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First name: last thing you ate

First half of surname: your favorite animal
Second half of surname: surname of your best friend (adjust to fit as needed)

Ex. Andouille Hawkscull

>> No.7322016

Lays Dogcreecy

>> No.7322019

Twix Catlong

>> No.7322022

>>7322007
Pussy Catmann

>> No.7322023

Icepop Ottersen

>> No.7322028

>>7322007
Conecuh Dogmueller

Shit, this is pretty good.

>> No.7322029

Mcmuffin FoxRod

>> No.7322032

Empanado Iguanafarriolo.

Fucking loving it.

>> No.7322036

>>7322007
Apple Eaglehorne

>> No.7322040

>>7322007
Coffee Lionlinden

>> No.7322046

Breakfast Muffin Orcayen

>> No.7322047

Gummyworm Greydeschamps

>> No.7322051

>>7322047

Authentic.

>> No.7322059

ChilliConCarne Gibbonez

>> No.7322064

Dorrito Turtlecarroll

Gross.

>> No.7322065

M&M Skunkjonah

>> No.7322067

Yogurt Turtlebean

>> No.7322071

Bruschetta Duckley

>> No.7322072

>>7322051
How so?

>> No.7322078

>>7322007
Stew Loontare
Not bad desu

>> No.7322081

>>7322007
Mousse Deer-Britt

>> No.7322084

Burger Bearlina

>> No.7322085

>>7322072

As in I wouldn't be surprised if some minor character in Against the Day or somesuch was actually named that. It's authentically Pynchonesque.

>> No.7322092

Flounder Beaglefritts

This is awesome!

>> No.7322095

>>7322007
Mein Staggore
Shit's Cash.

>> No.7322096

>>7322032
>>7322047
>>7322067
>>7322071
>>7322092
Best ones ITT

>> No.7322097

Chicken Burgers Horseburn

>> No.7322101

Baked Potato Dogfriendless

>> No.7322111

>>7322007
Hotwing Elebedner

>> No.7322114

>>7322007
Potpie Nudibranchnuman

>> No.7322117

Popsicle Chimpalintzky

>> No.7322121
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>>7322101
> dogfriendless
> one without dogfriend

>> No.7322125

>>7322007
Mandarine Slothball

>> No.7322128

Eggs Whalinden

>> No.7322142

Banana Dolphayne

>> No.7322144

>>7322007
Tendie Panderic
love it

>> No.7322152

>>7322007
Steak Owless

>> No.7322157

>>7322007
Panini Pandallari

>> No.7322161

Kiwi Redpandavone

>> No.7322162

>>7322007
Walnut Antsmith

>> No.7322173

Pistachio Mastimoine

>> No.7322174

Noodles Dogstrom

>> No.7322180

>>7322162
>ants

srsly?

>> No.7322183

>>7322180
Not him but ants are cool as fuck

>> No.7322186

>>7322007
Cod Dogagina

>> No.7322190

Candy Dogones

>> No.7322193

>>7322007
Pickles Wolfalino

>> No.7322196

chicken pecker

holy shit

>> No.7322200

Crabcake Horsecox

>> No.7322207

Taters Owldrop

>> No.7322211

>>7322200
You did this on purpose

>> No.7322216

>>7322142
Dolph Lundgren is not an animal family

>> No.7322220

>>7322007

Pork Dogarthur

Rolls right off the tongue.

>> No.7322229

Pepsi Foxgian
disappointing

>> No.7322237

Quinoa Catholder

>> No.7322241

Cheddar Snakebrick

>> No.7322244

>>7322216

Banana Dolphayne seemed like a better name than Banana Dolphinpayne

>> No.7322245

Sourdough Seagullschwinn

>> No.7322247

Cookie Otterdane

I'm ok with this.

>> No.7322253

>>7322244

>Dolphayne

Yeah, that's a pretty neat word.

>> No.7322254

>>7322084
underrated

>> No.7322258

Man Weaselfoe

>> No.7322264

Dick Vandyc

>> No.7322265

Pickle Saigavitzthum

>> No.7322267

Breadbowl Heronstein

>> No.7322269

>>7322258

Faggoty faggoty in here :>}

>> No.7322276

>>7322007

Burger Bearwards

>> No.7322278

Yourmotherspussy Isavaiableinthreedeenow

>> No.7322293

>>7322007
Benedict Cumberbatch

>> No.7322294

>>7322258
You ate a man?

