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Write something spooky using 2 sentences.

>> No.7287105

Gay sex

>> No.7287115

I TOLD MOTHER THAT I AM NOT HUNGRY.

"YOU ARE THE DINNER, SON."

>> No.7287116

Guys, this isn't a joke there's something in my house right now, it's coming through the door right now! Oh my God It's....

>> No.7287121
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>>7287115
spooped

>> No.7287127

I Lost consciousness with his hands around my neck. I woke up in blackness, in a box just my size.

>> No.7287128

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise...

>> No.7287136 [DELETED] 

I TAKE MY CAT TO THE VETERINARY FOR HIS ROUTINE CHECKUPS.

I AM DEFECATING AS I REMEMBER THAT I DO NOT HAVE CAT. NOT

>> No.7287143

The last man on earth heard a knock on his door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock

>> No.7287152

I TAKE MY CAT TO THE VETERINARY FOR ITS ROUTINE CHECKUPS.

I AM DEFECATING AS I REMEMBER THAT I DO NOT HAVE A CAT.

>> No.7287163

I woke up under the bed, turns out my windows are permanently charged.

>> No.7287172

If my dog understands how music makes me groove, then why am I the only person in Panama that sings?

>> No.7287173
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7287173

I stared into the mirror, watching my reflection, studying it as though I was trying to catch a mistake, The lights flickered and I realised that I was the reflection staring back at myself with eyes that almost said that they were aware of this horror, I watched my other get up to leave the room and I was about to find out what happens to our reflections when we are out of sight. Don't leave.

>> No.7287176

>>7287152
Kekked

>> No.7287182

The frog is still on the door frame but the weather begs me to shut it close with the might of forty oars.

>> No.7287186

Kill a man, liquidate his horse and ride his three-legged dog down a purple abyss. The eternal father rains backwards into the sky.

>> No.7287192

If I can fix this darned pig spitting machine, I won't have to lick Marilyn's clavicle for Halloween.

>> No.7287198

>>7287098

You know that ambition of yours to be a famous writer? I'm from the future, and... uh, well maybe look into real estate?

>> No.7287200

I remember when Betty last groomed my hair, quia amore langueo. She was hanging upskirtup.

>> No.7287205

The chronicle the mantle the bestseller the man the eternal recurrence the platoon spittle onwards to the big big big big big and. A hard shadow remains still.

>> No.7287210

Coughing to chauf and I setting eastward belly by the risque wench. She tells me stories of a pirate sung sally sail, but we are landlocked.

>> No.7287217

Iqweeeeweeeee a la contour l'jauntur. Tell me about the day we wed the seven horsemen.

>> No.7287228

Seventeen crybabies haggled the sun to release their dawnmothers. An oriental nipple, cleavage to the vim beast in velvet vinegar.

>> No.7287244

Who is you when I am onstage, fallowing woman of omnivorous roots? I claim that you are a bit sequitur, unravel the nadir to the intersection of your lascivious circles.

>> No.7287254

Sick song selling sooth sails sallyways, so soon. Ten times to tally tenth the timid tenants' till.

>> No.7287258

Scathing! Oof, father of all that bore the world soot, emasculate me!

>> No.7287313

>>7287116
hi lovecraft

>> No.7287328

There once was a frequenter of 4chan. He was happy.

>> No.7287334

>>7287328
There once were two frequenters of 4chan. They were happy.

>> No.7287341

>>7287328
>>7287334
There once were three frequenters of 4chan. They were happy.

>> No.7287344

The little girl held up 3 fingers. The mom asked her where she found them.

>> No.7287348

>>7287344
The little girl held up 2 fingers. The mom asked her where she found them.

>> No.7287356

>>7287344
>>7287348
The little girl held up 1 finger. The mom asked her where she found it.

>> No.7287369

The guy who replies to this, no matter what he posts or how he manipulates it is a cunt. An absolute cunt.

>> No.7287387

>>7287128
He did the mash

>> No.7287531

>>7287098
Bump.

>> No.7287537

>>7287356
The little girl had no fingers. The mom asked her what happened to her hand.

>> No.7287726

a thin, black silhouette rose from the black slime

Forcing open my jaws, it slid out

>> No.7287782

>>7287098
I planned to hang myself due to MPD. He stopped me before I could.

>> No.7287793

the man's 10 fingers were ordered to be boneless. he accepted the long, filling death, ripping into flesh as the muscles of his neck quivered in the stuggle to force down his full-molared grin

>> No.7287802

>>7287537
nice

>> No.7287830

I think I'm losing my mind, guys. Guys?

>> No.7287871

>>7287098
Needle in and needle out, thread the fingers and staple at the palm. Burrow under the nails to reach the marrow for extraction.

>> No.7287878
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7287878

His penis entered your wife's dripping hole. "Cuck, cuck, cuck," the crowd chanted as they watched you weep at the sight.

