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>age
>location
>last time you got laid
>book you're currently reading

>> No.7497223

>>7497221
22
vancouver
may
the redneck manifesto - jim goad

>> No.7497225

>>7497221
19
mexico
one year ago, with a dude, full homo
none desu

>> No.7497229

>>7497221
19
London

Less than Nothing: Hegel and the Shadow of Dialectical Materialism - Zizek

>> No.7497233
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7497233

>>7497221
21
Vancouver
Last night
Parzival by Eschenbach

>> No.7497236

>>7497221

27
Boulder, Colorado
Never
Reading several at the same time:
Blood of Dragons by Robin Hobb
Naming and Necessity
Being and Time
History of the Peloponnesian War

>> No.7497238

18
Philadelphia
Last summer
Heroes And Villains by David Hajdu

>captcha: MySQL connection error
Yeah. Real sick, yo.

>> No.7497239

20
Central Europe
never
Notes from the Underground

>> No.7497242

23
Brazil
>implying
Lectures on the History of Philosophy

>> No.7497244

>>7497221
19
South Dakota
Octoberish
The Magus by John Fowles
Suburbia by Eric Bogosian

>> No.7497252

24
Michigan
May 2013
I donno I just finished one

>> No.7497275

23
brooklyn
never
my life (clinton)

>> No.7497279

26
uk
sunday
brief interviews with hideous men

>> No.7497284

23
Moscow
never
Kierkegaard - Enten-Eller

>> No.7497290

Reading Joyce

>> No.7497291

>>7497221
24
Belarus
yesterday
The Unnamable by Beckett

>> No.7497295

>18
>Northern Ireland
>Virgin
>Thus Spoke Zarathrustra by Friedrich Nietzsche

>> No.7497301

>>7497221
20
Southern California
Last week
Swamplandia! by Karen Russel

>> No.7497307

>>7497279
>>7497291
>>7497295
Good taste.

>> No.7497309
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7497309

>>7497221
>18
>New Mexico
>July
>Doomed to Succeed by Dennis Ross

Really important read. It's all about US-Israel foreign relations. I'm in the ROTC program so its probably for the best I have a base knowledge about this sort of thing since I'll probably end up in the Middle East at some point. It's a great book so far, really detailed account and all. Very pro-Israeli perspective, but that's to be expected from this sort of thing. Would recommend

>> No.7497312

>>7497236
>27
Hey grandpa whend you get internet?

>> No.7497323

>>7497221

22
USA
Never
Ulysses

send help

>> No.7497333

>20
>Virginia
>never
>Narcissus and Goldmund & Invisible Cities

>> No.7497339

21
southern US
couple of days ago on the couch
fellowship of the ring for those comfy christmas feelsb

>> No.7497349
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7497349

>23
>Jacksonville, NC
>Never
>How to Read a Book

please kill me

>> No.7497353

>26
>USA
>Today (>tfw live-in gf)
>Europe Central

>> No.7497362

>24
>NYC
>15 months ago when gf became no gf
>Notes From Underground

>> No.7497372
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7497372

>31
>Venezuela
>Never
>The savage detectives

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7497375

>>7497223
>23
>Boston
>yesterday
>Welcome to the Desert of the Real
>pic related

>> No.7497376

>>7497221
>19
>America
>far too long ago
>A la Recherche de Temps Perdu

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7497377

>19
>Texas
>Never
>pic related

>> No.7497378
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7497378

>>7497372
>31
>never

>> No.7497381

>>7497229
wew lad
P O S T CO D E
O
S
T
C
O
D
E

>> No.7497386

>24
>Malta
>Never
>The Trial - Kafka

>> No.7497388

18
Montreal
Yesterday, having a girlfriend makes it easy
Brother Death. The 8th and final book of the Matador series by Steve Perry

>> No.7497390

21
Birmingham, Michigan (Detroit-area suburb)
Last Friday
Finishing the economists "The World in 2016", I'm planning on starting The Road sometime over break.

>> No.7497395

>>7497372
>31
>never

Do you really get powers?

>> No.7497397

22
nordic
september
Kærlighedens gerninger

>> No.7497399

>>7497395
Yes. Destruction spells are the first thing you learn.

