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>500-800 word reflection on the Iliad due Tuesday
>haven't even started
>can't stop browsing /lit/
>mfw

>> No.7537323
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>>7537308
>~500 word synopsis of an article from some SJW website due Monday
>haven't even started
>can't stop shitposting and smoking
>mfw

also nice filename OP

>> No.7537349

this board is so slow you could literally browse every thread in around 2 or so hours

>> No.7537357

>>7537349
this
there is no way you can't stop browsing. the board stops for you.

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>>7537308
Just recount the ship catalogue chapter.

>> No.7537378

>>7537308
500 word minimum? Bitch I'll kill that shit in 40 minutes.

>> No.7537380

>>7537349
>>7537357
does either of you feel like the board slowed down by like 30% all of a sudden on new year's?

do you think that quitting /lit/ was actually new year's resolution for some people? because I can understand that being the case with some of the really toxic and worthless boards like contemporary /mu/, but I'm not sure if it actually happened here

>> No.7537382

>>7537308
>One evening, as Anon could not stop browsing /lit/, he discovered that thinking of the paper on the Iliad which he hadn't even started yet had turned his face into that of David Foster Wallace.

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>>7537308
>50-100 word shitpost on /pol/ due monday
>haven't even started
>can't stop making informed, well thought out arguments
>mfw

>> No.7537408

>2000 and 2500 word essays due on Wednesday afternoon
>Haven't started yet

welp

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>300-400 word DFW thread due Thursday
>haven't even read IJ
>can't stop Daveposting
>mfw

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>>7537393
idktftbhm8

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>>7537308
>>can't stop browsing /lit/

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>>7537444
Beautiful triples btw.

>> No.7537949

>>7537380
no way why would anyone leave /lit/ it is the best board on 4chan by far

>> No.7538198

>mfw 100 word essay on The Great Gatsby due next year
>mfw I have no face

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>have to give a one minute speech about my favourite book tomorrow
>still haven't chosen something with the right amount of erudition without seeming too pretentious

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>5 page minimum thesis for a group research project due Tuesday
>I'm expected to write it completely but I haven't started
>can't stop shitposting and jerking off

>> No.7538238

>>7538209
Take this as an opportunity to stop giving too much of a shit right now and reap the benefit for the rest of your life

>> No.7538264

>>7538238
And by this I mean choose Infinite Jest and make your paper meme-tasticular

>> No.7538277

>>7537380
there's a /his/ board that gets all the /pol/ and newfag attention. quality hasn't improved, though, because we're not getting new people to improve what we have, but at least we have a better average.

>> No.7538284

>>7538209
finnegans wake

>> No.7538285

>>7537308

Speculate, in roughly 2000 words, on the sexual nature of the relationship between Achilles and Patroclus in graphic detail.
????
Profit!

>> No.7538290

Are you people really this retarded? Writing 500 words takes a maximum of 45 minutes. You don't even deserve to read books.

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>>7537380
All the Eva fans committed suicide desu.

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>>7538290