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0002 word essay on pic related due tomorrow and haven't even started yet. Please help me.

>> No.7389050

>>7389047
Die young

>> No.7389057

fuck butt

>> No.7389058

>>7389047
"I care."

>> No.7389064

You dick

>> No.7389072

>>7389047
become gay

>> No.7389074
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7389074

i'd say lucy
and i'd say diana
and hopefully I wouldn't fuck up so bad and he'd have a better life

>> No.7389078

>>7389047
Life sucks

>> No.7389082

porcoddio smettila

>> No.7389084
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7389084

Nine Eleven

>> No.7389087

>>7389047
get dubs

>> No.7389088

>>7389047
Max Stirner

>> No.7389091

kill yourself

>> No.7389096

"stop being such a fucking autist."

>> No.7389097

>>7389091
Yeah, this... :(

>> No.7389100

>>7389097
"Yeah this" is a pretty good one. :)
>>7389058
>>7389088
These are the best ones. :D

>> No.7389104

Sell this.

>> No.7389105

delete this

>> No.7389108

time travel

>> No.7389109

>>7389100
To be honest, I wasn't even memeing saying "Max Stirner." Reading the Ego and His Own really changed my view on life, and having read it earlier would've been really good for me.

>> No.7389110

take note

>> No.7389112
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7389112

OP here. Please hurry, I'm not going to finish before I pass out. All I have so far is:

'Assassinate'

>> No.7389115

>>7389112
"Cheney"
You will save so many lives.

>> No.7389125

>>7389110
I chuckled a bit.

>> No.7389132

there's not enough paper to satisfactorily explain the enormity of my past self's stupidity.

i would end up writing something cryptic that he could interpret in a favorable way in a variety of situations.

>> No.7389137
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7389137

>no gf

>> No.7389138

She's lying

>> No.7389139

>>7389132
You've got a novel! Now write it. :)

>> No.7389141

"With gut"
Would have saved me a lot of time.

>> No.7389142

The Greeks.

>> No.7389145

>>7389139
thank you anon

>> No.7389149

I'm sorry

>> No.7389151

>>7389047
trade school

>> No.7389154

>>7389057
>>7389057
>>7389057
>>7389057
>>7389057
yup

>> No.7389170
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7389170

>>7389149

>> No.7389175

>>7389047
kill self

>> No.7389181

>>7389058
Underrated toast

>> No.7389182

Patriots 18-1

Hopefully young me would understand to bet all my money on them winning the super bowl

>> No.7389183

>>7389182
What year though?

>> No.7389187
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7389187

>>7389058

>> No.7389188

For you

>> No.7389191

>>7389047
"Don't bother"

>> No.7389197

>>7389138
im sorry anon

>> No.7389244

Keep her

>> No.7389254

Don't quit.

>> No.7389257

>>7389183
Hopefully when they make it to the Super Bowl 18-0 young me will figure out to bet on the massive underdog Giants to not only beat the spread but beat the Pats.

>> No.7389265

>>7389244
Love her.

>> No.7389268

Say goodbye

>> No.7389273

>>7389087
underrated

>> No.7389276

>>7389047
Don't toke

>> No.7389277

>>7389257
Oh. I thought 18-1 was the game score.

>> No.7389284

the fact

>> No.7389288

You'll win.

I haven't yet

>> No.7389289

keep going

>> No.7389343

Be proactive.

>> No.7389359

Leave 4chan.

>> No.7389362

Invent memes

>> No.7389364

Start working.

>> No.7389399

Wew lad

>> No.7389403

Do whatever

>> No.7389424

Kill JohnGreen

>> No.7389432

grow up

>> No.7389435

>>7389432
shrink down

>> No.7389447

>>7389047
It's a toss-up between
>'Kill Hitler'
and
>Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk Kékkek

>> No.7389449

kill whitey

>> No.7389458

>>7389424

>> No.7389461

Google stocks

>> No.7389475

Buy bitcoin

>> No.7389485

any lmao

>> No.7389486
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7389486

Kill yourself, faggot.

>> No.7389487

>>7389485
ayy lmao*

>> No.7389507

>>7389447
you were alive during hitler's youth?

