Oxford thread

[Anonymous No.7548584]

Who else /mediocre/ here?

[Anonymous No.7548590]

So mediocre, can't even crop a screenshot

[Anonymous No.7548592]

>>7548584
wad iz diz,? an img 4 ants? xDDD

[Anonymous No.7548594]

>>7548584
at least you tried. unfortunately you're not welcome here on /lit/ anymore. oxford grads only, you understand.

/pol/ is more your speed.

[Anonymous No.7548606]

>>7548594
>tfw will have to 'redpill' myself to justify a prospectless and bitter loser

Haha academia is all Jewish brainwashing anyways!

:-(

[Anonymous No.7548610]

>>7548584
s u c k s h i t f a m

[Anonymous No.7548613]

>>7548590
>>7548594
Cheers for the giggles m8

[Anonymous No.7548621]

>>7548584
>tfw ill be back in glorious oxon this time tomorrow
Unlucky chum, stay strong.

[Anonymous No.7548623]

I literally can't express how much better my life has been since I attended Oxford. I went to a state school and gradually became the stereotypical moody, withdrawn sensitive type who both despises the quality of his immediate culture and feels a weird pride for having been raised in a sort of anti-intellectual and brutal environment. I was all set to take my Russell Group humanities BA and spend my life working as an anonymous, insecure wageslave forever thankful of being offered a job and forever too insecure to pursue my creative ambitions. The chip on my shoulder had become something of a wedge, and I felt too out of place regardless of my environment, too resentful and bitter to even attempt to make it in the artistic world. Then I finally applied for Oxford and got in to study an English MA, with reassurance that should I work hard enough a career in academia or within one of Oxford's affiliated companies would be almost guaranteed. I turned up as apprehensive as usual, and the first few days were spent regretting my decision and desperately feigning a cultured personality. But then I realized that the people there were just interesting and that the snobbery and exclusivity I had anticipated was just a myth borne out of my working class upbringing. I've since graduated, having spend the year dining in grand halls with groups of interesting people, dating several girls (one of whom, a petite Russian whose family traces back to the aristocracy, is now my fiancee). I work four days a week at a publishing company and earn £38k a year. I regularly meet up with friends from my college and visit Oxford for nights out and for meetings with my professors. The Martin Eden-esque novel I have been writing for two years has been selected for publication at a major British publishing house and, honestly, I could not have imagined a few years ago how great life could be. I come on /lit/ and see how pathetic you all are and just shake my head and chuckle. If I saw you guys on the street I would of course throw you a penny or discuss Bukowski or whatever "realist" writers you enjoy, but ultimately I would be able to tell within ten seconds if you're an Oxbridge grad and would dismiss you as a potential source of good company if you are not. I never thought I'd know what it was like to be objectively better than somebody else, for the value of my existence to be superior to the value of a stranger's, but now I do and I've never been happier. People are awed by power and prestige. All I need to do is mention the university I attended (if only for a year) and they immediately begin to hunch and look at their feet because they know they are in the presence of greatness.

[Anonymous No.7548626]

Well you better stop reading now. There's literally no point when you're not doing it to please your professor. Maybe go onto /an/ and buy a dog and live the nice life.

[Anonymous No.7548627]

>>7548623
nice

[Anonymous No.7548737]

>>7548584
heh my buddy just finished his study abroad there. He spent a lot of time clubbing and I hope you euros didn't make him a lowkey fag

[Anonymous No.7548745]

>>7548606
>implying it's not

[Anonymous No.7548749]

I go to a top 25 uni in America (its not elite, just very respectable) and I have the option to study abroad there. So that's what I'll probably do. I didn't apply because fuck getting a visa and paying for British uni and airfare and all that shit, plus I didn't know what I wanted to major in.

[Anonymous No.7548759]

>>7548584
Given that you are too dumb for cropping I'm not surprised you were rejected to be frank

[Anonymous No.7548761]

>>7548737
>Britain
>Euros

[Anonymous No.7548762]

>>7548749
>plus I didn't know what I wanted to major in.

How did you figure it out?

[Anonymous No.7548764]

>>7548606
That's how I deal with my inability to achieve academically (I.e. stupidity). I just do it without the antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.7548767]

>>7548606
>Haha academia is all Jewish brainwashing anyways!

true that haha

[Anonymous No.7548801]

>>7548623
Well, first:
>£38k a year
That puts you just above average US household income. I was making £30k a year as a compsci intern after only ONE SEMESTER of college, at a finance firm. I'm with a fire department now and most of us clear £41k, and our "academy" is only 12 weeks and totally free. And we only work three days a week. Face it anon: you're poor.
And two:
Jesus Christ you've been lapping up that cool-aid so hard that you've become completely out of touch with everything. My ex went to Amherst College (Ranked higher than yours, if that'll get your attention) and she was great in highschool but the AC culture just made her a worse human being. Now I'm dating her friend, who is in the top 1% of Connecticut College, and she's a little better but it's the same shit, the only worthwhile thing they've ever done is get their degree from a selective school. Their ego and self-worth subsists 100% of a single accomplishment that is only somewhat significant, and as a result they feel proud of contributing absolutely nothing, which makes them emotionally taxing to deal with. People aren't looking down at their feet because they "know that you're better", they look down at their feet because they've realized that you're self-aggrandizing and they want to get away from you without being mean.
Seriously though, cool down a little bit, you sound like you have no soul and totally subsist on what others think of you.