>> No.7497403

>22
>paris
>3 years ago
>Manhattan Transfer by Dos Passos

>> No.7497406

>>7497221
19
Canader
Never
Mao II, plus The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao for school

>> No.7497417

20
Tucson
Last Week
Gravity's Rainbow, The Illustrated Man, The Road to Reality

>> No.7497469

Cheshire UK
20
At least a year ago
The Trial

>> No.7497506

21
berlin
3-4 weeks ago
the trial by kafka

>> No.7497524

>>7497221
23
US, Iowa
>implying
Don Quixote

>> No.7497530

>>7497236
>>7497239
>>7497242
>>7497275
>>7497284
>>7497295
>>7497323
>>7497333
>>7497349
>>7497372
>>7497377
>>7497386
>>7497406
>>7497524

>being a fucking virgin

Why haven't you fucking faggots killed yourselves yet?

>> No.7497538

>>7497530
Calm down kiddo.
At this rate you're going to burst a blood vessel.

>> No.7497546

20
Tampa
October of 2014
Sex and Punishment

>>7497236
>>7497242
>>7497275
>>7497284
>>7497372
>>7497386
You guys should read the book I'm reading. Consider sleeping with a hooker.

>> No.7497577

>>7497221
>i will shoehorn in some trivial topic about books to evade the shitpost meter

>> No.7497588

>>7497546
You should try the book Tampa by Alisa Nutting

>> No.7497597

23.
Pennsylvania.
Last week.
Infinite Jest.

>> No.7497600

19
New Jersey
2 weeks ago
The Picture of Dorian Gray

>> No.7497601

>>7497530
why are you so mad roastie?

>> No.7497604

>>7497221
19
California
228 days ago, probably won't have sex again till September of next year.
Machiavelli's discourses on Livy

>> No.7497610

>23
>London
>7/12/15
>The Goldfinch

>> No.7497621

>18
>US, Louisiana
>a little under a year ago
>Crime and Punishment

>> No.7497656

just turned 22
belgrade
never
norwegian wood

>> No.7497657

24
Novosibirsk
September
Night in Lissabon - Remark

>> No.7497676

19
Sherbrooke, Quebec
Never
The odyssey

>> No.7497678

24
Baltimore
This morning
Labyrinths by Borges

>> No.7497699
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7497699

18
Boston
Sunday night
Eathly Paradise/Colette

>> No.7497711
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7497711

>>7497284
Reading Kierkegaard myself right now, do you actually read it in danish, or did you just post the original title to impress?

If not, how do you find it? The long analysis of Mozart's Don Juan was a little bit too dready for my taste.

The aestethic fanaticism of the bourgeois is intriguing. Kierkegaards description of these people and the society they act upon could are combatible with todays more "modern and effective" materialism as well.

>> No.7497717

>>7497309
If you liked this try Kissinger's Diplomacy. Ross is an asshat on par with Kissinger, but they're both very good at what they do/talk about.

20/905/nope/nonfiction

>> No.7497718

>>7497604
>228 days ago, probably won't have sex again till September of next year

Long distance relationship? Or is your partner up on a space mission?

>> No.7497723

21
Irish countryside
February fml (self inflicted; moved to the middle of nowhere)
The Testament of Mary

>> No.7497724

41
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Never
Herzog

>> No.7497726

25
austin, tx
weekend before last
Invisible Cities

>> No.7497767
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7497767

>>7497724
>41
>never

>> No.7497778

>>7497767
>being this normal

>> No.7497781

21
Ibiza
2 weeks ago
Both Heidegger's lectures on logic and To the Lighthouse by Woolf

>> No.7497805

>>7497221

20
Vancouver
A year
Talented Mr Ripley, quite frankly it sucks.

>> No.7497808

>>7497767
>not striving for lvl 50 mastery of wizardry

>> No.7497811

>>7497767
Yeah... I'm shy and ugly.

>> No.7497817

>>7497805
Yeah. Highsmith is lame. I gave The Talented Mr. Ripley a go and gave up 100 pages of boredom in. Strangers on a Train was decent but boring too.

>> No.7497821

>>7497811
Don't say that about yourself. You just have to get out there.

>> No.7497831

>>7497817

Yeah. I have 80 pages to go. I'm going to finish the book just to say I read it but god damn, it is so convoluted and boring. And I hate having to read about Mongibello every 2 fucking pages. Screw Mongibello. I hate the name of the town and I can't get it out of my head. You know when you get a song stuck in your head? It's become the same thing for me except I just have this repeat of an imaginary Italian man bellowing "Mongibello" in a loud, stereotypical, booming voice. Garbage book all around.

