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7454213 No.7454213[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Don't look at your keyboard and type "David Foster Wallace" I'll start.

dsvud fister wollacw

SHOOT! so close! lets see if you can do better! good luck!

>> No.7454223

k...

I want my ass fucked hard.

Uh....hmm...odd that I wrote that.

>> No.7454224

the wind beneath my wings, the breath in my lungs, the love of my life

LOL its always fun to see how these things pan out!

>> No.7454231

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace.

>> No.7454240

>>7454213
Dovso Fpster Wa;;ale
Davoe Dosrwe Wallace
Davps Dosrwe Wallace
Davod Fisrer Wallace
DFavis Fiarwe WALLcca
DAcid Fosrer Wallace
David Foster Wallace
>mfw I finally did id
>at probably 6wpm

>> No.7454247

Jackie chan

>> No.7454254

Ummm... did you guys never learn how to type?

>> No.7454257

Davvid Foster ROBOOT

>> No.7454261

>>7454254
now thats what i call an ironic outcome

>> No.7454263

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace

>> No.7454265

>>7454213
David fishery relieve

I'm on mobile btw family

>> No.7454268

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace

>> No.7454273

>>7454265
Same

saviz foater walkace

>> No.7454274

>>7454213
David foster wallace

sorry I'm too good

>> No.7454290

>>7454213
david foster wallace

>> No.7454294

Davud Fister Wakkace

>> No.7454295

le jason segel banal platitude man

How'd I do?

>> No.7454301

>>7454294
Waka Flaka Wallace

>> No.7455028

david foster wallace
david foster wallace
david foster wallace

once you've used a computer continuously for a significant fraction of your life, you can quite literally visualize the placement of the keys.

>> No.7455032

Dvais doarer wallaxw

>> No.7455038

>>7454213
davod fpster q;;ACE

>> No.7455074

>what is typing
oh my god the plebs in here

>> No.7455084

david foster wallace

>> No.7455100

David Foster Wallace.

>> No.7455123

dabid fister wsllsvr

>> No.7455152

wZDQV tKGJSH cZNNZWS

>> No.7455153

xacid fpsyer wa;;os

>> No.7455158

David Foster Wallance

>> No.7455159

david goster qallace.

>> No.7455160

>>7454213

David Foster WAllace

>> No.7455161

Daid Foster Wallace

>> No.7455162

>>7455153
dacid dpstae wa;;os

Second attempt was even worse.

>> No.7455163

David Foster Wallace

>> No.7455164

Stephen King Cervantes

>> No.7455171

david foster wallace

>> No.7455176

david goster wallace

>> No.7455184

David Foster Wallace

>> No.7455192

No Discernible Talent

>> No.7455193

Grad. School Forever

>> No.7455194

dvid oe lle

My keyboard is really broken

>> No.7455200

Sylvia's Was Better

>> No.7455204

>>7454213
diet coke

>> No.7455207

david foster wallace

It's really not hard lol. I assume most people don't look at their keyboard when they type.

>> No.7455213

David foster wlalace
fuck

>> No.7455219

>>7455028
>once you have shitposted about david foster wallace enough, the letter sequence of his name because ingrained in your finger tips
ftfy

>> No.7455221

david foster wallace
david foster wallace
david foster wallace
david foster wallace
david foster wallace
david foster wallace

>> No.7455226

Is this not something that people can do?
David Foster Wallace
Still not looking at the keyboard
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

>> No.7455230

David Foster wallexe

On mobile

>> No.7455242

>>7455226
Fucking liar. You were looking at the keyboard the whole time

>> No.7455246

No Discernible Talent

>> No.7455249

>>7454213
Davidsine be cry

>> No.7455250

Dacid Foster Wallace

>> No.7455265

DFW, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Dee-Eff-Dub: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Dee. Eff. Dub. He was Dave, plain Dave, in the morning, standing six feet in one sock. He was Day-day in slacks. He was Davey at school. He was David on the dotted line. But in my arms he was always DFW.

>> No.7455271

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace

>> No.7455314

>>7454213
The jews did 911

Fuck...

>> No.7455320

David Foster Wallace

git gud guys

>> No.7455328

David Foster Wa;_;ace

>> No.7455331

david foarwe qallave

>> No.7455332

so is that movie worth pirating or will it piss me off like that shitty brief interviews with hideous men movie made by some dipshit who didnt know wtf he was doing, the most insulting part is i think dfw was still alive to see that abomination but that leads to the question why the fuck did they allow that couldnt they have sued it to death?

>> No.7455336

>>7455328
>I could have learned touch-typing in high school for credit
>It would have been more useful to me now than anything else I did while there.

>> No.7455339

>>7455332
Jesse Eisenberg was shit

>> No.7455351

I honestly can't tell if y'all are memeing me right now. Was proficiency in touch typing not mandatory in your middle school? The only person I know well that can't touch type is my dad who was born in '51. Tell me this is a joke, I'm scared.

>> No.7455355

>>7454213
Wow you guys even reduced his name to a meme. /lit/ is a slow descent.

>> No.7455356

>>7455265
>the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth.
I genuinely feel as if you don't know what this implies.

>> No.7455372

David Foster Wallace

>there are actually people who can't touchtype

Retards.