>> No.7322311

>>7322007

Skittles Squicora

>> No.7322312

Omelette Lionmangila

I kinda like it.

>> No.7322314

>>7322007
Oreo Leoland

>> No.7322318

Popcorn Orangubyrne

>> No.7322320

Chicken Pengler

>> No.7322324

>>7322007
Clif Dogado

>> No.7322340

>>7322007
S'ghetti Foxenbloom.

>> No.7322346

Pilaf Ducktze

>> No.7322348

Smoothie Retrieverson

>> No.7322370

Onion Dogwozny

>> No.7322386

Bolognese Catnobles

>> No.7322398

Burrito Catitt

>> No.7322410

Goldam Burger

Sounds like a ruthless jew running a burger chain.

>> No.7322424

>>7322007
Toast Cathurst.

>> No.7322444

Chip Penson


I sound like an insurance broker

>> No.7322458

>>7322007
candy penoot reporting in

>> No.7322462

>>7322410
would eat at Goldam Burger /10

>> No.7322467

>>7322007
stromboli doglogne

>> No.7322471

Hotdog Lynx-Holland

>> No.7322480

>>7322007
Chocolate LionFlack

>> No.7322486

Cracker Foxwinski

>> No.7322503

Hummus Dacshale

>> No.7322520

O. J. RaccoonLander

>> No.7322552

>>7322007
Cheese frog-nobody.

>> No.7322558

Vitamin Dogbecker

>> No.7322584

>>7322007
springroll otterlinski

>> No.7322588

Pasta Sharkpihl

ebin

>> No.7322596

Spaghetti Dogstead.

>> No.7322613

>>7322007
Ramen Otterthompson

>> No.7322688

>>7322007

Paratha Wolflung

>> No.7322698

Popeyes Dolphinharris

>> No.7322700

>>7322007
Chex(TM)HoneyNutFlavor Cardinalaster


sounds good m8

>> No.7322707

Cashew Horsejesus

>> No.7322719

>>7322007
Domino Rexhand
... Damn, this really works.

>> No.7322734

Wings Elephantcrowley.

A bit heavy on the surname.

>> No.7322741

McFlurry Manateesmith.

I'm more interested what kind of mediet job a Manateesmith would be.

>> No.7322752

Coffee Foxdick

I wish I were kidding.

>> No.7322760

>>7322007
Couscous Hamsterberg

>> No.7322767

Snickers Pigeonstein

>Snickers Pigeonstein

>> No.7322779

>>7322007
Curry Sharktoskoski

>> No.7322793
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Salmon Eaglegado

pic related

>> No.7322802

Egg Catström

>> No.7322803

Patty Pandahearn

>> No.7322841

Duckleg Weaselpeters

>> No.7322846
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>>7322200

>> No.7322869

Ramen Komodotorre

>> No.7322889

>>7322007
Banana Liondore

SWEET

>> No.7322908

>>7322007
Stew Owlpeter

>> No.7323030

Texas-Toast Platybaum

>> No.7323039

>>7322007
OP, are you a fellow Louisianian?

Potato Goatwards

>> No.7323040

Pizza Dolphindolphin

>> No.7323046

Granola puffinterno

>> No.7323050
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7323050

Bread Dogstewart

>mfw all dese dog people

>> No.7323060

Teddy Bloat

>> No.7323079

Tyrone Foster Slothorp Cherrycoke

>> No.7323084

bread wolfy

>> No.7323290

>>7322007
Salmon Anteateryan.

>> No.7323300

curried lentils and rice orangutanseres

>> No.7323305

Burger Corgibij

>> No.7323312

>>7322007
Aero Elephantenshire

>> No.7323314

Hershey-Kisses Killer-Abraham

>> No.7323346

>>7322007
Taffy Ravenlee.

I sound like a fucking YA protagonist.