>> No.7497833

>>7497821
>just be yourself xd

>> No.7497849

>>7497724
Are you really 41 or are you joking?
How ugly can you be, really? Heavily disabled? Morbidly obese?
Have you never considered >>7497546?

>> No.7497864

>>7497718
Military

>> No.7497866

>>7497849
>used goods

>> No.7497868

21
Somerset, England
Never
How to Read a Book

>> No.7497870

>>7497821
Jus b urself senpai
Like
How could you not have a gf

Jus go out there
And b urself mang
xdddddd

Like its 2016 and you haev no gf
I mean LITERALLY HOW

jus go outa there and do it senpai (slang for family)

>> No.7497878

22
Melbourne, Australia
Last week or something with my gf
Marcovaldo, the sailor who fell from grace from the sea, brothers karamazov, confessions of an english opium eater

>> No.7497881

>>7497717
Thanks man.

>> No.7497886
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7497886

>>7497530

>> No.7497887

>>7497821
This is legitimate good advice.
Think of it this way, your chances of getting hit by lightning sitting in a basement are basically none. Go outside and those chances improve, even if it's fucking sunny.

It's just like the lottery. You can't win if you don't play.

>> No.7497891

>>7497870
I agree. I wish I could crack this guys head open in a giant nutcracker

>> No.7497894

>>7497870

>senpai (slang for family)

i fucking lost it

>> No.7497899

>>7497530
Sex is nasty, you uncouth mongrel.

>> No.7497904

18
Sweden
2h ago
Mason & Dixon, The First Philosophers: The Presocratics and Sophists

>> No.7497910

18
South-west England
Never, but probably some time soon when I go town with the boys
Theaetetus, and, The Cossacks

>> No.7497911

21
Orlando
Two weeks ago
Biography on Deng Xiaoping

>> No.7497918

I refuse to believe that not a single faggot here is under 18, either someone is lying, or they aren't posting.

>> No.7497920

>>7497530
Sex is underwhelming.
22
Hungary
last week
Nietzsche - Götzen-Dämmerung
>>7497221
You making some kind of survey?

>> No.7497922

>>7497918
I doubt there's anyone *too* young. I was 17 when I first started posting here. Not anymore though, mods, I am 18 now. I doubt there's many under 17, probably a few 16 year old autists.

>> No.7497925

>>7497922
I was 17 when I started as well, turning 19 soon.

>> No.7497927

>>7497918
17 here
Finland
never
The Idiot

>> No.7497928

>20
>Venice, Italy
>Last time I saw the gf, three weeks ago/tomorrow morning
>Claw of the Conciliator / Deleuze's Le Pli - Leibniz et le baroque (sry, no English name) / Apocalypse Culture

>> No.7497934

>>7497927
At least you're honest

>> No.7497935

>>7497925
Have a happy birthday fella. I think I was 12-13 when I first browsed 4chan; I started on /b/ from what I recall.

>> No.7497938

2.5 years

I wish I was a virgin.

>> No.7497940

>>7497831
Yeah. It doesn't go anywhere and the prose doesn't hold up enough for me to care. The story is lame, the characters are lame and the prose is lame. Highsmith was a horribly boring writer.

>> No.7497941

>>7497927
Have a nice 30 day posting break my finnish friend

>> No.7497948

>>7497928
Is she away or something?

>> No.7497949

>>7497918
I think people are lying so they don't get b&.

>> No.7497952

>>7497941
Well i will use that time for reading instead of shitposting on /lit/

>> No.7497955

>>7497927
You should've lied 2bh senpai. The mods are probably going to ban you.

>> No.7497958

Does it still count as getting laid if it's your wife? If so then a week and a half ago if only counting other women then two days ago.

>> No.7497963

>>7497952
You'll probably just lurk; that's why I do when I get banned for my ironic pseudo-falseflags

>> No.7497964

>>7497891
Jeeze, it was just advice. Go back to /r9k/ if you think all women are mentally nasty and unobtainable.

>> No.7497966

>>7497948
Just couldn't see her, uni and all. Every time I see her we end up watching '60s horror movies anyway so. Thanks for asking anon

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7497968

>>7497958
Reverse cucked = schlonged

>> No.7497969

>>7497958
/lit/erary lifestyle :^)

Jk, love you anon, may you have a tragic life

>> No.7497970

>>7497866
So what?
The point isn't to have a relationship whith them so who cares?
Sex is a basic human longing. If for whatever reason I wouldn't have been able to experience it at that age, I'd be at least curious to know what it's about and ready to lower my standarts a bit.

