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7363953 No.7363953 [Reply] [Original]

I hurt my leg and fell off the porch. I can't even walk anymore! How am I supposed to write the next great American novel?

>> No.7363955

>>7363953
Is he...

>> No.7363956

>>7363953
Step 1: Stop appropriating my european heritage.
Step 2: There never was and there'll never be a great american novel.

>> No.7363960

>>7363953
Translate your suffering and angst into art. Write a novella about a man who breaks his leg and, at the same time... his spirit. However, he finds God and marries a beautiful Christian girl. However, she cheats on him and he kills hers and himself.

>> No.7363963

>>7363953
Source on that image please?

>> No.7363965

>>7363963
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_de_la_Rose
Something to do with this shit.

>> No.7363970

>>7363956
I'll do whatever I want! If my legs worked I'd kick your ass!

>> No.7363973

>>7363970
reprteed :^)

>> No.7363983

Sorry OP but you can't. Who wants to read something a cripple wrote?

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7364002

>>7363983
Hell, that's what I was afeard of, till I get my legs working my dreams are on hiatus.

>> No.7364024

This thread is bologna. Jeez.