>> No.7323358

>>7322007
Juicyfruit Horskins

>> No.7323379

>>7322007
brisket leolanaro

>> No.7323389

Soba Coyotebloom

>> No.7323391
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Cucumber Ferretleaf

>> No.7323399

Chip Dogrush

howdy

>> No.7323415

Nougat Foxolds

nb

>> No.7323416

rice ratson

>> No.7323426

Soup Doggoogle

>> No.7323427

M. M. Snakeben

>> No.7323722

Cap'n Slothbrav

I'm not even fucking memeing, I did adjust as needed though

>> No.7323724

Whiskey Dogasha

>> No.7323725

>>7322007
Nerds Pigchen

>> No.7323745

>>7322007
Bran Dogiarchos

>> No.7323752

Beans Otterboth

>> No.7323764

Pasta Koalavans

>> No.7323780

Werthers Rhinospencer

>> No.7323794

Cookie Ottertott

>> No.7323797

>>7322007
Jam Dogkranz

>> No.7323805

bread bearbarman

>> No.7323807
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>>7323794
>post this
>check other cookies
>>7322247

>> No.7323814

Tuna Crowaxe.

>> No.7323835

Eggs Alsation-McMenimen

>> No.7323882
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7323882

>>7322007
Chocolate milk Foster

>> No.7323897

>>7322007
Tsukemen Slothsanfridsson.

>>7323722
>>7322125
>>7323079
Mah Oblomovians.

>> No.7323898

Oats Batsonn

>> No.7323917

Mars Foxcarth
I sound like a german Private investigator

>> No.7323922

Rocket Salad Ottark

>> No.7324034

Porridge Echidnagood

>> No.7324035

Toast Catterry

>> No.7324037

>>7322007
Krystal Chik Chimpdavis

>> No.7324045

Stroopwafel Horse

>> No.7324081
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7324081

>Sweetandsourchicken Dogrighthand

>> No.7324089

>>7322007
eieren met runderworst en een bolletje sneeuw luipaard verheul
Classic.

>> No.7324100

>>7322552
amazing

>> No.7324105
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>best friend
>friend

>> No.7324111

Spaghetti Sharkjay

>> No.7324114

>>7322007
Baked Beans Crocedy

>> No.7324124

Pig Bodine

>> No.7324144

>>7322007
Nacho Lionsouth.

>> No.7324147

Cheese Mantishribriel.

>> No.7324160

Kebab Ferrettdalbrun

Wot

>> No.7324307

...Normies out

>> No.7324379

>>7322007
Pizza Catchris

>> No.7324383

>>7322229
>last thing you ate
>pepsi
look, you fucking autist

pepsi is a drink

>> No.7324657

Garbanzo Tigrini

>> No.7324673

Omelette Walrulain
This is fun.

>> No.7324685

Grits JackalMeyer

>> No.7324834

Sausage Elko

>> No.7324837

Cob Lionfoot.

>> No.7324840

Corn Dogola

>> No.7324868

Booger Bear McArthur

>> No.7324871

Dipspit Liondotson

>> No.7324876

>>7322007
Garlic Sausage Tigercock

Stupid game anyway

>> No.7324986

Swiss-cheese-and-ham-sandwich Dogtar

>> No.7325022
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Turkey Foxlach

>> No.7325026

Niggerball Catlundqvist

>> No.7325027

>>7322007
Canned "Tuna" Snakegompers

>> No.7325049

Spaghetti Bolognese Penguinpopovich

>> No.7325053

Pecan Owlster

>> No.7325073

>>7322007
Emperador Perróngora

i like it

>> No.7325089

>>7322007
Poptart Penguinberg

>> No.7325100

Cake Stoatwell
Not bad

>> No.7325108

>>7322007
Spagett Dogdon.

>> No.7325113
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>>7322022

>> No.7325286

Clam Chowder Elephantnobody

>> No.7325301

Spaghetti Snakebob

>> No.7325308

Pynchon is hipster lit.

>> No.7325312

Ghoulash Dogmaster
not bad imo

>> No.7325321

Candycorn Goldfischer

>> No.7325391

Honey on bread Redpandie

>> No.7325397

>>7322007
Doublecheeseburger Wolfchanek

>> No.7325423

>>7322007
Spinach Deerstorm

>> No.7325556

>>7325301
>Snakebob
I like this one

>> No.7325561

>>7322007
fishcake capybaramax

>> No.7325564

Hotdog Catwieder

>> No.7325629

That literary chair when one desires to shitpost in this thread but fears having a bond brought to light by the one professed.

