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BRAVO MORRISSEY
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>> No.7154392

>>7154378

I'd say it's the middle of the third line it goes insufferable. Specifically the word coil. The words before aren't elegant, but there's a definite schism at that word, between mediocre and supremely shitty.

>> No.7154408

>>7154378

I respect him for trying to make a passage about sex interesting to read. He failed, but I don't blame him.

>> No.7154460

>>7154378
That the guy who had the jews over at Penguin publish him in their Classics line? With the cover everybody assumes is a fake?

>> No.7154471

>>7154460

Yes it's him, he got his first fiction novel published today.

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>>7154378
>giggling snowball

*vomits*

>> No.7154582

>>7154378
Funniest line of fiction I've read this year, probably.

>> No.7154587

>>7154460
He's upcoming for Oxford World's Classics aswell

>> No.7154675

>>7154378
It's probably behind four proxies of irony.

Can someone upload the ebook?

>> No.7155526

I feel bad for Moz. He's been pop culture's punching bag since 1983.
>>7154460
>cover everybody assumes is fake
You mean Autobiography or List of the Lost?
Autobiography's cover is obviously him.

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>>7154378
I`ve felt pain, while I was reading this...

>> No.7155663

>>7154378
I didn't know Nabokov-esque could be a bad thing sometimes until now....

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>“In your face, in your face, in your face, lover do I never need as long as I have these that send me like the wind.. the bullet of Justy as a hell-driver flyer with a disciplined land into Dibbs’ dry hand, and the new corner man faced the home straight with power-hitter grunts and Bunkie pluck as the bilge-free body speedballed with stirred stumps to beat the devil with scorch and sizzle and unfortunate dribble and snappy like crazy he somersaulted with pitching motion into a ferocious belly-flop tumble of a sprawled pratfall – face to the gravel, each limb slithered like snowslide subsidence.”

>In the church of secret service known as the abattoir this is exactly what humans excitedly do to beautiful bodies of animals who were also crafted in care by some divine creationist, yet at the human hand the animals are whacked and hacked into chopped meat whilst gazing up at their protector with disbelief and pleading for a mercy not familiar to the human spirit, ground and round into hash or stew for the Big Mac pleasure of fat-podge children whose candidature for roly-poly vicious porkiness makes their plungingly plump parents laugh loudly, as little junior blubber-guts orders yet another Super-burger with tub-of-guts determination to stuff death into round bellies, and such kids come to resemble their parents as ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag.”

>> No.7158103

Is the whole book like this? I was actually looking forward to this, now I'm not so sure anymore.