>> No.7455379

it's saturday night time to fucking shitpost the shit out of this bitch but god damn these threads suck dicks

>> No.7455383

>>7455356
I didn't feel like spending the time to think of what kind of trips the tongue takes through the palate when pronouncing DFW

>> No.7455386

>>7455356
what does it "imply"

>> No.7455390

david goter wallave

>> No.7455394

david fster wallave

>> No.7455396

david fosrer wa,,ace

>> No.7455413

david foster wallaec

>> No.7455422

>>7454213
david foster wallace

You guys are typing scrubs

>> No.7455449

david fkster wallace

>> No.7455460
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7455460

Sabid Fodter Wallace

Sounds like an exotic european tennis player

>> No.7455466

>>7455422
This, did it twice correctly. But maybe playing piano gave me an edge in this absolutely pointless thread.

>> No.7455476

>>7454213
david foster wallece

>> No.7455477

Does everyone on 4chan actually look down at their fingers when they type? Wtf?

>> No.7455480

Dacid forsrer - allac

this is here

>> No.7455482

ITT: a new layer to the onion of /lit/ elitism

>> No.7455497

>>7454213
Davod Fpsrwe Wallace

>> No.7455521

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace.

>> No.7455542

>>7454213
Aphid Lobster Walrus
Wow, that sure is weird.

>> No.7455573

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace

>> No.7455575

David Fistule Wallet

>> No.7455583

>>7454213
david foster wallace

#wow

>> No.7455588

savod fosrer wallocce

Close enough, I guess! Haha...

>> No.7455592

>>7455193
>>7455164
>>7455246

These are good.

>> No.7455600

David Foster Wallace

not hard if you know how to type

>> No.7455609

Dacud fidtrt rsllscr
Mobile desu

>> No.7455682

>>7454213
>>7454213
davd foster walace

9aam also drunk

>> No.7455743

David foster wallace

Hahahahahahahaha wow on a phone too booya kasha

>> No.7455750

>>7454213
AND THEN HE BECAME A COCKROACH HHAHAHAHAHA
damn I fucked that up

>> No.7455753

davud fiste wakkace

>> No.7455793

banal

>> No.7455794

>>7454213
davud fister wallace

>> No.7455821

Sir David FistYerMind McGee

>> No.7455825

David Foster Wallace

>> No.7455859

>>7454213
dacird fisret wollacw

whoa

>> No.7456140

daviud fotster wallasvc

this thread is really fiuckimng stipid

>> No.7456145

david foster wallace
who looks at their keyboard anyway? did none of you fuckers learn to type?

>> No.7456171

david fister wakkace

>> No.7456176
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7456176

>> No.7456178

duvud foster wallace

>> No.7456183

Fsbof Gpdyrt Es;;svr

>> No.7456243

>>7454213
David Foster Wallaxe
dammit

>> No.7456250

>>7454213
I'm on my iPhone so we'll see how I do.
>mfw it will probably auto correct
David foster Wallace

>> No.7456253
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7456253

david faggot walrus

>> No.7456290

>>7454213

Dave Franzen Ellis

>> No.7456295

David Foster Wallce

>> No.7456309

>>7454213
david foster wallcew

>> No.7456338

dacid doster wallace

I surprised myself; I haven't learned to type properly. I must have developed my own keyboard movements and consequently, muscle memory.

>> No.7456341

Savid Foster Wallace

>> No.7456351

Novak Federer Williams

>> No.7456850

>>7454213
Davkf Fldtet Eallace

mfw I see what you did there OP and I feel right through it

>> No.7456860

david foster wallace

get dunked on, nerds

>> No.7456947

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace.

Easy as fuck.

>> No.7456954

Savid Foster Walcce
David Foister Wallace
david Faotrr Wallace
David Foster Wallace

DID IT

>> No.7456957

>>7456351
>novak but not nadal
fuck off

>> No.7456963

Davod foxgdg sLlsxd

On phone

>> No.7456971

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace
I don't get it, are we supposed to mess up intentionally? Did I fail the meme?

>> No.7456974

>>7454213
MODS. THIS IS NOT LIT

>> No.7456976

>>7454213
david foster wallace
David Foaster Wallace
David Foster Wallce
David Foster Wallace

>> No.7457007

David Foster Wallace

This is fucking retarded, /lit/ must have gone way too low when /his/ was made

I typed all of this without looking at my keyboard btw

>> No.7457012

>>7457007
WOW HOW CLEVER AND GOOD AT TYPING YOU ARE! HOW MATURE YOU ARE! HERE TO SAVE US HUH? PLEASE MAKE MORE MATURE THREADS MR MATURE MAN.

>> No.7457027

>>7457012
What are you on about?

*I typed this again without looking at my keyboard

>> No.7457083

Friedrich Nietzsche

>> No.7457085

>>7457083
aw man so close

>> No.7457101

>>7454213
David Foster Wallace

>> No.7457121

davud fistger wakkace

>> No.7457122

>>7454213
david foster wallace its not hard to touch type

>> No.7457127

dayveed schmockwoller dollace

hahahaha whaaaat? oh man!

>> No.7457138

Ds d fzxgddg Gojl 's irarurts Eso d zgmxgmkcg

Fuck

>> No.7457153

davis forter wallace

>> No.7457156

David F FUCK WHOS WATCHING I DO WHAT I WANT WHERE I WANT ON LOCATION JUST LIKE THAT DIRTY FUCKIN AIRoster Wallace