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Former atheist here looking to reform my fedora ways. What is the most based sect of Christianity?

>> No.7523169

Jansenism.

>> No.7523176

Arian Christianity
Trinitarians a shit

>> No.7523188

>>>/his/

>> No.7523191

>choose a religion
>it's the wrong one

Uh oh!

>> No.7523198

C A T H O L I C
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>> No.7523201
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>>7523152
Reformed.

>> No.7523208

>>7523152
Orthodox is literally the one sect that has never done anything wrong.

>> No.7523209

>>7523152
Whichever one makes you feel edgier, you double-contrarian pleb.

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>>7523208
>never offending this world, which is fallen and inherently sinful
>a good thing

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>>7523209
>Whichever one makes you feel alive, you sincere truth seeker.

>> No.7523220

>>7523152
Christianity in all of its incarnations is the pedestrian religion of all time.

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>>7523220

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>>7523198
Why even bother?

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>>7523223

>> No.7523236

>>7523223
This is probably going to be another instance of Francis saying something off the cuff that is taken out of context.

That headline is overtly wrong, anyway, and contradicts Catholic dogma.

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>>7523236
>he was only pretending to be retarded

>> No.7523241

>>7523223
But that's impossible. According to the religion, you can't not believe in God and still go to heaven.

Is Francis stupid or is he trying to be as reddit as possible.

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>>7523237
Luther recanted his heresy at the end of his life.

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>>7523241
>is he trying to be as reddit as possible.

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>>7523243
>

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>>7523222

>implying what he said isn't truth

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>>7523260
>implying the truth isn't the truth

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>>7523236

>That headline is overtly wrong, anyway, and contradicts Catholic dogma.

So does half the bible but that doesn't stop people from following it.

>>7523241

>But that's impossible. According to the religion, you can't not believe in God and still go to heaven.

>according to the religion

Well there's your problem. Listen to god, not the religion.

>> No.7523271

>>7523191
Why not just picking the one that appeals to them?

>> No.7523272
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>>7523247
>sola scriptura
>the Church is older than the Bible
>the Church is the reason the Bible exists at all

>> No.7523275

Eastern or Oriental Orthodox. Although they aren't sects, they are the original Church, Christ's Body.

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>>7523268

>truth
>religion

>pick one

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>>7523276
>Jesus Christ
>The Truth

Pick both.

>> No.7523283

>>7523269
>listen to god

This is the kind of thinking that leads people to shoot up abortion clinics. The average layperson isn't qualified to interpret God's will.

>> No.7523284

>not joining the order of leibowitz
>not working selflessly for you lord God as a monk
>not becoming a well meaning booklegger DOOMS THE HUMAN RACE WITH ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE AGAIN

>> No.7523287

Calvinism, because it rejects free will and is logically coherent.

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>>7523272
>implying the early church wasn't lead by the Holy Spirit

>implying the Roman "church" didn't depart from the Holy Spirit by worshiping the "Queen of Heaven."

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>>7523283
>Interpreting your imaginary friend's will

>> No.7523292

>>7523283
>The average layperson isn't qualified to interpret God's will.
God has no will.

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>>7523291

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>>7523293
>Not believing in a man in the sky is edgy

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>>7523303
*pinches trilby*

>> No.7523310

>>7523272
>Implying Roman Catholic Church isn't the whore of Bablyon

>> No.7523318

>>7523282

>Jesus Christ
>Jesus of Nazareth

Fix'd

He was just a man.

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>>7523318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYIVYxZOWwo

>> No.7523327

>>7523283


>This is the kind of thinking that leads people to shoot up abortion clinics.

Where as following the religion they shoot up/ bomb a country.

The average layperson isn't qualified to interpret God's will.

No one is qualified to interpret god, otherwise we would know where exactly he/she/it exists.

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>when you realize the vast majority of atheists are completely shallow and a clear reflection of their miserable lives

>> No.7523331

>>7523325

Why did you link me to that video?

>> No.7523333

>>7523327
God exists outside the universe, but also within and around and above and underneath the universe. Read the Summa.

