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Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:34:45 2015 No.7202208 [Reply] [Original]

>I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it, short for prolapse. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Your" and "You're"... "Your" and "You're". You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.

Was he right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:41:13 2015 No.7202226 File: 401 KB, 356x472, Charles.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know, but I lose it every time he says "The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor."

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:41:25 2015 No.7202227 >>7202208 >I've read Thomas Pynchon. You see, here's your first mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:41:37 2015 No.7202228 >>7202208 > short for prolapse always gets me any recommendations for more mde type channels?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:53:22 2015 No.7202248 >>7202208 >TIP 2, GET IN A FIST FIGHT >TIP 3, FIST FIGHT YOUR DAD >TIP 4, FIST FIGHT YOUR DAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:55:52 2015 No.7202256 >Look at my hands. Tell me what my dick looks like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:56:58 2015 No.7202259 i lose it at the end of the video with all the acknowledgements >chronic upper respiratory infections (in fifteen years) >courtesy of Illuminati Sprayer Truck

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:00:52 2015 No.7202272 >>7202228 towbie's bionicle penis Mega64 FilthyFrank H3H3 productions ThioJoe Red Letter Media Alantutorial PoopSteve420 I'm sure there's much more who are more similar than the aforementioned

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:06:12 2015 No.7202289 >>7202272 you have the worst fucking taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:09:42 2015 No.7202298 >>7202272 look at professor meme over here

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:10:19 2015 No.7202302 File: 29 KB, 260x297, mfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7202208 >The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:19:19 2015 No.7202329 >>7202208 I really hope this MDE shit dies out soon. I know it won't but Jesus fucking Christ you guys are smug as shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:24:59 2015 No.7202357 >>7202228 >>7202329 the fuck is mde, familia?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:31:28 2015 No.7202381 >>7202208 How come there's been a surge in exposure for mde and Sam Hyde lately? They made a lot of their videos year ago and it's only the last few months I've seen their youtube oeuvre get posted here and elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:32:43 2015 No.7202386 >>7202272 >MDE fans >/lit/ browsers Why don't you add some montage parodies and vaporwave to the list, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:48:09 2015 No.7202433 >>7202386 Your naive respect for /lit/ browsers lets me know you don't come here very often

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:52:29 2015 No.7202448 File: 8 KB, 320x180, mqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7202357 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyE78eyFRa8

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:17:18 2015 No.7202520 >>7202272 >no penguinz0

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:20:27 2015 No.7202527 >>7202448 That's quite good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:23:41 2015 No.7202535 >>7202381 MDE is getting a show on Adult Swim

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:27:03 2015 No.7202547 >>7202386 we love vaporwave here on the pomo board to be quite frank

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:30:44 2015 No.7202559 >>7202448 >It's Funny Because I Agree With It: A Short Film That goes for most of his "I'm not angry it's ironic ;^)" bits

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 22:40:38 2015 No.7202583 >>7202559 I don't agree with it or think it was all that funny, I posted it because I assumed it would cause more of a stir. /lit/ is far less active right now than I'd like Here's a good one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3OwXfizZLo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:28:52 2015 No.7202696 File: 2.99 MB, 3200x4136, Modern Male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7qTPUj7wVc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yen8xGc6t_o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tynKRMVGsAI

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:41:21 2015 No.7202720

Charles is the man. Sam is good too, although he's going through that late-stage stand-up phase now where he has exchanged a lot of his humor for just getting up there and hammering on the same point in a straightforward manner for the whole act. it's also weird how his face has actually gotten shittier w/ acne even as puberty grows farther behind him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:44:23 2015 No.7202728 >>7202228 Skunkpaste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:46:34 2015 No.7202732 >>7202696 I've dug so hard to find the source of that picture and I still can't figure out if Sam actually drew it or not. It's always associated with MDE, but I can't find it anywhere being directly linked to anyone in MDE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:48:39 2015 No.7202738 File: 305 KB, 960x952, Street Bone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7202732 I'm almost positive it's an MDE orig.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:48:50 2015 No.7202739 >>7202720 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhuOpcThVB4 Young Sam was qt af, no idea what's happened to him since

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:49:53 2015 No.7202742 holds cigarette between pinky and ring finger

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:50:30 2015 No.7202747 >>7202732 I don't think Sam (or Chaz/Nick) drew it. Just like they hire people (presumably friends) to edit their longer videos, they surely have friends who can draw

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:54:12 2015 No.7202760 guaranteed to trigger /lit/: https://www.youtube.com/embed/IyE78eyFRa8

