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Ok sorry but idk where else to ask I have a 200 word essay due for English by the end of the school day.

It's open subject but its just too long to get done in the time I have. Can one of you fine gentelmen please write this essay for me I will pay you based on the grade. Thanks gentelmen.

>> No.7549551

>200 words
>too long
that's 10 minutes of writing. half of it would be just structure and formalities. i don't get it, is this one of those deadlines joke people make? shouldn't it be exagerated and funny?

>> No.7549571

>>7549542
>Teachers are so desperate to get their students to write anything longer than a tweet that they literally ask them to write 200 words about ANYTHING as a graded assignment

RIP western civ

>> No.7549577

>>>/hm/

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>>7549542
Over the last two decades, college has been systematically churning out some of the most idle fucking excuses for "students" I have ever seen. And they have the gall to complain about it too. If you want something to resent, try any English University from 1972-75. One of my teachers sat me down ALONE in the lecture hall to write out an essay I had procrastinated with heavy drugs. It was a page's worth of writing. Any subject I liked. Any size handwriting.

I learnt right then and there that you can learn nothing more important than HARD WORK.

>> No.7550021

>>7549551
>>7549571
>>7549577
>>7549613
None of this shit is long enough homes I got a half hour left before I FAIL I don't think you guys understand the money isn't an issue I'll get my next "college lifestyle" check from back home this weekend I'll pay for the essay. Please hurry.

>> No.7550080

>9 word shitpost due in 12 seconds
it's over

>> No.7551212

Thanks a lot guys now not only am I currently failing my english class but my parents wont be sending me any more lifestyle checks until I get my grades up.

FUCK YOU my truck uses a lot of gas and I drink a lot of bear this is ruining my life you nerds.

>> No.7551267

>>7551212
Anon, would you like to get married?

>> No.7551276

>>7549542
This is just too funny to report, my sides.

>> No.7551277

>>7549542
i remeamber i had a 300 word enlish thesis due in college.... man i wish i did it in time.. now im homeless...... dont make the same mistake i did op............... do ur assignemtn . even if its hard

>> No.7551283

>>7549542
LOL 200 word essay?
Can't you do it?
LOL
Are you offering money on a anonymous board to someone dump enough do it for you?
LOLOLOLOL

>> No.7551288

So 200 words is "too long to get it done in the time you have" but somehow its not too long for literally the exact same time we would have? Go fuck yourself OP.

>> No.7551300

What the fuck why are there so many people actually falling for this

This meme is old as dirt

>> No.7551311

>>7551283
its bait dumbass xd

>> No.7551319

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200 words :^)

>> No.7551320

>>7551311
I made mine too, don't you notice the errors?

dumbass, you fell

>> No.7551327

>>7551300
Someone posted a pic of the /lit/ essentials on Reddit and it got 1,000,000 views.

>> No.7551408

>>7551320
>>7551311
>>7551283
>>7551277
>>7551276
>>7551212
>>7549613
>>7550021
>>7549551
>>7549542
Legitimate cancer.

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>>7551212
>and I drink a lot of bear

>> No.7551604

>>7551327

When did this happen? I thought the board's been kind of shit lately.

>> No.7552121

>>7551604
Two weeks ago now, I think? I'm sure someone saved a picture, but there are a lot of newcomers now. (It's slowly returning to normal though.)

>> No.7552154

>>7552121
And by slowly I meant not at all.

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