to this heavenly totalitarianism, this celestial North Korea! I assume you'd kill your children if God commanded you to?"
>the audience cheers, claps and yells in unison, a festival of mockery ensues. A loud laughter can be heard from those who are already familiar with the Hitch and knew what to expect. The guy is not given a chance to reply or elaborate on his specific theological views because who cares he's probably stupid anyway. Religion is deemed too stupid for discussion, that particular segment of the entire event is uploaded separately on youtube under the title "Hitchens absolutely fucking OWNS stupid religious audience member who thinks Islam is peaceful" by the user ReasonAndScience. Hitch is hailed as one of the greatest orators since Cicero. Atheism prevails, Religion fails, sorry, deal with it, bye bye.

>> No.7551232

>>7551220
top kek

>> No.7551237

>>7551220
Now rewrite it for a mullah asking if there's an atheist in the audience. Then all the men rape the guy but it's not gay because in arab culture it's only gay if you're the one getting raped.

>> No.7551305

>>7551237
Kek this one is better

>> No.7551482

>>7551141
>/lit/ chart gets over 1 million views on imgur
>suddenly inundated with hitchens threads
lmao