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Horrible covers thread

>> No.7517078

>>7517076
Portrait of as a the Artist Young James Man Joyce. Checks out.

>> No.7517109

>>7517076
I hope the designer was fired.

>> No.7517111

>>7517078
>>7517076
sperglords think every cover is bad when they take everything literally

>> No.7517147
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>> No.7517158

>>7517076

Why does it seem like they are trying to get the indie film watching or young adult reading crowd into reading Joyce with that cover?

>> No.7517176
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Nothing beats this

>> No.7517212

>>7517176
How are Wordsworth covers so bad?

>> No.7517216
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>>7517176
a challenger appears!

>> No.7517219

>>7517216
Hahaha what they fuck

>> No.7517220

>>7517212

They stopped using public domain pieces of art and instead super-impose badly costumed people on a vaguely appropriate stock photo.
I don't know why they do it. It must be cheaper or something.

>> No.7517224

>>7517216
No that's the perfect cover

>> No.7517226
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>>7517212
Fucking beats me.

>> No.7517267
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>> No.7517281
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7517281

almost any movie cover

>> No.7517283

>>7517216
Have you ever read A Hero of our Time?
That cover is actually pretty fitting.

>> No.7517285
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>>7517176
"In 1959 Liszt released THIS: Totentanz. His most acomplished album. I think his undisputed masterpiece is the first version for piano and orchestra, a piece so catchy, most people probably don't even read the partiture. But they should! Because it's not just about the obsession with death and the importance of carpe diem, but also a personal statement about list himself. Hey Alyona!"

>> No.7517367

>>7517285
Top kek

>> No.7517394

>>7517076
I think the idea behind this cover's good, Joyce didn't add the "as a young man" to the title until after his first draft of it. Kinda mimics Joyce's constant revisions.

I mean don't get me wrong it looks like fucking trash and I'd never put it on my bookshelf, but...yeah

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>> No.7517455

>>7517405
the monkey one was goat

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Animal Farm and Great Gatsby, the translations suck, too. I'm ashamed of having these in my home

>> No.7518193

>>7517076
I've spoken to the designer, Peter Mendelsund, who's just designed the joyce bibliography and a lot of kafka's back catalogue, among many other books.

>> No.7518208

>>7517492
kek

>> No.7518221

>>7518193
And?

>> No.7518223
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>>7518193
>Peter Mendelsund

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>> No.7518240

>>7518223
what the FUCK lmao

>> No.7518243
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>>7517281
what is it with will smith?

>> No.7518244
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>>7517176
Am I the only person who thought a young Colin Ferrell would've actually made a decent Roskalnikov?

>> No.7518251

>>7518223
at least the ulysses one makes sense

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>>7518244
>tfw arguing with someone over Divine Comedy
>tfw you realize they never even read it and are pretending that the video game lore is canon

>> No.7518275
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7518275

It's awful but in a good way

>> No.7518283

>>7518273
>anon what do you mean satan never swung his fat satan cock at dante?

>> No.7518317

>>7518251
why?

>> No.7518327

>>7518317
>yes

>> No.7518333

Someone post the "The Recognitions" one, it's hideous

>> No.7518504

>>7518327
oh, ok

>> No.7518641
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>>7517212
this one's pretty great though

>> No.7518659
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>> No.7518677

>>7518656
Not unless the cover is matte desu.

I can't stand gloss covers, most of the time they look disgusting and even when they look ok they would have looked better matte.

>> No.7518690

>>7518162
>Great Gatsby
>The Great Love Stories

Fantastic

>> No.7518703

>>7518504

Read Ulysses.

>> No.7518878

>>7518251
Dubliners one make sense too

>> No.7519303

>>7518641
nah its a fine cover

>> No.7519308

>>7518504
It is the YES cuck meme, because bloom gets cucked.

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>>7518275
Step your game, senpai.