>> No.7497971

>21
>South Carolina
>yesterday
>Augustus

>> No.7497972

>>7497935
Thanks lad

>> No.7497975

>>7497887
Thanks. People just give up and act nasty when they get turned down. Yes, it hurts but they should Atleast get out there and have a happy countenance so that people will get interested in them. (This advice works especially for men because women are more emotional than physical when seeking relationships.)

>> No.7497980

>>7497870
>>7497833
Yes, if you have a nice personality then just being yourself is a good idea. It beats being a raging faggot to them.

>> No.7497986

>>7497966
Oh, sounds cozy as fuck tbqh. Quality time well spent.

>> No.7497988

>>7497970
>Wanting to lse your virginity with someone you dislike
Not him, but is I'd rather stay a virgin 2bh

>> No.7497991

26
PA
Last Saturday
Portrait of the Artist as a yadda yadda yadda

>> No.7497993

18
California
Last night
Phenomenology of Spirit

>> No.7497997

>>7497980
>this is what normalfags unironically believe and give as advice

>> No.7498006

So guys, should I make myself some tea and read, or waste my time on /lit/ with a movie on in the background?

It's late and I'm not sure if I'm awake enough for reading, I really want to though.

>> No.7498012

25
midwest
last night
odessey

>> No.7498017

>>7498006
Read and stream it for /lit/
Let's start a hanngout or something

>> No.7498020

>>7498017
Sure family

>> No.7498022

>>7498006
Read-- quickly close out your browser before it's too late, you will regret it

>> No.7498023

>>7497988
That's fine and commandable if you're in your twenties. Not so much if you're 41, like this guy said he was.

>> No.7498027

18
Nebraska
Like a few days ago after Star Wars
Nyetochka Nezvanovna

>> No.7498032

27
Poland
last friday
Suttree

>> No.7498034

>>7497958

Pig.

>> No.7498042

>>7498027
You took her to see Star Wars?

>> No.7498049

>>7497966
That sounds maximum /comfy/. I wish I had a gf to hold and do that with.

>> No.7498055

>>7498022
This thread turned out to be so comfy though:(

I'll come back later I guess, so Naked Lunch or Pynchon?

>> No.7498058

>>7497997
It won't get you automatically laid but it's a smarter idea than treating them like shite.

>> No.7498064

>>7498006
Spend time on /lit/. It's oddly active yet with little shiteposting.

>> No.7498078

>>7498020
>>7498049
Thanks guys, I'll tell her. Genuinely hope you guys end up in a similar relationship.

>> No.7498084

>>7498058
You really believe people who are virgin beyond 25 are even extroverted enough to treat a stranger like shit?

>> No.7498087

>>7497922
>probably a few 16 year old autists.
fug

>> No.7498102

>>7498078
Thanks lad. Actually just got home from gf, made butterscotch and watched film. It was top tier comfy-level.

>> No.7498107

>>7497333
>>7497372
>>7497386
>>7497417
>>7497469
>>7497506
>>7497524
>>7497656
>>7497678
>>7497726
>>7497927
>>7497991
>>7498032
Great books.

>> No.7498110

>>7498064
Agreed. What the fuck is up? It's like all the trolls and newfags went away.

>> No.7498111

>20
>Illinois
>virgin
>Elective Affinities

oh the irony

>> No.7498112

>>7498084
I don't know but this /r9k/ reee Normie's! Attitude doesn't sound particularly pleasent.

>> No.7498117

19
New Brunswick, Canada
>implying
King Lear, Taipei, Frankenstein, Pride and Prejudice

>> No.7498119

>>7498078
Thanks. Hope to get a /lit/ type gf someday.

>> No.7498120

Ok lads, not OP but I have a follow up question.

Favorite book and why?

>> No.7498125

>>7498110
It's a nice break. Fake Imgur/ Reddit posting was getting obnoxious. Even DFW posting was better.

>> No.7498126

>>7498119
Hope you succeed friendo

>> No.7498133
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7498133

22
Seattle
Last night
Moby Dick

>> No.7498135

>>7498125
There was no worthwhile thread going on yesterday, total shite.