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 23:56:09 2015 No.7202765 File: 111 KB, 1067x800, 1444076253731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7202760 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:01:07 2015 No.7202780

>>7202739
He stopped shaving and showering in order to become a GreaseGod, increasingly lubricated over many years by natural oils to better facilitate slipping like butter out of the grasp of Lena Dunham (known member of the Order of Nine Angles) when she attempts to grapple him in their inevitable internationally broadcasted Pay-Per-View MMA fight. It's fascinating stuff, really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:03:30 2015 No.7202786 File: 34 KB, 205x249, ayy lmao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7202780 <3 u sam

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:03:31 2015 No.7202787 >comes to /lit/ for the first time in ages >sees MDE thread hmm i think i should come here more often

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:06:50 2015 No.7202790

>>7202787
>>/lit/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=sam+hyde&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

we have weekly "who is the Sam Hyde of Literature" threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:11:53 2015 No.7202798 >>7202780 Sam should transition so that he can fight lena for the womens ultra-heavyweight hack title.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:12:03 2015 No.7202799 >>7202747 It kind of looks like Jim Ether might have drawn it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:20:12 2015 No.7202811 >>7202696 I'll show you around the quad is my new fav.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:26:07 2015 No.7202823 >>7202811 What's the sound quality like on your cans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:27:07 2015 No.7202828 File: 501 KB, 955x804, Sam Hyde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPQ_jVlEnQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:27:30 2015 No.7202830 >>7202823 Sorry, could you speak up? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my $500 cans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:28:55 2015 No.7202832 >>7202830 Can't spend too much on a quality pair of cans with great sound quality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:29:26 2015 No.7202833 I think one of my goals in life is to have some sort of cult following. Problem is I'm an idiot. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:30:28 2015 No.7202835 >>7202832 That's true bro. Gotta go. Baking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:31:47 2015 No.7202839 >>7202835 Jah bless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:32:47 2015 No.7202842 >>7202833 >>7202833 Good double.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:34:02 2015 No.7202844 >>7202828 As an "I know I'm man but I don't understand my sexuality" it kind of true

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:42:45 2015 No.7202865 >>7202208 >all this shilling Is he trying to become the new tao lin? at least the autistic chinaman had some relation to literature, but this guy? what does he even do? Is he supposed to be funny?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 00:46:41 2015 No.7202876 >im smarter than you because i read books and black people like me Liberal stupidity summed up pretty much

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:17:01 2015 No.7202948 >>7202208 >I didn't go to film camp, I went to films Does it show?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:46:54 2015 No.7203011 >>7202732 It's from their upcoming book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:55:32 2015 No.7203030 >>7202833 Didn't stop Sam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 01:57:39 2015 No.7203035 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OLm_2pCoyg >make sure you touch my food with your hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:11:29 2015 No.7203052 >>7202787 No fuck off; MDE is just posted by the /r9k/ migrants who think it's hot shit becausre it's contrarian and ironic

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:21:05 2015 No.7203070 >>7203030 kek Seriously, what is with 4chan's obsession with this guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:25:14 2015 No.7203082 >>7202828 >Fuck shemale prostitutes >GAY PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING AND DEMONSTRABLY DISEASED Sam Hyde ladies and gentlemen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:27:42 2015 No.7203086 >>7203070 He's redpilled and a not a degenerate sjw? He speaks the truth on sjws and lefty cucks and that's why /lit/, /pol/, and /r9k/ love him

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:31:59 2015 No.7203092 >>7203086 You completely missed the point of his humor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:34:01 2015 No.7203096 File: 433 KB, 1005x920, 1443680699657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7203082 It wouldn't be Sam Hyde thread without hypocrisy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:36:44 2015 No.7203098 File: 1.66 MB, 2480x2482, 1443682682734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7203096 Long story short, a trans tripfriend alleges she had a bang with Sam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:39:34 2015 No.7203105 >>7203098 >>7203096 He was probably doing it ironically. Fuck off back to tumblr, leftys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:44:20 2015 No.7203110 >>7203096 how do we know ccriztoff is Sam? >>7203098 I still don't get why anyone would believe this. >>7203105 Could you explain to me how we even know that this is Sam? I'm really confused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:49:49 2015 No.7203121 Sam Hyde here, I'm fat and gay and a failure. I viral my bullshit youtube channel on 4chan and I'm getting a show on Adult Swim I swear (even though I've been saying that since 2011.)