>> No.7519357

>>7519315
that one at least has a unified art style, atrocious as it is

>> No.7519391

>>7518193
>>7518162
Those covers are GOAT

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I rip my covers off

>> No.7519411
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>>7519391

>> No.7520336
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7520336

>Literally googled "stock image boy boat"

>> No.7520348

>>7520336
I designed a series of book covers for a guy at the university of my state. I put a ton of effort into the first few but it soon became evident that authors don't give a shit about covers and I used stock images for the next few

>> No.7520430

>>7517176
The point is that they're cheap right? So why not forego the shit covers and just make them all black? These look awful.

>> No.7520438
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>>7518244
that is horrifying

>> No.7520575
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>>7517492
holy shit i'm dying

>> No.7520601
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>> No.7520630

>>7520601
I hate those covers so much.

>> No.7520645
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>>7518275
I actually like that one. I have this one

>> No.7520647
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>>7520647

>> No.7520656
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>> No.7520660

>>7520645
You can't get any more soviet that that.

>> No.7520675

>>7520656
Preety good.

>> No.7520706

The peruvian The Stranger is also great, wish i still had the image on my computer

>> No.7520710

>>7520601
Martin Claret

>> No.7520723

>>7520656
Seen far worse.

It does kind of imply that the Shire is located in Carthaginian Africa, though.

>> No.7520729

Portrait of AS A the Artist YOUNG James MAN Joyce

>> No.7520732

>>7517492
>>7520706

>> No.7520754
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7520754

>christmas-ass colors

>> No.7520848

>>7518223
>>7517076

these are great. don't hate them just because you don't understand them

>> No.7520922

>>7518656
That looks like Nicholas Roerich. He is pretty great.

>> No.7520941

>>7518223
the only one thats really hateable is dubliners

>> No.7520943

>>7520848
for design to be great it needs to be easily understood. see: crystal goblet

The only reason those covers are intelligible to you is because you are steeped in memes. Anyone who doesn't already know JJoyce will have difficulty deciphering those covers, and so they are weak design.

>> No.7520946

>>7520754
thats a good cover
>no corny visuals
>bold typeface

>> No.7521072

i hate murakami covers fuck that

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>>7520348
I-if it makes you feel any better, if I get published I'll care a great deal about how the thing looks since I'm an autistic esthete. I really want them to look like this.

>> No.7521315

>>7521072
The US edition of Underground/The Place That Was Promised is pretty nice though.

>> No.7521358

>>7518275
pretty fitting desu

>> No.7521399
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Hands down the worst cover

>> No.7521430

>>7521399
jesus

>> No.7521437
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>> No.7521459

>>7518659
this actually quite perfect senpai

>> No.7521460
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>> No.7521466

>>7521460
that's interesting

>> No.7521635
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7521635

>the book uses the movie's poster as its cover

>> No.7521643

>>7521460
No way, that's great. Especially considering most covers of Lolita published today go directly against Nabokov's own advice and contribute to the misinterpretation of the novel.

>Who would be capable of creating a romantic, delicately drawn, non-Freudian and non-juvenile, picture for LOLITA (a dissolving remoteness, a soft American landscape, a nostalgic highway—that sort of thing)? There is one subject which I am emphatically opposed to: any kind of representation of a little girl.

>> No.7521649

>>7521437
>THE SAILOR WITH WHO SEA THE FELL FROM GRACE

>> No.7521653

>>7520946
>terrible font
>terrible colour scheme

>> No.7521655

>>7518677
Penguin covers look like shit because they are cheap a fuck and the top part is glossy

fuck that

>> No.7521668

>>7517176
they even managed to fuck up their moby dick cover. it looks like it was drawn by a first year computer graphics student

>> No.7521680

>>7521653
Don't forget the multiple hyphens.

>> No.7521686

>>7521643
It's clearly meant to be a vagina...How is it not contrary to his wishes?

>> No.7521688

>>7521460
nah bro this cover is actually kinda brilliant

>> No.7521690
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>> No.7521701

>>7521460
That's the best Lolita cover I've ever seen though. Does anyone know if they'll actually use it?

>> No.7521704

>>7521460
This was never published. It was fanmade, but appeared on a much shared list of alternative Nabokov covers. It's great.

>> No.7521750

>>7521690
They chose a model who's obviously much older than the 27-year-old Patrick Bateman.