>> No.7498148

>>7498135
The moment that thing was posted on Imgur all the trolls simultaneously thought "Great! The perfect excuse to pretend to be from Reddit. I'm only pretending to be retarded!" It wasn't even funny.

>> No.7498150

>>7498102
Textbook winter night. What did you guys watch?

>>7498119
Met talking about books on deviant sexuality and psychology, getting her into English lit now. Hope you succeed too, mang.

>> No.7498151

>>7497221
19
Olympia (Washington State)
About a month ago
Hypersphere by /lit/

>> No.7498152

>>7498126
Thanks. : )

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7498157

>>7497221
22
Seattle
still a virgin
Analects of Confucius

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7498158

30
Pennsylvania
March 2003
Trust Me, I'm Lying

>> No.7498171

>>7498150
Thanks. What is your native language?

>> No.7498178

>>7498150
We saw Inside Llewyn Davis

>> No.7498195

24
Nagano Pref.
October
Tom Jones.

It's okay.

>> No.7498197

>>7497993
I can't even imagine how overwhelming it must be to read Hegel as an 18 year old.

>> No.7498204

>>7498171
Italian

>>7498178
Pretty cool, if it had any unironic meaning I'd say patrician, but fuckers ruined it for everybody

>> No.7498210

>>7498204
I think it was cozy

>> No.7498216

>>7498178
Great film 2bh. All of these /lit/izen gfs with patrician taste. The most patrician I've heard from a girl is one who saw Singin' in the Rain. It's just Pleb Central around here.

>> No.7498219

>>7497309
new mexico boys we are in here

>> No.7498221

>>7497975
I'd rather not pretend to be happy in order to pretend to be happy.

>> No.7498222

>>7498204
Nice. What books are you getting her into? Not the meme trilogy, I suppose.

>> No.7498223

This is literally a /b/-tier survey

>> No.7498230

>>7498221
If you act unhappy and rude that just further decimates your chances. I want a gf too but I'm not going to be an /r9k/ robot. That will ruin any chance you have.

>> No.7498235

>>7498223
Go back to your narwhal threads, faggot.

>> No.7498236

>>7498197
helps to read popper first

>> No.7498243

25
Stockholm
A week ago?
Rereading the Aeneid

>> No.7498246

>>7498230
I'm not a robot. That doesn't mean I'll compromise my personality to try and land sex, I'd rather get a prostitute. I already act "nice" at work, and that's generally fucking awful and makes me devalue all my coworkers, rather not do it to any potential life partners

I treat women like regular people. I'm told that's a bad idea but frankly being stuck in a bad marriage/relationship seems worse.

>> No.7498252

18
KY
never
The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea

>> No.7498256

>19
>Alabama
>last week before Christmas break
>Dune

>> No.7498282

>>7498158
>nearly 13 years
Tbh I'm pretty afraid of this happening to me.

>> No.7498284

>>7498246
>I'm NICE!! Why don't women want me?
You seem to have a rude vibe. Just be more laid back and they'll come to you.

>> No.7498288

>>7497964
I hate /r9k/ but its garbage advice that deserves the ol' Penn Jillette treatment

>> No.7498302

If you're in this thread and you're a virgin: It gets better.

And great sex is better than all the mediocre sex in the world.

Don't worry.

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7498313

>>7498284
? Where did I say that I pulled the "nice guy" routine? Admittedly I did it in highschool but it proved to be a fairly painful lesson learned. I'll straight up say (and risk being labeled as a "negative", if that even means anything) that I'm not a nice person. I hide this at my work because I don't want to get fired. I'm sure my coworkers do the same thing, to varying degrees.

It's not a great policy for finding someone you want to wake up next to. If you're a PUA asshat then it doesn't matter, but I don't think you're talking about casual sex here.

>>7498288
Women are people. People are generally shitty. Some women aren't shitty. You might be shitty.

>> No.7498325

>>7498112
That's their online persona. I strongly suspect that none of them have the confidence to go farther than awkwardly mumbling when faced with "normies" in their day-to-day lives.

>> No.7498336

>>7498313
You were saying my advice is bad but I think it's right. You don't have just two options. Don't be a cuck that is stepped on by women but don't be a Reeee Normies loner either. Just treat women like everyone else and try to go after one that you like.

>> No.7498339

>>7498288
>It's garbage advice to say that getting out there is a better way of finding women than being a shut-in.
I never claimed it was fool proof.

