/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.7236453]

Are there any books that will actually help me getting a fucking girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.7236461]

>>7236453
No, and that movie that used that premise sucked as well.

[Anonymous No.7236462]

Just talk to her m8
Never works for me but it might for you :)

[Anonymous No.7236465]

>>7236453
Step one is stop saving pictures of men in women's clothing

[Anonymous No.7236488]

changed my life, fam

now my ravenous caterpillar eats pussy every night of the week

teaches you how to spread them wings like the monarch butterfly you know you are

[Anonymous No.7236493]

Models by Mark Manson

[Anonymous No.7236500]

changed my life, fam

now my ravenous caterpillar ass eats pussy every night of the week

teaches you how to spread them wings like the monarch butterfly you know you are

[Anonymous No.7236504]

>>7236465
but its so hawt

[Anonymous No.7236508]

>>7236453
Nah man, you just gotta swing the bat. You'll strike out many times, but you'll eventually get a hit.

[Anonymous No.7236515]

John Green
Game of Thrones
Harry Potter
Read these in public and eventually an "intellectual" girl will come up to you and talk to you. Remember women are literally children and what you consider pleb fiction is to them the pinnacle of literature.

Also get repilled on the human condition by reading pic related

[Anonymous No.7236516]

>>7236508
But in the mean time, read the shit out of good literature, at least it will give you something to talk about and it might make you a bit more interesting at least that's my plan

[Anonymous No.7236520]

>>7236453

[Anonymous No.7236524]

>>7236515
Sad, but I think you might be right.

[Thomas No.7236525]

Might be time for you to attend church. And if your intent is sincere and not lustful, pray that God guide you and the right woman together to do his will.

“And now, O Lord, I take not this my sister for lust, but uprightly: therefore mercifully ordain, that we may become aged together."
Tobit 8:7 KJV

[Anonymous No.7236531]

>>7236453
This works much better than any book. https://www.okcupid.com/

[Anonymous No.7236538]

>>7236515
please tell me what is going on in that picture

[Anonymous No.7236548]

>>7236525
Where do you live? I'll come kick your ass irl

[Anonymous No.7236551]

>>7236538
Average R.A.W. reader tbh

[Anonymous No.7236553]

>>7236515
>Remember women are literally children and what you consider pleb fiction is to them the pinnacle of literature.

[Anonymous No.7236555]

>>7236548
kek'd at this

[Anonymous No.7236556]

>>7236515
>Remember women are literally children and what you consider pleb fiction is to them the pinnacle of literature.
This is true.

[Anonymous No.7236563]

>>7236515
>Remember women are literally children and what you consider pleb fiction is to them the pinnacle of literature.

[Anonymous No.7236567]

>>7236453
Please tell me that's a trap

[Anonymous No.7236568]

>>7236515
>that pic
oh dear

[Thomas No.7236569]

>>7236548
Let the love flow through you

[Anonymous No.7236571]

>>7236563
You man name call all you like.
Without using google name five(5) female philosophers who have contributed anything of substance.

[Anonymous No.7236572]

>>7236563
>sound like a faggot screaming like a girl

Legitness, that's my nigga

[Anonymous No.7236573]

>>7236515
holy shit how many fedoras do you own

[Anonymous No.7236575]

>>7236573
white knight detected

[Anonymous No.7236576]

>>7236571
>Whether or not women have contributed to philosophy has to do with whether or not they're all "literally children" with shit taste in literature
Nigga the most childlike thing in this thread yo reasonin skills lml

[Anonymous No.7236578]

>>7236525
1 Corinthians 7:8-9
"To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single as I am. But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion."
Lust is a perfectly valid reason to marry. Marriage is the proper outlet for sex.

[Anonymous No.7236579]

>>7236573
You are the fedora tipper here my friend
>"do not talk ill of m'lady you vile vile serpent, they are all intelligent and great"

[Anonymous No.7236582]

>>7236573
>>7236579
I wonder how retarded this would look to aliens or even a different culture.
"No, it is you who wears the funny hat! Therefore, your opinions on this matter are entirely void!"

[Anonymous No.7236587]

>>7236582

[Thomas No.7236588]

>>7236578
Lust does not equate to sexual desire anymore than gluttony equates to appetite. Lust in theology is *disordered* sexual desire.

[Anonymous No.7236594]

>>7236582
>implying any culture, past or future, doesn't have their own version of that

[Anonymous No.7236637]

>>7236588
Disordered sexual desire meaning outside of the institution of marriage. The solution, of course, being to enter it and thus realign your sexual desire.

[Anonymous No.7236641]

>>7236588
(Also, I'm not sure if you're Catholic, but you seem like it. The Catholic Church believes all sexual desire is a sin.)

[Thomas No.7236649]

>>7236641
No, it does not. It believes disordered sexual desire is. Natural sexual desire is no more a sin than natural desire for food.

[Thomas No.7236655]

>>7236637
Indeed. Though there can be lust in marriage, sex in marriage is not inherently lustful. That doesn't mean it has no desire, of course.

[Anonymous No.7236658]

>>7236649
Are you entirely certain? I suppose the priest I was talking to could be wrong, but I was told that the Catholic Church's official position was that any sexual action, even within marriage, was sinful. That was why he said Mary doctrinally had to be virginal.

[Anonymous No.7236673]

Aren't our entire lives sinful because hereditary sin?

[Anonymous No.7236674]

Coming from personal experience; read Homestuck. I know it's not a book and some here will say it's not even literature, sure cool fuck off. The readership at this point is nearly 80-90% female. And sure, more than half of its fans are disgusting fat tumblrinas. But not all of them are like that. That still leaves a lot of really attractive girls. And it's easy picking because the other guys are almost always autistic fucks, so you look great or even godly in comparison.

[Anonymous No.7236676]

>>7236515
>women are literally children and what you consider pleb fiction is to them the pinnacle of literature.
Good luck finding a girlfriend, Arnolphe, Monsieur de la Souche

[Anonymous No.7236681]

>>7236674
However make sure you get some proof of adulthood, like a drivers license or something. Also learned this from experience.

[Anonymous No.7236682]

>>7236676
Women are attracted by contempt.

[Anonymous No.7236685]

>>7236674
>some here will say it's not even literature
I'd say most people here would say that. Mostly because it isn't literature.

[Thomas No.7236688]

>>7236658
That's because of original sin (which, in the Catholic Church's stance, Mary didn't have to being with because her parents conceived her without it--they had sex without sin, and the "immaculate conception" refers to them conceiving her, not her conceiving Christ ). Sex and sexual desire are not themselves considered sin in themselves, and original sin is not something you can really do much about, it means the state of sin passed down from human to human that we are born into.

[Anonymous No.7236712]

>>7236682
Contempt for what? Society, themselves, others?

[Anonymous No.7236719]

>talks down to women
>dehumanises them en masse

"wahh why can't I get a gf /lit/? what am I doing wrong hurr?"

[Anonymous No.7236734]

Gravity's Rainbow. Read girls the really racy parts: I promise they'll love it.

[Anonymous No.7236739]

why is this board full of retards

literally

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