>> No.7522058

>>7521460

That cover is based as fuck.

>> No.7522064

>>7518256
This looks like a physics textbook or something.

>> No.7522192

>>7517076
>Portrait of as a the artist young james man joyce
>Don't dead open inside

>> No.7522233

>>7518162
>"So what should i put on the cover?"
>"Didn't you read the synopsis? It's about a farm where there are no humans and all the horses, and dogs and sheep are ruled by the pigs"
>"a story about anthopomorphised animals, got it"

>> No.7522281

>>7521750
On top of having American cut in half and the author's name being indistinguishable from the title

>> No.7522843
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7522843

The King in Yellow is the only Wordsworth cover that is decent but the plot description on the back and the introduction is filled with "dare you enter the chamber of farts" esque writing.

>>7519315
I actually own this one. The book fucking sucks.

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>> No.7522992
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>> No.7522995

>>7517285
is this OC? kekd

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>>7522971
>>7522974
>>7522977
>>7522980
>>7522986

>> No.7523003

>>7518878
explain? what's ERS?

>> No.7523028

>>7522990
>>7522992
Kek

>> No.7523038
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and of course i fucking bought it like an idiot

>> No.7523203

>>7523038
I refuse to read this book because all the editions look like shit

>> No.7523210
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>>7523203
the one with the sunset looks good.

>> No.7523244

>>7522990
looks like real human bean

>> No.7523255

>>7520656
Tolkien himself hated the cover, thought it was shit.

>> No.7523257

>>7523038
>>7523203

I bought it too, only because we're left with the fucking awful Picador editions here in the UK and not much else to choose from.

>> No.7523263

>>7518223
I like them.

>> No.7523297

I have a copy of PotAaaYM with a Wikipedia article on the back.

>> No.7523967

>>7523297
>Did you mean: PotAssiuM

>> No.7524042

>>7517220
They should go back to using the public domain pieces of art or just have completely blank covers with only the title and author printed.

>> No.7524044

>>7518162
Are these school textbooks, what the fuck

I don't know what's worse, the artwork or the glossy paperback covering itself

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>>7518162
fuck's sake

>> No.7524053

>>7518275
Actually it kinda works. It looks kitsch but I guess that suits Mikhail well.

>> No.7524062

>>7520601
What is this Bollywood Boon & Mills fuck shit

>> No.7524070

>>7522977
> In the Amazon Jungle
> it's a footpath in rural England

holy shit

>> No.7524075

>>7523038
It's so crass and pulpy looking. I kinda like it and I kinda don't. Fuck, I wish we had other editions in the UK.

>> No.7524120

>>7522986
"What is this social studies textbook doing in the fiction section?"
>>7522843
Hmm, yes, let's put Lawnmower Man-esque CGI on a book that predates computers by half a century.
>>7521690
I used to own this one, actually. It would have been funny if they had put his dick on the back cover.
>>7521437
Yes, my favorite novel, "The Sailor Who... [random mix of words]"
>>7521399
WTF hahaha.
>>7520601
Good idea, trying to market Shakespeare to 9-year-old girls.
>>7519315
This is like the kind of cover you see on somebody's horrible self-published e-book.
>>7518243
Any cover which is the cover for the movie adaptation is horrible. You seem like the biggest pleb reading a book that's a movie. Everybody just KNOWS the only reason you ever found out about was because of the movie,
>>7517492
This one is amazing.

>> No.7524134

>>7524120
>Hmm, yes, let's put Lawnmower Man-esque CGI on a book that predates computers by half a century.
It's not CGI.

>> No.7524159

>>7517455
goat shit, yes.

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>>7518223
I like them, they remind me of these which I'm sure belong here according to some of you

>> No.7524221

>>7521460
amazing
>>7521690
perfect for the yuppie setting
the typeface reminds me of vogue

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>>7523038
All McCarthy books are like this, atleast where I've bought them. Excuse my shit quality cellphone pic but you get the idea.