>> No.7389528

>>7389507
You have to be 80 or older to browse /lit/.

>> No.7389534

>>7389047
ignore heartbreaks

Seriously, if I knew what I know now, I would have fucked 10's of bitches.

>> No.7389536

It will always be Berenstein, not Berenstain, and magenta is dark red, not greenish yellow. You will understand this message when the time comes.

>> No.7389538

>>7389536

And by magenta I mean chartreuse.

>> No.7389547

Stop posturing

>> No.7389572

>>7389461
Damn...

>> No.7389773

Kill messenger

>> No.7389779

fuck, fuck

>> No.7389784

No heroin

>> No.7389791

have sex

>> No.7389797

She leaves

>> No.7389799

>>7389047

And but

>> No.7389800

stop fapping

>> No.7389823

use lotion

>> No.7389824

jewish conspiracy

>> No.7389854

anal orgasm

>> No.7389868

>>7389047
Hello me

>> No.7389870

bee urself

>> No.7389880

"ayy lmao"

>> No.7389881

Love ya

>> No.7389891

don't listen

>> No.7389896

keep camile

or

youre alone

>> No.7389922

getting worse

>> No.7389926

fuel beams

>> No.7389929

doesnt matter

>> No.7389931

>>7389288
The water temple is a bitch. You may have to delete your game and start over.

>> No.7389934

Finna finna

>> No.7389935

Forgive everything.

>> No.7389940

Read more, write more, play less video games, & Librivox should be your best friend.

P.S. It doesn't get better.

>> No.7389950

>Librivox
>not openlibrary

kek

>> No.7389953

>>7389047
All downhill

>> No.7389955

Well this thread got a lot of replies

>> No.7389956

no 4chan

>> No.7389958

Find Purpose

>> No.7389962

Oprah sux

>> No.7389967

PUA holocaust

>> No.7389969

judaism 4evah

>> No.7389971

Turn around!

>> No.7389972

Pull out

>> No.7389976

Scientology works

>> No.7389984

You aren't good enough for any of your girlfriends.

>> No.7389990

change sex

>> No.7389995

"No-one cares."

>> No.7390003

Just wait.

>> No.7390028

>>7389047
Just wait!!!

>> No.7390041

Buy AAPL

>> No.7390062

>>7389151
This tbrh

>> No.7390065

Stop stupids!

>> No.7390106

>>7389461
This. Younger me would only ignore and/or misinterpret all of the two-word life advice I could offer, but being a millionaire would be nice.

>> No.7390108

Don't try.

>> No.7390124

buy bitcoin
>>7389956
or this

>> No.7390126

>>7389047
Money's important

>> No.7390142

>>7389047
warn mom

>> No.7390169

Pornhub's free

>> No.7390266

>>7389047

ברשׁית
μετεμψύχωσις

>> No.7390320
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7390320

>>7389962
I almost wrote 'Oprah Winfrey'. Weird.

>> No.7390326

incest--okay

>> No.7390331

Ignore Alex

>> No.7390387

>>7389047
"Invest Google"

>> No.7390388

>>7389047
do drugs

>> No.7390402

don't suicide

>> No.7390412

>>7389475
>>7390124

Best advice.

>> No.7390421

Hello reddit!

>> No.7390425

>>7389047

"Reread Dante"

>> No.7390467

kill diego

>> No.7390546

Infinite Jest

>> No.7390576

anime bad

>> No.7390581

>>7389047
have fun

>> No.7390597

Start Greeks.

>> No.7390635

stay depressed

>> No.7390649

STOP DRUGS

>> No.7390662

>>7389972
Haha

>> No.7390665

>>7390576
>not 'Anime mistake'

>> No.7390667

>>7389447
>Kill Hitler
Biggest meme answer.

>> No.7390830

>>7389047
AN HERO

>> No.7390834

>>7389047
"Praise Hegel"

>> No.7390840

>>7389047
Sartre, yes.

>> No.7390860
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7390860

>>7390834

>> No.7390876

Give up

>> No.7390881

>>7389047

quixote anyway

>> No.7390889

memes bad

>> No.7390895

>>7389047

Life Improves.