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:54:20 2015 No.7203128

>>7203110
The way I understand it, the tripfag Dollface (who is allegedly trans, not sure what board this is from, probably /lgtb/ or /soc/) got asked out by Sam on okcupid. She proves it by posting a screenshot (see >>7203096) of an email, allegedly from Sam. The picture in the email is definitely of Sam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 02:57:47 2015 No.7203137 >>7203128 yes, but this doesn't prove anything. I could send myself an email like that easily. Maybe that picture of Sam never appeared on the internet before this? If so, then the story might hold some legitimacy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:09:25 2015 No.7203157 >>7203096 don't even know who this sam character is but this must be actually fiction. what kind of world am I living in? I'm totally in love with you. let's make a porno :^) I feel like an old man kekking himself to death

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:15:31 2015 No.7203178 >>7202208 Do you remember which video this is from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:21:04 2015 No.7203190 File: 63 KB, 527x657, 1422389897000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7203137 I'm not sure the Jewish conspiracy is quite broad enough to include Sam at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:23:07 2015 No.7203195 >>7203096 >6'2" fake as fuck, that niggers like 6'5"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:24:05 2015 No.7203198 >>7203178 college cunts

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:35:08 2015 No.7203221 >>7202208 >wow he's not saying the normal thing! >he's saying the ABNORMAL thing! >hahahahahahahahHAHahAHAHAH!!! in your face mainstream society!! >hahahahHAHAHHA you just got #millennial'd hahahaahahah

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:44:45 2015 No.7203239 >>7203221 >wow hes doing [GENERALIZATION] what a surprise, i guess he isn't doing anything at all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:50:31 2015 No.7203251 >>7203239 I'm not sure if that was meant to insult me but the very same argument can be applied to Hyde

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:51:43 2015 No.7203255 >>7203221 >every new idea ever >wow he's not saying the normal thing! >he's saying the ABNORMAL thing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 03:59:41 2015 No.7203273 >>7203221 >>7203239 >>7203255 >all of 4chan >WOW HE'S ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING.DUDE WHAT A DUMBFUCK LMAO

Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:01:42 2015 No.7203279

>>7203255
It was more-so in critique of his fans. So yes, his idea of 'hyper-irony' can be said to be 'new' (though vloggers have been doing this shit for several years - admittedly not to this extent) the same way a chocolate bar can be said to be 'new', though just amplifying a common theme to his extent is hardly worthy of praise - considering how fucking unfunny he often is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:04:12 2015 No.7203288 >>7203273 not sure what kind of critique-less fantasy land you wish to live in but i can assure you you won't find it here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:05:11 2015 No.7203289 File: 190 KB, 400x385, ho-lee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7203288 >shitposting with shrektext is critique now

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:09:06 2015 No.7203295 >>7203289 kek if you say so, pal

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:12:24 2015 No.7203299 >>7202228 there really are none try slater though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYAhEX9Yfy8

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:14:51 2015 No.7203306 >>7202720 Sam has never done stand up to actually tell jokes

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:15:08 2015 No.7203307 >>7202208 >and yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic Conventions are “no conventions”, today. If he painted mimicking Géricault or Delacroix, then he would trully be spitting in the face of academia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:31:24 2015 No.7203333 >>7203299 tbh slater was the OG of this - and he did it with a lot more taste and without half as much vague scrutiny it's a shame he deleted most of his videos

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:33:30 2015 No.7203335 >>7203307 >this loser doesn't even know kitsch is in lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:39:31 2015 No.7203344 >>7202732 A lot of MDE fans send him music, which he uses in his videos without sourcing them. I wouldn't be surprised if this was the same with the drawings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:44:42 2015 No.7203351 >>7203195 Yeah, that's the only thing that makes me question this. His driver's license says 6'4", why would he say he is two inches shorter??

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:45:31 2015 No.7203352 what the hell is this copy pasta?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:46:41 2015 No.7203353 >>7203351 Sam has been accused of all sorts of sexual hijinx by all sorts of mentally ill people used to be some 20 year old claiming they fucked and this somehow meant Sam took advantage of her because of the age difference

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 04:56:55 2015 No.7203367 >ITT sjw /lit/tards can't handle the fact that cis white males read more than them and have better taste is comedy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:07:10 2015 No.7203376 >>7203352 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKwMFas9XnY

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:11:03 2015 No.7203378 >>7203367 Well sjw /lit/tards certainly is laughable

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 7 05:12:09 2015 No.7203383 >>7203333 MDE existed before Slater really went off the deep end though afaik

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 10 14:28:30 2019 No.7203383,1 >>7202329 >I know it won't a simpler time

>>	Anonymous Mon May 6 21:16:35 2019 No.7203383,2 >>7203383,1 F ;_;

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