>> No.7524234

>>7518223

these covers are fantastic, plus the ulysses text is the corrected 1961 edition, the book is literally perfect

>> No.7524246

>>7524226
I guess it makes sense if all McCarthy writes are Westerns… are they all Westerns? I've yet to read his work

>> No.7524260

>>7524246
nah most of them are some kind of southern gothic

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>>7520943
>design is publicity and not art
The Joyce covers are just more worded than the usual.

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>>7524209
>Blek Kung
My fucking sides.

>> No.7524379

>>7518223
I have this edition of Ulysses and love it. I'm ordering the other two soon

>> No.7524388

>>7522970
>wondering what that slut's doing now

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Polish edition of Stoner

Quote:
>This is the most fascinating book you have stumbled upon

>> No.7524394

>>7523244
and a real hero.

>> No.7524395

>>7517281
Somebody change the title to "I, muslim".

But leave the subtitle identical.

>> No.7524397

>>7524393
o rany.

>> No.7524402

>>7523003
I take it that it's because Dublin is supposed to be the "main character" of the collection

>> No.7524411

>>7518656

I got a chekhov book from wordsworth and I'm kind of annoyed it doesn't have a shitty meme cover

>> No.7524412

>>7518223
It looks like it's trying to appeal to the young adult crowd. If you placed these next to John Green's books with their playful covers maybe a teenager would pick one up unknowingly and read a Joyce instead.

>> No.7524420

>>7517492
This cannot be real.

>> No.7524439

>>7517267
what the

>> No.7524474

>>7519315
10/10

I'm really only concerned with words on the pages rather then the cover. I only like covers if they're really wild and stupid.

>> No.7524501

>>7524412
>implying any John Green reader would keep reading the book after the realization that the main characters aren't troubled manic pixie dream girls

>> No.7524533

Pretty much any lithuanian book cover.

>> No.7524546

>>7524209
I really like these

>> No.7524748

>>7524533
post any

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>>7524748
any

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>>7524748

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>>7524748
Savage Detectives

>> No.7524813

>>7517158
This, I'm fairly certain that the font of "as a young man" is the exact same font as one of those shit John green books.

>> No.7524816

>>7518223
these look like fucking shit

>> No.7524848

>>7518244
I can already imagine how disappointed some twelve year olds were when they opened that book.

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Bumping this thread into 2016 with a classic

>> No.7526042

>>7525945
Wow that is bad
It makes me think they wanted to put that ugly CGI guy on something made for modern teens to show off modern effects, but then it ended up on that coveras a mistake

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>>7524226
ChiLD OF GoD BY CORMAC McCARTHY

>> No.7526587

>>7526581
fucking lmao

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Just.

>> No.7527990

>>7524816

I own the Ulysses one, actually a pretty nice book, there's some letters and stuff Joyce wrote and lots of background information from when Ulysses was originally publishes where people were pissed with how lewd it was.

>> No.7528052

>>7518641
Get the fuck out of here.

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I've been saving this for a long time. The writer is recommended to children by the ministry of education

>> No.7528078

>>7528073
I really fucking want to read that, whatever it is.

>> No.7528121

>>7528078
A proud blacksmith is wrongfully accused of theft and because of sharia law either he has to pay with money or let his arm cut off. A butcher pays for him on condition that he works under him. He can't take it and after a week pic related happens.

>> No.7528183
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7528183

>>7524501

>> No.7528210

>>7521460
This is great. One of my favorite covers.

>> No.7528256
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7528256

>>7517212
Not that bad if you compare to >>7517076 or Houghton Mifflin's Philip K Dick-editions. At least Wordsworth covers try to sell the book.

>> No.7528263

>>7528256
>>7517212
So I'd say that Wordsworth are meme bad. Because /lit/ is a bunch of fags that does neither understand /biz/ nor /ic/.

>> No.7528265

>>7528121
Holy shit, Turkish children's books are intense.

>> No.7529516

>>7527972
That's a perfect Naked Lunch cover

>> No.7529526
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7529526

I want to just throw this in the trash and get a new copy

>> No.7529564

>>7517076
designer here: thats a good cover
/lit/ confirmed for no design sense
faggots

>> No.7529591
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7529591

my favorite wordsworth cover

>> No.7529607

>>7529591
Why do they have covers at all

If budget concerns compell them to have the intern whip up some shit in ms pain why not just have a cover that has the title and the author on it and no images

Or some stock image shit, why does it have to be this weird as fuck image editing nightmare

>> No.7529610
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7529610

>>7518223
Hold the fuck up, that picture I saw of an anon here posting that copy of Ulysses ISN'T him drawing the fucking letters on?!