>> No.7390901

You don't

>> No.7390943

Never her

>> No.7390957
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7390957

O wow!

>> No.7390971

>>7390895
>>7390901
If you could write four words, this would be perfect.

>> No.7390973

>>7390971
No, it wouldn't, samefag.

>> No.7390993

>>7389047
OCD-Breakdown Imminent

>> No.7390995

>>7389047
Love yourself.

>> No.7390996

>>7390971
topkek

>> No.7391001

>>7389058
This.

>> No.7391011

>>7390995
>being a filthy narcissist

>> No.7391046

What the?

>> No.7391049

Kill yourself

>> No.7391055

>>7389284
kek

>> No.7391109

>>7389047

Get ripped

>> No.7391119
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7391119

Speak less.

>> No.7391165

>>7389047

Cash. Money.

>> No.7391176

good luck

>> No.7391185

try harder

>> No.7391200
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7391200

Canon Devotion

>> No.7391241

OP fag

>> No.7391350

Skip college

>> No.7391356

Be positive

>> No.7391368

follow erection

>> No.7391500
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7391500

Stop Immigration

>> No.7391513

Say yes

>> No.7391516

It stops.

>> No.7391528

ariana grande

>> No.7391542

Buy Apple

>> No.7391545

>>7389047
"Practice nonstop"

>> No.7391569

engineering major

>> No.7391573

kill yourself

>> No.7391576

dank memes

>> No.7391605

Regretted nothing

>> No.7391624

Jason Dies

>> No.7391627

Eat Wheaties

>> No.7391634

Buttfuck chad.

>> No.7391650

Fuck Tanya

>> No.7391677

Stacy's Mom

>> No.7392081

Care less

>> No.7392381

dont smoke

>> No.7392384

disregard prequels

>> No.7392467

>>7389047
Study more.

At my age, I'm afraid my time has passed

>> No.7392470

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*

>> No.7392478

lose weight
or
kiss steph

>> No.7392479

Do Dartmouth

>> No.7392497

relax bro!

>> No.7392499

smoke nothing

>> No.7392501

read more

>> No.7392515

ITT:
2 Sincere

>> No.7392635

Trust libivox.

>> No.7392679

>>7389047
"Start writing"

>> No.7392681

>>7389047
"Bet patriots"

>> No.7392702

>>7389047
Stay innocent.

>> No.7392737

>>7389047
Fuck You.

>> No.7393056

kindness matters

>> No.7393130

the game

>> No.7393135

avoid 4chan

>> No.7393153

Stump Trump

>> No.7393169

>>7389047
Kiss her

>> No.7393634

>>7389047
Berlin yes

>> No.7393645

Eat less

>> No.7393651

"Calm Down"

>> No.7393879

"Wash your own clothes"

>> No.7393886

>>7393879
I would like to know the story behind this.

>> No.7393905

>>7393886
My parents couldn't wash clothes properly. They often smelled bad. I was young and stupid, I thought I couldn't do anything about it. So I went throughout high school with clothes that smelled. It caused me to develop a severe anxiety disorder and I haven't had a friend in 5 years. I'm terrified of people. All because my parents couldn't wash my clothes properly.

>> No.7393913

"Smoke Weed"

>> No.7393962

Take Acid

>> No.7394103

>>7389047
Fuck someone

>> No.7394114

"If I"

>> No.7394124

starting strenght

>> No.7394161

fuck bitches

>> No.7394193

>>7394124
Top kek. This.

>> No.7394207

>>7389277

You can't score only 1 point in handegg.

>> No.7394214

kill yourself

>> No.7394225

>>7389047
yolo lol

>> No.7394499

>>7389047
Get wrecked.

>> No.7394512

>>7389047
start writing you lazy shit

>> No.7394548

>>7389047
Marry her.

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7394563

Baby shoes.
Or NEVER WORN

>> No.7394792

>>7394207
field goals dipshit

>> No.7394819

Don't try

>> No.7394842

>>7389047
"Be free"
Your prof will like it because it's already a literary reference -- it's an answer to the Grand Inquisitor's question in Dostoevsky's The Brother's Karamazov. Your prof will think you're smart when actually you job posted on a retarded imageboard.