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Hey guys on the offchance 4chan will get shut down over that mass shooting business, where is Lit going to ? Reddit ? :^)

>> No.7183955

4chan is linked to another shooting? Is this like the 16th now?

>> No.7183956

>>7183951
I think I'd really enjoy moderating a private subreddit of /lit/ refugees and another where you have to provide credentials to get in.

>> No.7183968

>>7183956
what r ur credentials though

>> No.7183972

>>7183968

Must be able to summarize and write a 12 page paper on either Ulysses and Infinite Jest obv

>> No.7183973

>>7183955
This sauce

>> No.7183975

Omni should create a subreddit for us. You out there, Omni?

>> No.7183988
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>>7183968
My own credentials are short stories published in respectable magazines. Others could get in by verifying that they'd published in any market of note.

You could also get in with a verified bachelors (completed, not in progress) in Literature, Philosophy or History, or admission to any legit PhD program.

>> No.7184006

>>7183988
how about i just link you my goodreads where it shows i read every single goosebumps book?

>> No.7184009

>>7183968
you just have to list like 5 types of shitposts

>> No.7184013

>>7184009
any pepe
dfw posting
critique threads
Anything related to Phoebe
>farting and masturbation

>> No.7184018

>>7184013
this is awful.

>> No.7184023

>>7184013
no sartre mentioned. Confirmed on not being invited to the club.

>> No.7184025

>>7184006
I'd probably let someone in who'd written a couple of coherent and thoughtful pages about every single Goosebumps book, tbh.

>>7184009
There could be a wild card where the person who writes the most compelling essay about memes/shitposting not only gets in but gets to be a mod.

>> No.7184029

>>7184023
shit forgot spooks, too

>> No.7184031

>>7183968
You must have read: pinecone, foster autist and "Fartman" Joyce.

>> No.7184080

>>7183956
That would be a fucking horrible, pretentious tripfag circlejerk.

>> No.7184108

>>7184080
idk it could be ok, peopel will be compelled to impress their fellow anons and maybe there'll be less shitposts

if it turns out everyone is just a pretentious tripfag who doesn't actually know anything can always just bail

>> No.7184171

we can go to the cripple's hub
we can have real-time discussions on iirc

>> No.7184176

4chan 4 life, 4chan unto death.

>> No.7184182

>>7183951
websites don't get shut down because somebody shot people
also source

>> No.7184203

>>7184182
http://nypost.com/2015/10/01/shooting-reported-at-oregon-community-college/

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:OZGEjT1ilSUJ:https://archive.moe/r9k/post/22785729/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comments/3n503s/oregon_shooter_posted_to_4chan_last_night_the/

http://i.imgur.com/qid8o5R.png

http://www.breakingnews.com/topic/shooting-at-umpqua-community-college-in-roseburg-ore/

>> No.7184208

>>7183988
>You could also get in with a verified bachelors (completed, not in progress) in Literature, Philosophy or History, or admission to any legit PhD program.

Great idea, bro. Here, have an upboat

>> No.7184213

>>7184171
i'd irc for some cheeky banter with the lads

someone go set it up

>> No.7184239

>>7184213
Lit chatz r th worst bruh

>> No.7184251

someone just start a permanent tinychat and try to keep it going

>> No.7184263

>>7184251
>>7184251
8 months from now there will be some gay thread on this board filled with namefags circlejerking over tinychat drama and i will remember this post as its seed

>> No.7184265

>>7184263

I apologize in advance

>> No.7184270

>>7183988
I have a BA in English Lit. Do you need transcripts?

>> No.7184312

>>7184270
(If it matters, I am a girl)

>> No.7184384

>>7184270
This is all unlikely to happen but if I were to run such a subreddit I'd settle for diploma and ID.

>> No.7184394

>secret /lit/ club with a state-sponsored college diploma as a prerequisite

good god what an awful idea

>> No.7184423

>>7184394
If you weren't an illiterate flyover state NEET you'd have seen that publication regardless of diploma was listed as a way on.

>> No.7184425

>>7183988
>>7184270
I want to make fun of this but I would probably genuinely send proof of my BA in English/math somewhere in the hope that the forum would be just the cool/smart people from /lit/

>> No.7184449

I wonder if he browsed lit? he said he felt insignificant, maybe we shouldn't have made fun of community college people for being plebby shitlords?

>> No.7184455

>>7184449
Well the shooting DID occur in a writing class....

>> No.7184545

so what do you think triggered the gunman?

>> No.7184559

hey wasnt yesterday butterfly's last day? turns out the trip fag was a mixed race beta? makes sense

>> No.7184655

“The shooter was lining people up and asking if they were Christian. If they said yes, then they were shot in the head. If they said no, or didn’t answer, they were shot in the legs.”

Fucking disgusting

>> No.7184665

>>7183975
>Not posting already in r/omnichan.
What a fucking whorekisser.

>> No.7184667

In the profile, the personality type he is looking for is “intellectual, punk, introvert, loner, lover, geek, nerd” with an “individuality” of “piercings, psychic, tattoos, vampire”. His preferred religious views are “Pagan, Wiccan, Not Religious, but Spiritual” as well.

>> No.7184670

>>7184251
theres already the /4chanlit one.

>> No.7184675
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>>7184449
He probably read for plot

>> No.7184682

>4chan shutting down
please no.

I wouldn't know where else to go. This site has been too big a part of my life for the past 5 years. I can't just post on reddit and pretend it's the same.

The problem is ignorant assholes need shit to blame, and they pick the first thing that's convienent. 4chan, unlike video games or Marilyn Manson, is despised by basically everyone, and none of the "normal" world will miss it if it's gone. Too much controversy has happened in the past year alone. You just need some politician to go off on some rant on how we're the scum of the internet and we need to stop meeting up.

Fuck everything, man. I'll be pretty upset.

>> No.7184693

>>7184682
I think everyone knows that shutting this shithole down would be uneffective, the true solution is to kill all the robots.