Someone got FUCKING PAID to make those pieces of shit?

>> No.7529617
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7529617

>>7529591
another good one, featuring death grips

>> No.7529624

>>7529591
i need this in my life

>> No.7529627

>>7529617
>robinson cucksoe

>> No.7529644
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7529644

These generic Penguin book covers. It makes it look like I'm reading a child's book, when I'm actually reading about a guy who wants to fuck his pubescent step-daughter.

And why did it have to be orange?! Of all the colors they could have picked.

>> No.7529670

>>7529627
>the existence of non-white people is cuckoldry
And if you've actually read the book, it's more like Robinson Queersoe. The guy spends years on an island with some nigger named after a day and he doesn't ever express a desire for women.

>> No.7529683
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7529683

fuck the haters, wordsworth covers aren't bad

>> No.7529697

>>7524388
kek

>> No.7529701

>>7524800
It actually fits the novel a lot better than the Anagrama one, really nice.

>> No.7529703
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7529703

obligatory

>> No.7529712
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7529712

>>7529703
Get on my level

>> No.7529717
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7529717

>> No.7529721
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7529721

>>7529607
maybe the owner has a fetish of doing this.
just imagine all of the employees editing images as their boss just keeps muttering behind them "yes, yes, now crop that face and make it look mildly bad, but make it look like you guys are trying; hmm yes, yess, now insert some monks behind him"

>> No.7529733

>>7529721
they redid all their dostoyevsky covers in this weird abstract style

http://www.wordsworth-editions.com/authors/dostoevsky-fyodor

>> No.7529734
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7529734

always hated this

>> No.7529740

>>7529591
mein gott, I think this takes the cake

this is SO bad

>> No.7529758
File: 182 KB, 700x1165, 9781840224887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7529758

LEWD
L
E
W
D

>> No.7529792

>>7529717
This one isnt so bad. Definitely not horrible

>> No.7529814

>>7529758
why did they photoshop a face? i don't get it

>> No.7530110
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7530110

>> No.7530244

>>7530110
10/10

>> No.7530554

>>7524120
My copy of The Lord of the Rings, which I bought when I was 13 years old, is a single-volume trade paperback with a movie cover, pic related. One of these days I'm going to get a non-plebeian edition.

>> No.7530565

>>7529610
ITS CALLED DESIGN, FAGGOT
that other thing you do all day is called cocksucking

>> No.7530576

>>7518641
the artwork is good, but that typography is terrible

>> No.7530931

>>7521690
THAT FUCKING HYPHEN.

FUCK.

>> No.7530935

cucks

>> No.7530942

>>7529734
Perennial classics in general are just real fucking ugly, can't vibe with that aesthetic at all.

>> No.7530946

>>7524791
>Joyce's face in the corner
what the fuck

>> No.7530948

>>7528263
I'll grant you /biz/ but not /ic/

>> No.7530959

>>7530942
Now that I think about it most popular publishers are aesthetically lacking. The gaudy standard in cover design of a reviewer blurb or ostentatious publisher name on covers is shit, not to mention ill-matching typographies. I think content should obviously supersede form in lit consumption but it wouldn't hurt for a more wholistic aesthetic experience.

Reminds me that leatherbounds are elder god tier.

>> No.7530998

>>7524848
That's actually the video game cover.

>> No.7531003

>>7524393
ah, I finished reading that at a party for the 31, I feel conflicted as I am not sure how to feel for him.

>> No.7531054
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7531054

Wordsworth does have good covers though

>> No.7531057

>>7530998
>The literary classic that inspired the epic ...
>Translated by ...
>delreybooks

>> No.7531068

>>7522971
That photo is not in Ireland...

>> No.7531141

>>7529644
>I want people to know what I'm reading 'cause it's le edgy as fuck
Kill yourself.