>> No.7498348

>>7498336
Both extremes disgust me. My issue is I've met one I liked, and she moved halfway across the country for school. Unfortunately nobody else I've met has connected with me on that level, so far. And frankly I was ten times the autist back then, so I figure it's more or less probability at this point

Your fundamental thesis of "more exposure = more chances of finding someone good" is essentially true, but there's other things I'd rather do than spend money on alcohol I barely drink, talking to people that bore me within minutes. It was bad in freshman year and it hasn't gotten any better. I had way more fun hanging out with burnout stoners watching them do dumb shit and roll ridiculous spliffs.

>> No.7498358

23
Bay Area
Two years holy shit
Capital Vol. II

>> No.7498363

>Ye olde /lit/ survey thread
>Answer.
>Answers.
>Banter.
>More answers.
>O RLY?
>Yeah, well ...
>Answery answer.
>More banter.
>HOLY SHIT REAL PEOPLE. PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD REAL SEX! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS PEOPLE! PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ ...

Sperg flood detected, thread's done. May as well call in a mod to clean up.

>> No.7498364

16
UK
Never
The Last Kingdom

>> No.7498381
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7498381

>>7498363
nah. wizards are generally well behaved outside of their containment boards, it was some dumbass thinking he was going to change this guy's life he's been living for 40 years through a post on an anime imageboard.

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7498384

>>7498313

>> No.7498390

>>7498120
fuck outta my thread, fuccboi

>> No.7498393
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7498393

>>7498384
dont do dis homie

>> No.7498400

>>7498381
No, it was a small comment that everyone pounced on and tore apart for not getting pussy within 2 seconds of stepping outside.

>> No.7498405

>>7498393
why bruv :<

>> No.7498413

18
Huntersville, NC
Earlier this year
The Silmarillion/Infinite Jest, find it very weird switching between the two. Totally different writing style.

>> No.7498414

>>7498222
I'm actually sorta of a DFW fanboy, so I gave her his essays. She found them funny and authentic, so she got the point of new sincerity I think. Other thank that Banks, Dickens and weird lit.

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7498415

>>7498400
Are you seriously autistic enough to believe you're "helping" someone by giving them useless advice? You think life works like a Judd Apatow movie? Amazing that you claim you're being picked on when in reality it's more like you're picking on this guy for not adhering to some standard of sexual proficiency/social involvement.

Congratulations, you singlehandedly solved everyone in this thread's psychological problems. The only shame is you forgot your own.

Grow the fuck up.

>> No.7498421
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7498421

24
Canada
2008
Leslie A.White: Evolution and Revolution in Anthropology

>> No.7498422

>>7497941
>>7497949
>>7497955
This is not an 18+ board you fucktards.

>24
>Sydney
>2 nights ago
>lot49 + crime n punishment

>> No.7498423

>>7497229
>less nothing
>do dumb to actually read hegel

>> No.7498430

>>7498415
It's useless only if you make it useless.

>> No.7498432

>>7498422
It's a blue board but you have to be 18 to go on 4chan.

>> No.7498435

>>7498422
>he isn't familiar with site rules

>> No.7498436

>>7498430
You should go into politics, your ability to abdicate responsibility is on par with the average politician.

>> No.7498446

>>7498423
>do dumb

>> No.7498451

>>7498413
>Huntersville, NC
Oh shit, I just moved out of Cornelius.

>> No.7498452

26
lisbon, portugal
last week, in my car
unbearable lightness of being

>> No.7498455

>>7498436
Why? Because one comment riled everyone up. I didn't even really care. It was one comment that everyone attacked and spammed with "Just bee urself."

>> No.7498458

-25
-Argentina-BsAs
-3 days ago
-Perfume

>> No.7498465
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7498465

>>7498455
>I didn't even really care

You're really making your case there sport. Perhaps if you don't care for the advice you dispense, you should cease to dispense it? Or perhaps you have a strange form of imageboard-specific Munchausen syndrome, where you are always the victim. Or maybe you could shut the fuck up. Here, take pic related to help you with your tears.

>> No.7498477

>>7498435
>muh rules
I bet you shit yourself every time you see a cop car

>> No.7498479

>>7497236
>Boulder

My nigga

>> No.7498481

>>7498477
>le no rulez lyf is awsum xd

>> No.7498483

>>7498479
To the Venezuela fag in the thread, I hope Klapistan bombs you.

