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So, philosophy majors scare women...
each time I read a book I dig my grave deeper,
it's a lonely grave.
The soil is rich and fertile, but cold and damp.

what do /lit/

>> No.724791

this post does not exist

>> No.724790

Women aren't scared of you because you're a philosophy major, they're scared of you for completely unrelated reasons. From that we can conclude that your grave is just cold and damp.

>> No.724804

>>724790
True, but seriously, I feel most girls don't give two shits for people who read.

>> No.724817

>>724804

Oh for fuck's sake. Quit shooting for the bimbos then. There are plenty of gorgeous women out there who'll fuck your brains senseless because they dig your smarts. Granted, if you're severely overweight then you need to fix that.

But.

For fuck's sake man. This isn't the stone age here. Intelligence is attractive.

>> No.724818

>>724804

They generally don't care if you read or not. Get off 4chan, shower every day, OH WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS IS TURNING US INTO R9K FUCK YOU OP I HOPE YOU DIE A VIRGIN

>> No.724832

>>724781
True, but maybe it's my school... I feel like a lot of girls have no brains in their skull, and if they do they're bitches for hiding them.

I'm not severely overweight, I'm mildly athletic when I need to be, and I try to read just meaningful books... after a year and a half I still got nothin'.

>>724818
...and lol OP = not a troll, rather a regularly showering person

>> No.724849

The fact that you prize your intellectual pursuits so highly betrays the fact that you are probably less intelligent socially. It isn't just girls who don't care about reading, it's most of the population. You just have to lurk more.

>> No.724851

>>724781
take off the fourth line of your post.

>> No.724864

>>724817
WHERE ARE THESE WOMEN

GIVE ME THEM

>> No.724877

>>724849
I think you're right, except I am pretty socially intelligent, enough so I could be a damned politician if I wanted, but that's just on an objective kind of level. When it comes to anything personally intimate with someone it never seems to take off, at all.

>> No.724884

I'm a female philosophy major (lolattentionwhore) and I love dating guys in my major. Stop blaming your social failures on your intellectual achievements.

>> No.724900

>>724884
where do you go?

>> No.724905

>>724900
A university in Canada. Don't want to go into any more specifics than that, I'm afraid.

>> No.724908

>>724905
Haha

Canada

>> No.724909

>>724884

I would blame women, but the feminists would get pissed :/

>> No.724953

>>724777

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>> No.724978

>>724909
Ever try dating women who are also interested in philosophy? I know philosophy, as a major, is kind of a sausage-fest but there's got to be at least a few in some of your classes.

>> No.724984
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724984

Women only don't like you because you are too shy
Maybe thats not their type, but you will find one who likes shy.
You may meet me one day, who knows.
(Wouldn't that be crazy?)

>> No.724985

The coffee is cold and damp, but Philosophy majors make it so much better for us lawyers.

>> No.724998

>>724978
>philosophy, as a major, is kind of a sausage-fest
>has never been in a math class

>> No.725010

>>724985

Wait, are you telling me that you have trouble getting girls as a lawyer?

>> No.725020

>>724998

Math is nothing. You should see finance..

>> No.725081

>>724884
>Stop blaming your social failures on your intellectual achievements.
I'm _so_ lifting your comment for future use on 4chan. Hope you don't mind.

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725093

>>725081
>>724884
>implying anyone on 4chan actually has any intellectual achievements

>> No.725101

>>724998
For a Humanities discipline anyways.

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725102

>>725093
>reaction_aragorn.jpg

>> No.725138

I'm both attractive and very intelligent yet incredibly shy.
This means I will never know what intimacy with a woman feels like because other shy women are too shy and those who aren't think I'm a creep or something.
I feel for you OP.

>> No.725171

>>725138
be gay then we can date ahuehuehue

>> No.725178

>>725138
grow balls faggot.
see thatcute quiet girl, not sooo pretty but still cute?
the one who is still freshman?
go over and ask her out.
period.

>> No.725191

>>725178
This. You must do it and report back. Invite her to a play.