>> No.7531145

>>7531141
I'm not saying I want people to know what I'm reading, I'm saying that it makes me look like I'm reading a children's book, and when they ask me what it's about, I'd tell them something that is most definitely not from a children's book.

>> No.7531146

>>7528263
If it were about /biz/ they'd make the covers black, without wasting money to print shitty covers.

>> No.7531167
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7531167

step aside you cunts

>> No.7531393

>>7529683
>yfw kush 2 loud

>> No.7531398

>>7531057
>>7530998

I think he just meant that the videogame cover was used on the book

>> No.7531802
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7531802

These classics

>> No.7531889

>>7531802
I'm upset.

Why is it "Ravished by the Triceratops" instead of "Taken by the Triceratops"

"Taken" would fit so much fucking better
The other two titles start with "Taken"
All the dinosaur names start with T too

Chrisite Sims is a fucking hack

>> No.7532122

>>7531802
Furries read books?

>> No.7532147
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7532147

>>7517285

>> No.7532148

>>7522995
Yes.

>> No.7532184

>>7520754
dis one is gut

>> No.7532194

>>7523038
despite that blurb, it doesnt look too bad

>> No.7532199

>>7524393
BAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7532211

>>7522990
>The Picture of Ryan Gosling

>> No.7532224

>>7529617
Hey, its Common.

>> No.7532231
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7532231

>>7524777

>> No.7532235
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7532235

>>7524791

>> No.7532241
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7532241

>>7524800

>> No.7532253

>>7529526
>inb4 structuralism

>> No.7532257
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7532257

This isn't a novel but I ordered the international edition of a textbook a week ago. Just realized that I paid for this abomination.

>> No.7532259

>>7529703
classic

>> No.7532270

>>7531167
spooks

>> No.7532342

>>7531054
>>7530110
>>7529758
>>7529683
All those Wordsworth covers look like something I'd expect on a Goosebumps book.

>> No.7532351

>>7529617
IM IN YOUR AREA

>> No.7532381

>>7529617
INTO THE FLOOOOOD
INTO THE IIIISLE
WITH NO REGARD FOR CRUSOE FUCK THAT I'M THE LORD OF THE FLIES,
I RULE THIS EMPIRE
I AM THE GOD OF THE ISLE

>> No.7532389
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7532389

>>7530931
sup bb

>> No.7532405
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7532405

>>7529712
literally 55 seconds on ms paint

>> No.7532435
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7532435

>>7517285
>>7522992

>> No.7532452

>>7529717
All hail the Supreme Masterpiece!

>> No.7532457

>>7517267
...how?

>> No.7532463
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7532463

>>7532457

>> No.7532476

>>7531167
I have this one. I don't like it, but it could be worse.

>> No.7532479

>>7528073

Berserk: Turkish Edition

>> No.7532553

>>7532389
right in the feels

>> No.7532580

>>7527972
hey I have that one

>> No.7532923

>>7518256
Oh man, I have this too!

>> No.7532945

>>7521688
Agree. See the grey panties

>> No.7532949
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7532949

I like the two different draculas

>> No.7532955
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7532955

>>7532949
Oh shit, so do I

>> No.7532956
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7532956

>>7532949
I love finding these in the wild

>> No.7532967

>>7532956
Complete Richard Hannay Stories cover is some North by Northwest shit

>> No.7532970
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7532970

>start with the greeks

>> No.7532971

>>7532956
> $7.99

Holy shit, these are less than £2 in the UK, what the fuck

>> No.7532973

All these Wordsworth Classics editions are jokes made by someone having some photoshop fun, right? They're not the actual covers?

>> No.7532986
File: 3.55 MB, 4128x2322, 20160102_170040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
7532986

Merry Christmas guys

>> No.7533005

>>7527972
I honestly think any cover would work for Naked Lunch.

>> No.7533034
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7533034

>sherlock's face when

>> No.7533040

>>7529644
I wouldn't care to have 2 or 3 of those in my bookshell, but that's it.

>> No.7533066
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7533066

>> No.7533079
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7533079

>> No.7533087

>>7533079
He does look like an idiot.

