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>500 word essay due on friday
>Only done 250 words.

HELP!

>> No.7262665

>500 words
I remember what 3rd grade was like

>> No.7262667

Transparent b8.

>> No.7262669

>>7262667
Not even meming m8.

>> No.7262673

250 word essay due for Monday and I haven’t even chosen a topic! Hold me /lit/

>> No.7262677
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7262677

>>7262665

well done m8

>> No.7262681

>>7262673
You're basically fucked. The average human being can only write about 20 words a day.

>> No.7262690

>>7262681
kek

>> No.7262707

>>7262681
You just wasted half of human capacity on this post!

>> No.7262717

>>7262707
My brother and cousin are helping me.

>> No.7262733
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7262733

triggered so hard

>> No.7262753

>500 words
I remember what 3rd grade was like
Transparent b8.
Not even meming m8.

250 word essay due for Monday and I haven’t even chosen a topic! Hold me /lit/
well done m8
You're basically fucked. The average human being can only write about 20 words a day.
kek

You just wasted half of human capacity on this post!

My brother and cousin are helping me.
triggered so hard

its sort of a short shitty poem, i hope this helps

>> No.7262780

Thanks for the laugh /lit/

>> No.7262782
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7262782

>tfw not tired enough to sleep, but too tired to do my 150 word essay

>> No.7262799

>>7262753
I remember what 3rd grade was like:
Transparent bait,
Not even meming mate!

A 250 word essay due without a topic! Hold me...
Well done mate-
You're basically fucked, we only write 20 words a day.

kek

You wasted most of your energy already!

My brother and cousin -help- me.
I was triggered hard.

This is a sort of shitty poem,
I hope it helps.

>> No.7262803

> tfw born too early to explore the galaxy
> born too late to explore the earth
> born just in time to share riotous hardcore memes online

>> No.7263130

50 word essay due next month.
hold me /lit/

>> No.7263148

>5 word essay due tomorrow

Kindergarten is too hard

>> No.7263158

Is...is this an old Runescape meme on /lit/?

>> No.7263172
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7263172

>weird examinating essay due next week
>vague as fuck instructions
>literally no idea what I'm supposed to write about
>no limits on how many words I'm supposed to write

Kafkaesque as fuck.

>> No.7263189

>>7263172
jus b ureself

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7263200

>tfw just finished two, 2500 word essays in the span of two days.
>was just assigned an additional one yesterday

>> No.7263216

>>7263200
bi-winning!

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7263231

>>7262661
>6000 words to finish thesis
>5000 essay on the philosophy on mathematics
>5000 essay on the gettier problem
>all of them due Friday
>plus test tomorrow on Frege and Russell

kill me

>> No.7263245
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7263245

>>7263172
>>7263200
>>7263231
>tfw graduated already

>> No.7263252

>University lecturer assigns us 200 word essay
>essay topics are so obscure finding a single reference takes weeks of physical research and investigation

That was actually one of the best 'essay' tasks I've had. Well, technically it was a pamphlet.

>> No.7263259

>>7262661
500 words? Seriously

I have a 3000 word paper due in Friday, I already finished it.
3 days planning, 2 days actually writing it.

Do you even have to use sources?

>american education

>> No.7263264

>>7263245
Don't mix with undergrads, bro. Who knows what kind of diseases may they carry.

>> No.7263274

>>7263259
>he fell for the b8 this hard

>> No.7263277

>>7263264
Stupidity for sure

>> No.7263278

>300 word synopsis due next week
>can't decide which of the 3000 words I already have to delete

>> No.7263279

>>7263259
>Over 18 year long life to start not being autistic and you still haven't finished

>> No.7264914

>>7263148
Rhymes sound like each other.

There you go kid.

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7265164

>8000-sensation neural synchrotron crystal due 10,000 years from now
>don't know what I'm going to feel about
When will it end?

