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Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:28:38 2015 No.7144236 [Reply] [Original]

I started studying philosophy last week. I have a two page essay due in 1.5 hours. It's title is "Why do I get out of bed in the morning". I'm struggling to find reasons or material for 2 pages. So I pose the question to you.

/lit/ why do you get out of bed in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:29:53 2015 No.7144239 >>7144236 God, Nature, or by random chance I have been given life, might as well live it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:30:32 2015 No.7144245 >>7144236 UNDERGRADS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:31:40 2015 No.7144253 Because I usually have to take a piss

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:32:06 2015 No.7144255 >>7144239 >And if I am to live it: to live it well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:34:09 2015 No.7144261 >>7144236 because if i dont my mom will get mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:37:09 2015 No.7144272 I'm playing the odds. everything has sucked so far, so I am bound to have a good day eventually. after I finally have a good day, I will an hero.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:37:59 2015 No.7144274 Because I have restless legs syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:39:23 2015 No.7144278 Because the alternative is to stay in bed and by the morning my gf has made it insufferably hot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:40:41 2015 No.7144284 >>7144236 because i paid $40,000 got dam moneys to come sit in your shitty class

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 15:41:40 2015 No.7144289 >>7144272 What odds are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 16:01:29 2015 No.7144356 >>7144236 They don't need to be naïvely rational, op.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 16:03:30 2015 No.7144362 >>7144236 "I git out of bed to find bitches to fuck and money money money brah" - DFW

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 16:04:04 2015 No.7144365 >>7144261 this tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 16:04:59 2015 No.7144368 >>7144362 - DFW while trying to impress Johnny Franzen

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 16:10:48 2015 No.7144392 >>7144272 That's a pretty weird logic. If you have a good day you might get closer to the formula for having good days. Maybe you are using an hero as a reward for fighting every day. Good for you man, keep on fighting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 16:11:56 2015 No.7144399 >>7144356 OP here, what do you mean? >>7144253 >>7144261 these two are the only real ones tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 16:12:03 2015 No.7144400 hunger...

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:28:30 2015 No.7145300 >>7144278 How fat is she? Does she fart a lot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:32:06 2015 No.7145317 >>7144236 what kinda shitty university do you go to where a philosophy instructor finds it appropriate to make their students write a "Why i get out of bed" essay

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:35:05 2015 No.7145326 >>7144236 I have goals and shit to do and I want to do them because achieving things is fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:40:50 2015 No.7145351 >>7144245 That's high school tier

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:41:01 2015 No.7145353 >>7145317 Maybe it's just a creative excuse for a thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:42:02 2015 No.7145357 >>7144236 >/lit/ why do you get out of bed in the morning? to get goodboy points, obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:48:23 2015 No.7145377 >>7144236 Reference Descartes who famously spent ages in bed and argue that you shouldn't bother. It'll show your professors you can go against the grain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:50:58 2015 No.7145383 >>7144236 Eating, socialising, reading, gyming, wanking, drinking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 21 20:57:32 2015 No.7145411 Get drugs continue going through the motions until my parents die

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