>> No.7325678
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>>7322007
English "Muffin" Owlhartland

>> No.7325693

Slimjim Parrottucker

>> No.7325699

Hotpocket Dogworthy

>> No.7325700

Potbrownie Bird

>> No.7325702

Granola Turtlesson

>> No.7325716

>>7322007

Albran Cambach

>> No.7325724

>>7325716

Camelbach*, my bad

>> No.7325730

Burger Squidmilovanovic

>> No.7325735

>>7324089
Godsamme zeg je zit in het literatuurforum en je kunt niet eens Nederlands lul

>> No.7325744

>>7325730
my surname is milovanovic wtf

>> No.7325779

Doughnut Spears.

>> No.7325782

Platano Pumacarroll

>> No.7325789

>>7322007
couscous pangolinzar

>> No.7325801

Cookie Catford

>> No.7325898

>>7325735
u wot m9?

>> No.7325954

Eggs Catham

This method is retarded and none of these sound anything Pynchonian.

>> No.7325970

>>7322007
Mc Donald's Dogdran

>> No.7325985

Banana Barnowlnovotny

>> No.7325992

>>7322007
Poptart Dogmose
>Poptart Dogmas?
>Poptart Dogma?

I like it.

>> No.7326361

>>7322007
Oreos Wolfgara

>> No.7326386

Spaghetti Catsquez

>> No.7326431

>>7322007
Toast eaglesilver

>> No.7326455

>>7322007
Satay Aquilendoya

>> No.7326612

Burger Tiger(Ga)merri

Eh?

>> No.7326622

Baby Dogbrien

>> No.7326646

Mamba Ibex

>> No.7326693

Sausage Pantoehn

.... Nice.

>> No.7326696

>>7322007
Mint Harebliss

>> No.7326775

Turtle Turtleust

>> No.7326796
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>>7322007
Friedrice beechi
God is dead.

>> No.7326804

gogurt beardiner

>> No.7326821

>>7322117
Salad Chimpnadler

>> No.7327095
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>yfw pinecone started this thread to get ideas for his new novel

>> No.7327156

McChicken Manburns

>> No.7327170

Peanutbuttersandwich Jellyfishmccamus

>> No.7327206

>>7327095
he is 79 give him a break

>> No.7327221

>>7322007
Digiorno Dogcathcart

>> No.7327362

Pirozhki Squirrelachan

>> No.7327368

>>7322007
Granola Deersun

>> No.7327428

Fritos Catboze

>> No.7327437

Falafel Falconell

>> No.7327443

Butteredbread Pythonsen

>> No.7327452

Cheese Whalejoy

>> No.7327454

>>7327452
Not bad.

>> No.7327455

>>7322007
Candy Ravenoszek

>> No.7327476

>>7322183
>>7322180
Yeah ants are sweet

>> No.7327479

>>7327476
no they're sour desu senpai

>> No.7327483

Cheeseburger parrotnobody

>> No.7327547

Mars Monkeysteele

>> No.7327568

Dido Dogenal

>> No.7327570

Meatball Foxrudel

>> No.7327626

Larry "Doc" Sportello

>> No.7328410

Hot dog Dogkatz

>> No.7328446

Gin Albatromulluck

>> No.7328451

Bread Dogmon

>> No.7328806

Sia Nudical

>> No.7329105

>>7322007
Mac Cocksam

not bad at all.

>> No.7329363

>>7322007
Chips Cowritzen

>> No.7329378

Eggs Horsechris

>> No.7330141 [DELETED] 

Gingerty Doggard

And because I misread this as:
> FIRST NAME = First half of surname + your favorite animal
> LAST NAME = Second half of surname + surname of your best friend (adjust to fit as needed)

McDoodogs Gallgard

>> No.7330164
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Salisbury Steak Wolfhardt

>> No.7330191

Utz Snailert

>> No.7330193

Pasta Mantisshrimpgunn

>> No.7330359

Banana Bearhorn

>> No.7330382

Strawberry Thakaray

>> No.7330387

>>7330382
oh shit i fucked up
Strawberry Dogthakaray

>> No.7330472

Mellon Mothbaron

Fucking sweet

>> No.7330481

>>7322007
Burger Dogson

>> No.7330485

Swedishfish Sealsimmons

>> No.7330513

Soup Moosecook

This is awful