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Spot on. John Green thread? John Green thread.

>> No.7340710
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>>7340706
#rare John Green

>> No.7340713

>>7340710

alpha beta

>> No.7340720

>>7340706
Why would you ever want 48 dicks in your cereal?

>> No.7340726

>>7340713
earthshattering

>> No.7340738

37 DICKS

>> No.7340740

>>7340720
Why would you want 1 dick in your cereal?

>> No.7340744

>>7340740
Yeah or that, why wouldn't you want cereal that nobody fucked with?

>> No.7340755

>>7340744
In what way are women and cereal even comparable, one is a living being capable of their own decisions and one is a food you mix with milk. This comparison is flawed.

It doesnt matter how much sex a potential sexual partner has had provided both parties are happy

>> No.7340758

>>7340710

Dead inside.

>> No.7340771
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>>7340720
>>7340738
>>7340740
>>7340744

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>> No.7341182

>>7340755
What if my happiness is dependent on the number of dicks in my "cereal" being no more than 47?

>> No.7341222

>>7341182
settle for a life of misery then

>> No.7341261

>>7340755

>> No.7341266

I unironically believe that women shouldn't be able to make their own decisions. Like in the good old days.

>> No.7341410

>>7340706
Yes dick is cheerios.

>> No.7341421
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>Woman wants to be taken and accepted as a possession, she wishes to be merged in the conceptions of "possession" and "possessed"; consequently she wants one who takes, who does not offer and give himself away, but who reversely is rather to be made richer in "himself" by the increase of power, happiness and faith which the woman herself gives to him. Woman gives herself, man takes her. I do not think one will get over this natural contrast by any social contract, or with the very best will to do justice, however desirable it may be to avoid bringing the severe, frightful, enigmatical, and unmoral elements of this antagonism constantly before our eyes. For love, regarded as complete, great, and full, is nature, and as nature, is to all eternity something "unmoral”.

>Fidelity is accordingly included in woman s love, it follows from the definition thereof; with man fidelity may readily result in consequence of his love, perhaps as gratitude or idiosyncrasy of taste, and so-called elective affinity, but it does not belong to the essence of his love and indeed so little, that one might almost be entitled to speak of a natural opposition between love and fidelity in man, whose love is just a desire to possess, and not a renunciation and giving away; the desire to possess, however, comes to an end every time with the possession. As a matter of fact it is the more subtle and jealous thirst for possession in a man (who is rarely and tardily convinced of having this "possession"), which makes his love continue; in that case it is even possible that his love may increase after the surrender, he does not readily own that a woman has nothing more to "surrender" to him.

http://www.lexido.com/EBOOK_TEXTS/THE_GAY_SCIENCE_FIFTH_BOOK_.aspx?S=363

>> No.7341422

>>7340706
As long as the many people are not one-night stands, I srsly give a fuck.

>> No.7341436

>>7340706
I don't care about the number of partners of a woman if I only want to have sexual intercouse with her (well, I care, to be honest. I don't wanna to contract STDs, thanks, but we can manage that).

But I give myself the right to predict a woman's fidelity on the basis of her promiscuity. Number of partners and infidelity are very correlated. Their past is the best basis to predict their future.

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>>7341266

Morality man approves

>> No.7341453

>>7340738
In a row?

>> No.7341454

>>7340710
Oh my god. He looks exactly like my brother.

>> No.7341457

>>7340706
C U C K
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C
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>> No.7341470
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Jonathan Green, born roughly 1950 - 1990 BPH (before post-humanism), was an pre-techwar American public intellectual and writer. While only fragments of his work survive, modern scholars unanimously place him among the greatest writers of the pre-transhuman era. After long debate, scholarship now generally accepts Green as the author of the work known as "Cancer Girl".

Sources suggest that while Green was principally known for his writing, he also performed sermons on the "YouTube" sector of the internet, just fifty years before the medium was destroyed. His teachings included bizarre comparisons of women to cereal, postulations on the mind-spirit connection of adolescents whom he believed "more pure" than adults, and cryptic communications with his alter ego, Hank. His listeners, now commonly regarded as members of his cult of personality, were known as "nerdfighters". The etymology of this word remains unknown.

Greenism is now universally regarded as the de facto religion on pre-tech war Earth. The Cult of Green condemns women, comparing them to boxes of cereal that are meant to be consumed by men. Every spring, the time of Earth's adolescence, they sacrifice the cancer ridden to their God.

>> No.7341473

>>7340755
You don't mix women with milk.

>> No.7341474

>>7340738
Thirty six.

>> No.7341490

"Males are not allowed to express any preference with regard to females whatsoever, nor are they allowed to depict idealized fantasy females in their entertainment made by and for them." -- sincerely, feminazis

>> No.7341520

>>7341470
I am entertained

>> No.7341547

>>7341490
the irony is they love John green, purveyor of every archetypical beta male fantasy

>> No.7341669

>>7341470
fucking great. do DFW.

>> No.7341712

>>7341470

Mild kek/10

>> No.7341723

>>7340720

I'd be full after six or seven dicks.

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>>7340706
People are cereal.
Green is a kek desu

>> No.7341777

>>7341470
the word comes from his misreading of the game Aerofighters. He chooses Sweden over America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAoaWCMabw

>> No.7341783

>>7341777
man he really is insufferable

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>it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men
It probably has nothing to do with the fact that the majority of men have to do more than simply opening their legs to get sex.

>> No.7341797

>>7341777
>Answer: Sweden
You can't make this shit up.