>> No.7287889

The skeletons creep, but no one can see them, because it's dark out! Who the hell didn't install lights in his field?

>> No.7289651

>>7287098
Bump.

>> No.7289672

Twas no a fart but a shart, he thought, thinking now about Phillip Seywow Hoffman and how he coined the word in Along Came
Polly—I wonder what it's like to make Jennifer Aniston come while her legs are wrapped around you like a Greek key, her coming so hard she's sharting and queefing and we're both laughing because it'll never happen but wow is it spooky out today.

It's a cold fall afternoon here.

>> No.7289776

after entering the submarine we thought it was empty, but then someone looked inside the torpedo tubes and found bodies of the crew. the captain's body was never found.

>> No.7290018

>>7287098
For sale: baby shoes. Also available in leather.

>> No.7290132

>>7290018
For sale: butt hair. Never whiffed.

>> No.7290168

After robbing your house, the african american ghost said:

" i ded"

>> No.7290338

I'm hitting on my crush, Melissa, and it's going really well.
DUDE, SHE GOES TO TUMBLR

>> No.7290468

I've always known that seven dead babies in a trash can could be called a problem, but to find one dead baby in seven trash cans was really disturbing...

>> No.7290690

>>7287182
>>7287186
Now these...these i like

But they seem well above /lit/s abilities

>> No.7290700

>>7287098
He chattered on in his corner as if he were conducting a shadow puppet play where he was both entertainer and audience.

>> No.7290704

>>7287143
I got more scared by the that fucking youtube preview picture.

>> No.7290710

Waking in fright of fire I grab my dog and flee the house; however, while running out I see him on the couch.
Looking down it smiles at me and says "you'll never tell us apart"

>> No.7290713

The year was 2050, he was an old man, grey hair and skin all wrinkled up, but still wrote on 4chan about Infinte Jest, a book long forgotten. And he was you!

>> No.7290717

>>7287163
>>7287172
>>7287182
>>7287186
>>7287192
>>7287200
>>7287205
>>7287210
>>7287217
>>7287228
>>7287244
>>7287254
>>7287258
>>7287334
>>7287341
>>7287348
>>7287356
These are mine, I was near inebriated yesterday when I wrote them. If you come across drunk me in the near future, give him a proper kicking.

>> No.7290723

The first sentence is always first. The second sentence is always second.

>> No.7290757

Panic disrupted the silence in my mind and, although sure and quiet in disposition, I endured witnessing my life end before my eyes in a masochistic loop. In my hands I held a piece of the feces I propelled towards the anathema that was my most recent ex-lover; awareness of my current situation sunk me into the abyss that can be regret and elucidated the repercussions of having acted so belligerently.

>> No.7290844

I can't move my fingers, I can't move my fingers, my toes don't work and I can't avert my gaze. From the ceiling above its mouth opened to speak, from the ceiling above protruded a face.

I cringed as I wrote this

>> No.7290858

>>7287098

The skeleton wanted to cry; but he had no eyes.

>> No.7290868

>>7290858
This ain't a Skelly feels thread. Those are for /tg/

>> No.7290908

I awoke with the shreaking sound of my left leg breaking into tiny shards. I peered into the darkness, petrafied, trying to gain my thoughts as my leg was burning with pain almost unbearable, a hand reached out to grab my neck.

>> No.7290919

I was in the bathroom washing my hands when I heard someone at the front door. Trembling, I picked up my knife - it was his wife and kids, and I couldn't leave witnesses.

>> No.7291068

He then realised, the skeleton was inside him all along. *rattles*

>> No.7291106

the small man had been following me everywhere, almost taunting me with his conspicuous and clumsy manner. but the moment I decided to confront him he vanished behind a crowd of "refugees welcome" activists.

>> No.7291427

The little girl was like a puzzle you couldn't lay, or "complete" I guess would be a better term in this case. Some of her was between the cushions in the couch, one bit was stuck under the fridge and others the dog had ate.

spot the play on words

>> No.7291459

Oh shit. That's not meant to happen.

>> No.7291480

She's sitting on the end of the bed; the windows are wide open and there's a crack in the door and I don't remember how I got this blood on my knuckles and I hear myself begging her to turn around. She's sitting on the end of the bed and I wish she hadn't turned around.

>> No.7291764
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>>7290717
some of these are golden

>> No.7291845

The old man could not unshackle his chains, not when he was in them.

>> No.7291974

>>7287098

The penis was stiff with fright as he wondered whether or not a ghost had ectoplasmed all over it.

>> No.7291983
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My sister cries every time she thinks about Dad. Then I tighten her choker.

>> No.7291991

I finally got the courage to pull the covers off my face. I looked to the side over the edge of my bed and BOO!

>> No.7292036

>>7290908
dude, physical violence, eek!