>> No.7265212

Write 125 today and 125 tomorrow

>> No.7265374

>>7262661
And there is something terribly sad and banal about that.

>> No.7265394

>>7263259
Tell me how to write a proper essay

>> No.7265634
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7265634

>30.000.000 word essay due on friday
>only wrote 29.999.900
>i won't make it

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7265663

>>7262717

>> No.7265671

>>7262661
god all of you are fucking lowers. If you just got off 4chan for one fucking sexond you'd be able to finish your essay. But i'll give you some advice OP. 100 word introduction, wikipedia if your friend here. Then 200 word body paragraph and 100 word conclusion. your done. you can rest and kick back. not get to work you degenerate

>> No.7265687

>>7262661
ok, ok, relax, let's figure this out. so you need to write 500 words, and you've already got 250. that means you need... 250 more. if you have at least 24 hours between now and friday, that means you need to write a grand total of 0.003 words per second. i hope you can handle it

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7265714

> 20 word shit post due in an hour

>> No.7265746

>problem set
>found the answers online
thank you internet

>> No.7266642

>>7265746
>don't do problem set yourself
>can't perform on exam because you didn't make sure you understood the material by solving the problems
>fail class anyway

Good luck freshman.

>> No.7266769

>>7266642
probably. I failed the class twice.

>> No.7266966

Lol oops, I've just checked on my Uni's intranet server and I actually needed to write 5000 words.

I guess I'm going to fail.

>> No.7267219

In a situation like >>7266966 would it be better to just write a long essay as it flows through you, regardless of quality or lack thereof, or just accept defeat and decline to subject to your incoherent rambling whomever it is that will read it.

>> No.7267957

>>7263252
sounds fun as fuck.

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7268684

>>7265714
>six word shitpost due right now

>> No.7268941

>>7263231
What degree

>> No.7270088

>>7268941
Philosophy

>> No.7271470

>>7267219
That's how I write essay, train of thought with a little editing afterwards

I usually get 65-70%, so whatever it works

>> No.7271490

>tfw sensei instructed me to take my shitposting to a board I don't frequent to push the enverope
>have no idea which board to go to
>drew out of a hat
>I have to craft a well made fun post on /diy/ by monday or I fail

help?

>> No.7271679

i never know who's baiting who in these threads
surely everyone on 4chan knows this copypasta by now

i have a feeling every response but mine is under many layers of irony well aware the others are too but certain they're the deepest down

>> No.7271692

>>7262661
But really, I must say that it was exciting to talk about that subject, a treasured one for sure. To remember what I had just said would bring tears to the experts of the field, oh the joyous memories of being a novice in the field. A rapturous cry from heavens it may be, or a grim awakening to their own quickly shortening lives. This being the last half of my essays, where I talk about the topic. Indeed, the topic. How I remember that topic, and how great it is really. Which reminds me of course of a related inquiry that was raised in class. Nathan (Or maybe it was Susan she has quite the deep voice does she not? Reminds me of a tug boat horn, or a cruise line horn. Either or its a very deep voice and at times very unpleasant to listen to, if you could teacher refrain from calling on her as any decibel or range of sound that emits from her non pleasurable hole is an assault on my brain) brought up the valid reasoning that this topic is one that should not be discussed. Curse on him! Does he not respect the topic? Does he show no shame when talking of, the topic. Of course we shall talk of this topic and of course we shall speak of this topic. He is a fool, may he forever regret taking this class, thou he should have known this topic to appear, the fool.

Enjoy OP

>> No.7271776

>>7262661
Fivehundred.

>> No.7271793

>>7264914
Wow, Two for the price of one.

>> No.7271798

>>7268941
90

>> No.7271811

>>7265394
Start with the letter A then follow up with a space and two words describing a fundamentally sound piece of literature detailing some subject or other.
Do you need me to spell it out for you?
>>7271490
Ask for help in crafting a genuine loving relationship with a stuffed barn owl.