Ps. Guyana.

>> No.7498484

>>7497221
28
England
8 months
Stoner

>> No.7498485

>>7498465
K.. Keep me posted

>> No.7498500

>>7497244
East or west SD?

>> No.7498501

ATTENTION ALL VIRGINS

Sex is overrated. It's not worth worrying over.

>> No.7498505

>>7498501
T. Virgin

>> No.7498512

>>7498501
I agree. It's filthy and never meets the expectations you have of it in your dreams and imagination.

>> No.7498516

>>7498501
what's holding hands like?

>> No.7498537

>>7498505
>>7498516
It is. Not saying I don't enjoy it but it's immensely overrated and my gf does pretty much whatever I want.

>> No.7498545

>>7498501
This

>> No.7498550

>>7497221
> 20
> Halifax
> 2 weeks ago
> Dance Dance Dance

>> No.7498553

>>7498313
I am definitely shitty but I am not a misogynist except by extension of being a misanthrope

>>7498339
Okay well here is my advice to you then. Turn off the oven after you use it. Set an alarm before going to bed. Eat healthy. Other banal aphorisms because I like to hear myself talk and pretend I am helpful

>> No.7498557

>>7498537
>>7498537
yeah, sex is mostly about the smug satisfaction of knowing you can pull hot chicks, the physical pleasure is only marginally better or worse than a decent fap sesh, i guess the difference is fapping all the time makes you feel awkward, but fucking all the time makes you feel, i donno, normal or something, like you just have this "ahh yeah just fucked a hot chick" glow that you don't get from fapping no matter how toe curling the orgasm...but this only applies to fucking hot chicks, fucking fat chicks or fugly chicks may actually be worse than fapping...not sure, i don't fuck fuggers

>> No.7498563

>>7497221
21
Salinas, CA
Two weeks ago
Eugene Onegin

>> No.7498567
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7498567

>>7498553
I think I'm a misanthrope too, buddy. I never called you a misogynist though. I thought about it but frankly that's too tumblr for me.

The best types of internet psychoanalysts are the ones who solve long-term depression and anxiety disorders with "get over it! think positive!". I'm guilty of doing that, but that's more due to my own delusions of how to solve my problems than a desire to "help".

>> No.7498568

I gave up on sex altogether at this point.

>> No.7498574

>>7498567
Nobody but a legal vegetable could live their whole life without ever thinking "just do it"

>> No.7498580

>>7497221
21
Edinburgh
bout a month ago
none at the moment thinking of starting on some Tolstoy tho

>> No.7498581

24
wellington, NZ
2 weeks
Destiny Disrupted: A History of the World through Islamic Eyes
Nga Iwi o Tainui: The Traditional History of the Tainui People

>> No.7498588

>>7497399
k-kylo?

>> No.7498589

>>7498574
ahahahahahahaha

/lit/ really needs to become an 18+ board

>> No.7498591

25
Wisconsin
Mason & Dixon
March

These threads are so dumb

>> No.7498611

>>7498589
I, the poster you just responded to, agree entirely

>> No.7498633

>veiled virgin shaming thread

>on 4chan

>on the literature board

What the fuck am I reading?

Thanks for the cancer, I feel pretty sick now

Not that being a virgin is great, but given what we discuss, you'd think it would come with the territory. Besides, it isn't some palingenetic threshold. Loneliness harms current mental health, past loneliness is just a symptomatic correlation of current status, it doesn't reify anything.

>> No.7498634

>>7498451
Where to? I hardly ever see any other NC anons on here

>> No.7498637

>>7497221
>20
>North of SF
>getting laid
>reading

>> No.7498640

>>7498633
>Loneliness harms current mental health, past loneliness is just a symptomatic correlation of current status, it doesn't reify anything.

lmao get a load of this fucking nerd

>> No.7498652

>>7498640

I know you think you're ebin, but I doubt anybody else, or your future self, will look back on this piece fondly

4chan trolling basically sets up a fremdschamen edifice in which the future person relates to his past self unsatisfactorily

You're basically producing epic cringe-content for yourself to not enjoy

>> No.7498653

>>7498633
Not to mention

>during Christmas, the time of year when the most suicides happen. If /lit/ doesn't care about KVs then you think they could at least have some compassion for their normie families

>> No.7498659

>>7497221

>25
>Charlotte NC
>last Thursday
>A Little Life

>> No.7498660

>>7498633
>board is filled with normalfags
>getting mad at normalfags being normalfags
Just let it be, there's no mildly crowded place without having its share of this kind of people.