>> No.7533091

>>7533079
it looks like that kid's head is photoshopped onto somebody else's body, what the fuck

>> No.7533101
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7533101

>> No.7533112
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7533112

>>7532949

>> No.7533126

>>7533101
>"Ya bes' be sharin' de load, Missa Frodo."

>> No.7533131
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7533131

>>7533112
The odd thing is, wordsworth covers used to be actually okay. I don't know what the heck happened to them

>> No.7533171

>>7533126
Frodo would share Sam's load if you catch my drift wink wink nudge nudge gay sex cum in butt

>> No.7533202

>>7533131
I think it's backwards.
(Damn it's hot here)

>> No.7533214

>>7533066
wtf

>> No.7533282
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7533282

>> No.7533312

>>7531889
>Terodactyl
hahahahaha

You suck

>> No.7533333

>>7533079
I have this copy :(

>> No.7533372

>>7533333
Nice repeating digits family

>> No.7533523

>>7533333
Checkd

>> No.7533544
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7533544

>> No.7533561
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7533561

>>7533544

>> No.7533564

>>7533544
U CAN'T BE SERIOUS

>> No.7533607

>>7533561
10/10

>> No.7533617

>>7532986
>Anything more than three bucks.
Surely those price tags are in Belize Dollars.

>> No.7533668
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7533668

Who /illustrated platinum edition/ master race here?

>> No.7533672
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7533672

>>7533668

>> No.7533673

>>7533564
I wonder how many people here are old enough to get that reference.

>> No.7533684
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7533684

>>7533672
Metal as fuck

>> No.7533688
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7533688

>>7533684

>> No.7533698
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7533698

>>7533688

>> No.7533708
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7533708

>>7533698

>> No.7533715
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7533715

>>7533708
Possible favorite?

>> No.7533719
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7533719

>>7533715
Nah, I think this one has to be my favorite.

>> No.7533728

>>7533719
I'm upset.

>> No.7533734
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7533734

>>7533728
It's so metal though

>> No.7533755

>>7527972
I like it and it kind of fits more than most of these anyway.

>> No.7533807

>>7530110
>the sunset image behind the rest
>the blue sky between the tree branches
jesus

>> No.7533816

>>7533807
You realize that cover isn't real, right?

>> No.7533852

>>7533672
>we want the DFW audience pussy

>> No.7533885

>>7533066
holy shit I'm dead

>> No.7533891

>>7532923
Oli niin ruma että oli pakko ostaa

>> No.7534025
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7534025

>>7533561
top fucking kek

>> No.7534080

>>7518223

The Ulysses one is cute, although I wouldn't want to own it myself. The other two are just idiotic, though.

>> No.7534093
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7534093

Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition are pretty fucking bad

>> No.7534110

>>7517492
You can see the nihilism in his eyes

>> No.7534125

>>7519315
I need to get this version

>> No.7534148

>>7521690

This is the copy I have. I've had it nearly 18 or so years. I don't think they've changed it in that time, have they?

It's not really bad, other than that hyphen.

>> No.7534159

>>7527972

Somehow it's more appropriate than the awful Yellow cover one I have. All of his Grove Press books had similar covers, only in different colors.

>> No.7534197

>>7529758
They really didn't need to make a movie cover for The Danish Girl, did they?

>> No.7534211

>>7532949
>>7532956
>>7532970
>>7532986
I've never found Wordsworth in the wild. What stores sell them?

>> No.7534284
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7534284

How fucking Reddit is this? I'm ashamed I own it.

>> No.7534314
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7534314

>>7523263
Ditto.

>> No.7534363
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7534363

>>7534093
You mean great. They're all by celebrated artists.

>> No.7534890

>>7518223
The Dubliners and Portrait are awful, I'm surprised that someone who calls himself a "designer" could come up with something like that.
The Ulysses one is (unintentionally) great though.

>> No.7535590

>>7534363
I saw one for Les Mis yesterday that made me want to fucking barf. Can't find an image of it though.

>> No.7535807
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7535807

>>7533312
the p is silent, you moron