>> No.7523338

>>7523330

>when you realize the vast majority of atheists are completely shallow and a clear reflection of their miserable lives

That sentence doesn't make sense. But please continue being pompous and telling me how completely shallow I am, that's the true Christian way right?

>> No.7523340

>>7523338
If you aren't Christian, you are shallow, yes.

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>>7523340

>Shallow

>> No.7523346

>>7523318
>He was just a man.
Muhammad pls, the Christ IS just a man.

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>>7523331
It's a nice song.

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>>7523152
Eastern orthodoxy. Catholicism without the shit-tier dogma and scholasticism.

>> No.7523358

>>7523220
What religion do I join to be a patrician?

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>>7523354

this
no dogma, no scholasticism, no pope and Theosis

>> No.7523372

>>7523358

gnosticism is what most nonedgy occult bandwagonners join

>> No.7523385

>>7523358
Catholic, but you have to convert as an elitist reaction against modern liberal degeneracy as opposed to being a poor person who is raised Catholic and never questions it.

>> No.7523389

>>7523349
>the Trinity
>Not a heresy

>> No.7523395

>>7523358

otherwise i suggest you join eastern christian orthodoxy

>> No.7523399

>>7523354
>>7523370

what the shit are you talking about, no dogma? it's even worse.

jeez is it sad to think that youth of america will romanticise eastern orthodoxy just because it's not popular in their own neighborhood.

>> No.7523401

Calvinism

Reformed Baptist

>> No.7523402

>>7523399
As a Catholic, I love my Orthodox brothers and pray for the healing of the Schism. That said, I do get a strong suspicion that all the boosting it gets on the chans is from young people who have abandoned Protestantism but haven't abandoned their anti-Catholic biases.

>> No.7523407

>>7523402
thinks the one true path to divinity is at the behest of a bunch of kiddie fuckers and symbolic cannibals.

>okay anne rice THANKS

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>>7523389
Gnostic pls go.

>> No.7523413

>>7523399

>orthodox belief is not usually overly emphasized in polytheistic or animist religions, in which there is often little or no concept of dogma, and varied interpretations of doctrine and theology are tolerated and sometimes even encouraged within certain contexts.

>>7523402

Nah, through thorought investigation, i was born catholic then became atheist then orthodox

>> No.7523417

>>7523413

wait bad meme i totally didnt read what i was posting

>> No.7523422

>>7523402
>That said, I do get a strong suspicion that all the boosting it gets on the chans is from young people who have abandoned Protestantism but haven't abandoned their anti-Catholic biases.
Basically all Christians on the chans are Christians because they don't want to be associated with the image of the fedora tipper that they identify with Reddit, or as a reaction against feminism.

>> No.7523426

>>7523422

says the reddit feminist

>> No.7523431

>>7523422
Some of us are sincere, and are here because even Christians enjoy a good shitpost every now and then. We're only human.

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>>7523431
iktf

>> No.7523447

>>7523413

>orthodox belief is not usually overly emphasized in polytheistic or animist religions, in which there is often little or no concept of dogma, and varied interpretations of doctrine and theology are tolerated and sometimes even encouraged within certain contexts.

that sure sounds great, but it also sounds like you've never been to an eastern orthodox church, where orthodox belief is practiced. otherwise you'd know that orthodox practices differs very slightly from catholic ones, and are essentially catholic practices with a combover. please don't delude yourself into thinking that varied interpretations of anything is encouraged, especially when many orthodox churches still literally haven't updated to gregorian calendar.

>> No.7523468

>>7523191
It's the right one.
>>7523338
Your beliefs have no standing.

>> No.7523500

>>7523447

dont care about the churches

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>>7523468

Neither do yours!

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>>7523500
>doesn't care about going to Mass
>doesn't care about receiving the Eucharist

>> No.7523516

There's a God.

>> No.7523517

>>7523508
They do.

>> No.7523531

>>7523512

ill admit i didnt know what i was talking about when i talked about dogma and i do care about the churches, i just wanted to see where this would lead

but i dont mind so much following a dogma that is right VS one that is wrong