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>you spend Friday night reading Sartre
>she screams for Chad to fuck her harder

>> No.7397969

Animals gon' animal.

>> No.7397970

>>7397961
you need a
>still pay for the abortion
for this joke to work.

>> No.7397985

>>7397961
>FSAD ROG

>> No.7397996

Are you the same nerd who posted this on /fit/?

>>>/away/

>> No.7398004

>you just cracked open ulysses
>he just spunked on your missus

>> No.7398264

>you learning about tennis in Infinite Jest
>She's sucking him off and he comes on her chest

>> No.7398280

All of you fags go back to >>>/r9k/

>> No.7398284

>trying to impress lit by cracking open a Pinecone
>he's impressing her when she smacks on his bone

>tears in your eye, turning the pages of Stoner
>he's moaning and shes slobbering on his boner

>lit told you to start with the greeks
>multiple Chads sucking on her teets

>to get a promotion at the office he asks her "Tit for Tat"
>and there is something terribly sad and banal about that

>> No.7398298

>>7398284
These are all fucking terrible.

>> No.7398309

jerk and shirk

>> No.7398320

>>7397961
Are you from Boston OP?

>> No.7398329

>>7398320
Ya, wanna meet and frottage?

>> No.7398349

> you're reading The Unbearable Lightness of Being
> she can't resist the unbearable desire for semen

>> No.7398357

>>7397961
Sartre doesnt fucking rhyme with harder
FUCK

>> No.7398503

best Sarte book? The Wall?

>> No.7398529

>you sit around watching facefuck porn 7 hours a day
>she's married and happily getting boned by some guy with an inferior penis


Why live t b h

>> No.7398547

Why make me sad mang? I just woke up. It's 12:30 afternoon here in Mumbai and my ex-gf is in Kiev probably sucking on a slav having morning sex.

I am going back to bed.

>> No.7398549

>>7397961
modern /lit/, everyone

>> No.7398550

>>7398357
>You spend Friday night whining about Sartre
>While Chad is ripping a girl's asshole apartre

>> No.7398551

I have broken the molecular bonds of the sad frog and simply wish her well at this point

>> No.7398552

>tfw 23yo virgin finally gonna lose v card to a chubby girl who's hot for my D

Suggestive reading for this feel?

>> No.7398560

>>7398552
"Holes"

>> No.7398582

>>7398552
That's literally what happened to Bukowski. I'm not sure where he's said it, but it's probably in at least three of his stories.

>> No.7398596

>you spend Friday night reading Stirner
>meanwhile she's takin' dick from that Southerner

>> No.7398624

>Tfw reading Homer
>I enjoy reading Homer

>> No.7398630

>you spend Tuesday morning reading murakami
>she gags on Chads rock-hard salami

>> No.7398634

>>7398624
>You spend the evening reading Homer
>Her lips are fixed upon Chad's boner

>> No.7398637

>you spend Friday night alone dissecting finnegan's wake
>she does a Dead Turtle Spin a'twixt a ROK ROK ROM OFFF goes the loadie

>> No.7398649

>>7398582
Unrelated but Bukowski recs?

>> No.7398653

simply reverse the order of these couplets to see the reality

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7398686

you read your moby dick
she sucks his moby dick

>> No.7398717

>>7398686
that's lame on all counts

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7398738

>>7398717
you read the stranger
she fucks the stranger

>> No.7398745

>>7398738
>>7398686
so bad it's good

>> No.7398767

>>7398552
Moby-Dick

>> No.7398771

>You sit down with Lot Forty Nine
>You have a great night and finish it in one sitting

>> No.7398777

>>7398649
All of his novels except Pulp. For his poetry, I'd recommend The Days Run Away Like Wild Horses Over the Hills. Most of the rest I either haven't read, or I read in a day in a PDF file (meaning I was just reading and didn't pay attention to the title). Also go to youtube. Plenty of good readings by Buk himself and others.

>> No.7400188

>you're making notes on the works of Shakespeare
>he's making notes on the grandness of her rear

>> No.7400194

>neckbeards bicker over Wittgenstein
>Chad is fucking Stacy's tight behind

>> No.7400196

>>7398560
kekked

>> No.7400205

>>7400194
The comment that sparked a thousand spergs last thread.

>> No.7400206

>>7398550
best in thread

>> No.7400223

>kid who doesn't read beyond authors' names he can't pronounce or find rhymes for
>thinks the classics department gets laid less than him pining for a cheap whore
this is like the over twelves equivalent of the retard kid who thinks "the cat sits on the man" was close enough to "reading good"

>> No.7400227

>>7398649
Start with these boyo

Novels - Post Office
Poetry - last night of the earth poems
Short stories - hot water music
Live readings - hostage

>> No.7400242

>>7400205
Speak of the devil and he shall appear >>7400223

>> No.7400243

CHADS GO BACK TO CHAD REEEEE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad

>> No.7400252

>>7400242
did i hit a nerve? btw wittgenstein isn't something a classics department would handle, but i guess you wanted to prove my point?

>> No.7400253

>>7397961
Stop making this thread fham

>> No.7400263

>>7400253
but he can't make friends on boards that pay attention to him enough to see he's retarded. just let him be retarded, we've no obligation to educate every retard crossboarder. even if we did, /fit/ is easier to educate than this guy.

>> No.7400281

>youre reading books
>he's pumping cum in all her nooks

>> No.7400292

>you're finishing moby dick
>she's sucking chad's prick

>you try reading broom of the system
>she's asking chad for another fisting

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7400299

Real talk, women are EXTREMELY overrated.

I like money and free time better.

>> No.7400304

>>7397961
you're better off

>> No.7400305

Tbh the semen demon threads are better than these ones, how do we make these better?

>> No.7400309

>>7397961
Gotta keep reading. It will pay off eventually when all of those high-quality girls who like well-read guys notice you.

>> No.7400314

>>7398550

Bravo anon, bravo.

>> No.7400319

Sitting home reading a tale of two cities
Chad blows a load between her two titties

God I love titty fucking.

>> No.7400321

>>7398596

American's cannot into German pronunciation at all.