[Anonymous No.7548804]

>>7548761
>europeans don't think they're european
well you certainty aren't american

[Anonymous No.7548805]

>>7548801
>angrily replying to copy-pasta

[Anonymous No.7548808]

>>7548804
Euro as in the currency, which the UK doesn't have

[Anonymous No.7548812]

>>7548808
I was not talking about the currency

[Anonymous No.7548817]

>oxford

Should have applied for cambridge m8

[Anonymous No.7548829]

>>7548584
>Going to school in europe
Definition of mediocre

[Anonymous No.7548835]

>>7548804
Not that I'm particularly happy about it, but Britain is culturally a lot closer to America than most of Europe.

[Anonymous No.7548855]

>>7548623
>The Martin Eden-esque novel
I swear this is a copypasta.

[Anonymous No.7548868]

>>7548835
One step behind cananda. Those fuckers are 100% americans

[Anonymous No.7548871]

>>7548868
m80 I have zero desire for Britain to be more like America, your country is shite.

[Anonymous No.7548872]

>he fell for the university meme

[Anonymous No.7548876]

>>7548623
>English graduate from Oxford
>doesn't master basic verb tenses

A likely story :^)

[Anonymous No.7548879]

>>7548872
when you really think about it, everything is a meme

[Anonymous No.7548886]

Going to Australian National University lads give us a r8

[Anonymous No.7548890]

>>7548584
Why is America so third world that you still get it in the mail?

What is this, 1989?

[Anonymous No.7548894]

>>7548890
>not getting your Oxford acceptance letter in the post

What is this, plebianism?

[Anonymous No.7548900]

>>7548829
>Going to school in Merica
>Classes in getting offended

[Anonymous No.7548919]

>>7548623
>tfw no petite russian aristocrat to bully me and give handjobs

[Anonymous No.7548927]

>>7548879

>he fell for the 'everything is a meme' meme

[Anonymous No.7548928]

>>7548890
>America

Do you even know what Oxford is?

[Anonymous No.7548959]

>>7548890
this man is confused, it's very unlikely op is burger

[Anonymous No.7548963]

>>7548584
who else /bristol/ and didnt even apply to oxbridge because there was absolutely no chance here?

[Anonymous No.7548975]

>>7548959
I am not a burger, and nor was this a letter. Doubly confused.

>>7548963
Its a better feeling than having a great time while you're there for interviews and then not getting in, I assure you. Tasted the life and then lost it.

[Anonymous No.7549088]

>>7548584
>be abroad
>parents are abroad
>only find out by letter

I'm in India for four months; this would be torture but Delhi is lovely and cancerously fogged up with atmospheric pollution right now.

[Anonymous No.7549111]

>>7548801
>being this new

maybe reddit is the site you want anon?

[Anonymous No.7549125]

This is 4chan. Everyone here is mediocre.

[Anonymous No.7549126]

>>7548801
so so embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.7549129]

>>7549125
keep telling yourself that, senpaitatchi

[Anonymous No.7549132]

>>7549125
>projecting this hard

[Anonymous No.7549133]

>>7549125
i aint

[Anonymous No.7549139]

>>7548623
>>7548801

I grew up in something that's one step up from a complete ghetto. I made it to an Ivy League school on the back of a combination of affirmative action and an athletic scholarship.

My classmates were all your traditional, blue blood type elites. My professors were the leading experts of their fields.

Every single one of them wanted nothing more than to be shown the base and degenerate aspects of society, and to experience it through whatever avenue possible. This includes emotional, intellectual, and physical. I'm talking humiliation and abuse - in bed and out of bed.

(I'm a faggot in case you haven't figured this out yet. I know you guys suck at reading comprehension.)

One of my teammates, an otherwise proper, respectable, and charismatic white boy had the biggest orgasm of his life (or so he tells me) from having a $10,000 bottle of wine poured over him while I fucked him. Another one specifically requested I whip him with his violin bow. Many more want to experience prison rape or some other comparable scenario in the bedroom. I had a professor suck me off in his office while specifically requesting I shout verbal abuse relating to the emptiness and uselessness of his particular field of study. My experience is not at all uncommon from what I hear.

Your so-called "elites" just want to be treated like crap by ghetto filth. Next time you meet up with an Ivy grad, just remember there's a good chance the same mouth that's speaking eloquently about politics, culture, or whatever other topic is probably the same mouth that sucked big black cock the night before.

[Anonymous No.7549150]

>>7549139
Wow, and I thought the original pasta was good.

[Anonymous No.7549178]

>>7549139
>>Your so-called "elites" just want to be treated like crap by ghetto filth.
only occasionally , that's the point that you fail to grasp in your pasta. redo it.