>> No.7292189

He turns his gaze towards the faint reflection that can be seen on the cup's glass. He could *swear* that he saw something but soon the tackling on his keyboard and the darkness of the room make him realize that what he saw was absolutely nothing because he, as a matter of fact, is alone.

>> No.7292207

Morning. Time to go to work.

>> No.7292211

The Haitian grasped at the vodou rosary that hung from his neck. It was his first day as a gravedigger.

>> No.7292224
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>>7287098
Essay due tomorrow: 250 words, haven't started.

>> No.7292243

>>7292211
lol if this isn't shitposting please log back onto that Pendragon Adventure Forum.

>> No.7292300

Shiver me top-sails! I'm a ghost!

>> No.7292375

>>7287098
He quipped and quivered, and quail he ate, and I shall qoute him now. For he said, "I have an appointment at three and must not be late!"

>> No.7292577

>>7290704
He was a sex-offender

But the good news is he's dead now

>> No.7292578

Hello. Reddit.

>> No.7293222

The spooky skeleton opened a deep cut in me with a swift slash from his bony talons. As my flesh separated, through a cascade of blood, I saw something white poking out: something that looked almost like a bone.

>> No.7293236

>>7287143
my dog knocks on the door with her tail sometimes
nothing spoopy about that

>> No.7293240

>>7290717
will do champ

>> No.7293258

>>7292578
Fuck man. Don't scare me like that.

>> No.7293675

>>7287369
I agree

>> No.7293679

>>7287871
This hurt to read and I think you're talented

>> No.7293690

terran humanity was exterminated and we were the last survivors, trapped on the dark side of the moon. our outlook wasnt improved by Dr Zlobotnik's increasingly dictatorial, if not sadistic, methods.

>> No.7293691

Derrida walks into a bar wearing a helmet with a visor. He is there for the first time as the second time.

>> No.7293697

Baby shoes for sale. Preloved.

>> No.7293698

>>7292207
Underrated

>> No.7293710
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Raped. Pic related.

>> No.7294263

There is a spooky skeleton inside of all of us. Right now.

>> No.7294298

>>7292224
I wrote a 25 page research paper in one night, noob

I died the next morning

>> No.7294416

deep inside the ruins somebody begged for help. i recognized my own voice.

>> No.7294427

>>7287098

I woke up, and realised I was still me, living the same mundane, dreary life, rinsing and repeating with no hint of possible change or substance.

>> No.7294683

Doot.
Doot.

>> No.7295064

There's something inside me, scurrying, gnawing at my brainstem, lapping up my spinal fluid like a cat with a bowl of milk. Never eat sushi you didn't prepare yourself.

>> No.7295082

>>7294683
Ronald McDonald is real. And he's standing outside my bedroom window.

>> No.7295090

She's still out there, standing in the dark garden, swaying in rags and staring in through the patio window. I look away, to find my camera, to take a picture but, when I look back, she's inside.

>> No.7295094

The magician realized, with a sigh, that this lady couldn't be put back together.

>> No.7295095

Each day spent hoping the next one will be better.
It never is.

>> No.7295104

Did you ever wonder why they lock the doors to the morgue? It's not to keep people out...

>> No.7295108

>>7295104
Yes it is

>> No.7295122

Before the Surgeon got to it, this thing was human.

>> No.7295128

One time I shared a taxi with a stranger.
He farted with the windows rolled up and the heater on.

>> No.7295139

>>7287098
A skeleton popped out!
"Boo!" says he.

>> No.7295140

>>7295128
lel

>> No.7295144

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again.

>> No.7295198

Our rube militia sacrificed hundreds of innocents, usually strangers from neighbor villages, but also settling local scores. The alien organism went into passive mode and dozed for a few days until the "next batch".

>> No.7295208

Imagine a realm occupied by masked individuals constantly competing over which has the more profound nonsensical ramblings, while they kill one another with greed, deceit, malice and contempt for an imaginary flicker above their heads. Now imagine that you woke up in that world and realized, that you never left, you don't imagine the world because you suppress your consciousness of what goes on around you; imagine what that would be like.

>> No.7295225
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>>7295208

>> No.7295227

"Closer, closer, oh yeah baby, closer, shake that fucking ass, yeah I'm gonna fucking cum, I'm gonna fucking explode all over that asserghhhhhhh!"

After a momemnt, I removed my headphones and swivelled in my chair to find myself face to face with a plate of food I'd never seen before.

>> No.7295298

>>7287537
The little girl put 3 fingers inside herself. Her dad then regained consciousness and pulled his hand back.

>> No.7295310

And that later that day the man came. The man came to collect my student loans

>> No.7295312

In just the time it took to go to the off-licence and get back the house had been stripped of its belongings neatly and efficiently, with not a single witness from the neighbours. The black man responsible said "I am not culpable for this transgression."

>> No.7295326

>>7295227
Brilliant. Worst nightmares realised.