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What are some god-tier contemporary satires?

>> No.7283535

also please, let this be a sam-hyde-spam-free thread.

>> No.7283614

They don't exist.
Contemporary literature is trash and there is nothing worth reading past 1950.

>> No.7283648

Ian Hislop

>> No.7283709

>>7283614
>Gravity's Rainbow
>Not worth reading

>> No.7283716

>>7283529
http://myimmortalrehost.webs com/chapters122.htm

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>>7283716
Voldemort inexplicably chooses Ebony to carry out his plan to kill Vampire Potter. Voldemort tells Ebony that if she does not kill Vampire, Voldemort will kill Draco. To carry out the plan, Voldemort gives Ebony a gun. This is very OOC for Voldemort, as he is usually the one to try to kill Vampire/Harry Potter.

She was chosen by Proffesor Sinister to kill Voldemort by travelling back in time to the eighties and seducing his younger self, Tom Satan Bombodil, so that he wouldn't turn to evil. However, she accidently brought Satan into the modern day with Morty McFli's blak tim machine, causing him to become Voldemort. At the end of that battle, she casts Abra Kedavra, and what happens next, we will never know. Also, she goes to concerts, changes clothes, and has "sex" with Draco a lot.

http://myimmortal.wikia.com/wiki/My_Immortal_Wiki

>> No.7283732

Sam Harris is a good satire of a real intellectual.

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>>7283726
>Tom Satan Bombodil

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>>7283716
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh Draco, Draco!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Vampire!

I was so angry.

“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire’s classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

“VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.

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>>7283529
Some of George Saunders' satire.
Sam Lipsyte