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Anonymous Sat Dec 12 04:55:35 2015 No.7453127 [Reply] [Original]

Philosophy is just samantics LMAO
Arguing over what words means is pointless like "buh buh buh buh buh" could mean anything dude just roll with it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:00:25 2015 No.7453140 dumb guy hears: 'buh buh buh'. Assumes everything is nonesense. Writes paper: literally 'buh buh buh'. Professor: 'I don't know about this paper' Dumb guy: Troll face 4 years later: "Welcome to Applebees, can I interets you in our drink specials?'

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:02:57 2015 No.7453143 >>7453140 What the fuck is Applebees.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:03:15 2015 No.7453145 File: 30 KB, 500x667, gd (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7453140 This isn't Applebees This is Hitler's house

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:06:19 2015 No.7453149

>>7453143
the kind of restaurant where they put all kinds of nostalgic shit up on the walls in a disordered way like they've amassed this collection of stuff over the years, but it's, like, all exactly the same shit in the exact same places in every restaurant

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:07:55 2015 No.7453155 >>7453145 why didn't we listen to Hitler?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:09:03 2015 No.7453160 >>7453155 We were at Applebees when shit went down

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:10:11 2015 No.7453161 File: 181 KB, 452x572, hegel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dialectics is about creating a synthesis out of a thesis and an antithesis.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:10:15 2015 No.7453162
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>>7453149
"The kind of restaurant where they put all kinds of nostalgic shit up on the walls in a disordered way like they've amassed this collection of stuff over the years, but it's, like, all exactly the same shit in the exact same places in every restaurant", said Hazel, waving her arms annoyedly and then biting into her cream cheese bagel wisely and somewhat wistfully.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:16:42 2015 No.7453171 >>7453162 do you have a John green folder?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:18:01 2015 No.7453175 >>7453171 I am John Green.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:24:37 2015 No.7453182

>>7453162
He struggled for a pithy retort to the online banter.
'I know!" He exclaimed, dropping from his lap his holographic, virtual reality foot-fetish pornographic, mechanical dick-sleeve. I'll say:
The kind of restaurant where they put all kinds of nostalgic shit up on the walls in a disordered way like they've amassed this collection of stuff over the years, but it's, like, all exactly the same shit in the exact same places in every restaurant", said Hazel, waving her arms annoyedly and then biting into her cream cheese bagel wisely and somewhat wistfully."
His mother walked in. 'What are you doing? What the hell is wrong with you, why do look at Asian feet all day and touch yourself?"
"Shut the fuck up, mom!" He protested. "You bought the wrong kind of Mtn. Dew! I told you to get CODE RED, you dumb bitch! Can't you see I'm busy proving I'm NOT A ROBOT by picking the pictures of SOUP?"

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:26:35 2015 No.7453186 >>7453182 wew lad

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:27:17 2015 No.7453188 >>7453143 a lot of times people who learned reading and writing independent of texting, will use a '?' (it's called an interrogative or question mark when they are shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:42:57 2015 No.7453222 >>7453188 )

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:49:14 2015 No.7453230 >>7453222 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:51:12 2015 No.7453234 >>7453162 This is amazingly accurate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 05:58:24 2015 No.7453248 >>7453230 you forgot the second ")" and I'm autistic so if someone doesn't finish with ")" I'll carry it around subconciously all day and might end up hurting myself over it

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:10:21 2015 No.7453272 >>7453248 (oh

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:13:10 2015 No.7453282 >>7453272 (fuck you))

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:18:07 2015 No.7453295

>>7453282
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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:23:14 2015 No.7453317 >>7453295 not looking not looking LALALAALAALAALALALA NOT LOOKING SHUT UP

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:25:41 2015 No.7453322 >>7453295 now that is cruel

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:34:54 2015 No.7453338 >>7453140 Jokes on you the student and teacher are working at applebees. So are all the other students.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 06:44:53 2015 No.7453365 >>7453295 Only /lit/ can make laugh about brackets.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:54:15 2015 No.7453476 >>7453127 so is politics so is general discussion

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:05:32 2015 No.7453492 >>7453127 >samantics You sure got your philosophy down, bruh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:06:52 2015 No.7453494 >>7453161 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:15:16 2015 No.7453510 quality thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 09:28:24 2015 No.7453631 >>7453127 Nigger detected

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