>> No.7498663

18
South America
Never ever but might next week
Blood Meridian

>> No.7498674

>>7497221

20
Houston
When I was 17 or 18
Biography on Andre Gide, Confronting the Constitution, and
صور حياة الصحابة

>> No.7498723

>>7497971
>>yesterday
>>Augustus

Kek if you're not married

>> No.7498735

>>7497935
>I started on /b/ from what I recall.

Everyone starts on b, it is like primary school

>> No.7498748

>>7497221
>25
>Florida
>October (birthday sex)
>The Adonis Complex (I'm also a /fit/izen)

>> No.7498750

>>7498652
>>7498633
>>7498660

You are entirely too emotionally invested in the Internet. I'm the same as you and I only got mad because the guy who brought it up was an idiot, not out of some diatribe against "normies" (they don't exist btw)

>> No.7498763

>>7498735
Not me. I started on /pol/.

>> No.7498778

>>7498763
back when it was a decent board?

>> No.7498783

28
North Carolina
about an hour ago
A Clash of Kings and Alas, Babylon

>> No.7498786

>>7498778
>implying it's not a decent board

>> No.7498788
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7498788

>>7498786
>liking neo-/pol/
>he wasn't there during the Zimmerman Trial

>> No.7498843
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7498843

>shitposting thread gets a shit ton of replies
>book discussion threads get pruned

This is the new-/lit/ core posting.

>> No.7498954

>>7497927
Are you that girl that takes retreats into her parents holiday cabin to write poetry?

>> No.7498959

>>7498663
don't do it, think of the arcane knowledge

>> No.7499168

>>7497221
19
Wisconsin
Yesterday actually
About to start Jane Eyre

>> No.7499173

>69
>Your moms bedroom
>5 minutes ago
>Nothinf because books are fucking gay

>> No.7499209

21
kentucky
last friday
2666

>> No.7499211

21
Indianapolis
last week i think
infinite jest... yeah i know but its really good

>> No.7499284

20
Israel
Never
Steppenwolf

>> No.7499290
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7499290

>>7497922
>tfw it was never possible to be underage on 4chan because you were 18 when it was created

>> No.7499294

>>7498633
>virgin shaming
You are making a fool of yourself. Stop that. Have some self-respect

>> No.7499296

>>7497530
Such a vulgar libertine.

>> No.7499297

>>7497971
How are you liking it?

>> No.7499300

>>7497372
>32
>USA
>Never
>Three Musketeers

Don't want to fuck someone I don't care about and respect. Meh, not a big deal honestly.

>> No.7499303

>>7498023
When people act like masturbation isn't preferable to screwing someone random.

>> No.7499306

>>7497530
This is poor bait desu

>> No.7499310

>>7498843
Only people who have read the book can discuss it, and if it's something really rare it's going to be even more difficult to find people

Threads like this anyone can post

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7499316

24
Texas
A year ago
The Botany of Desire

>> No.7499319

>>7497221
>21
>Wellington, NZ
>never
>J.G. Ballard - Crash
>DFW - Infinite Jest

>> No.7499322

23
Midwest
Last week
Nightwood by Djuna Barnes

>> No.7499324

>>7497530
If I had the sort of willpower it takes to end your own life then I doubt I would be in such a state of manifold deprivation to begin with

>> No.7499340

>19
>Toronto
>May
>Finnegans Wake

>> No.7499345

19
The Third Policeman
September

>> No.7499350

>>7499345
ah i forgot the city btw its Milan

>> No.7499363

>>7497221
20
vancouver >>7497223 mah nigga
november
Just finished American Psycho, now going for something totally different with Bell Hooks' Feminist theory from margin to centre. Also considering picking up White Noise

>> No.7499421

>>7497221
23
Nebraska
five years ago
The Mabinogion

>> No.7499424

23
Toronto
Never in my life
The Adventures of Peregrine Pickle

>> No.7499428

>>7498959
underrated p0st

>> No.7499477

>21
>Los Angeles
>I think it was last Friday
>Mythology

>> No.7499501

>23
>toronto
>never in my life and idc
>King of the Castle by Gai Eaton also eating some applewood chicken