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>you will never a short haired bookfu qt

>> No.7140753
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>>7140717
Yeah just get a girl whose head is filled up with bullshit she read in books and doesn't know how to cook or not be a narcissist that's a great idea brother

>> No.7140754

Why would I want to date someone who's only interested in other girls?

>> No.7140760

You will never what ? Fuck ? Be ? Meet ? Hold hands with ? Dress as and impersonate at a shady party with your depraved higher class uni friends ?

Verbs, OP. Learn to use them.

>> No.7140774

>>7140760
His omission of a verb is likely intentional.

>> No.7140778
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>>7140753
>enforcing normie expectations
Get out Chad!

>> No.7140783

>>7140754
Don't be lewd

>> No.7140793

>>7140753
Wtf, I was literally just looking for a green jacket of this kind in another tab, closed it, opened /lit/, and this is the first thing I see.

>> No.7140820

>>7140760
>you will never a short haired bookfu qt
>you will never eye a short haired bookfu qt
>you will never see a short haired bookfu qt

>> No.7140836

>>7140742
>implying
Your semen demon looks like a mushroom about to spore and I have no interest in knowing who they are

>> No.7140843

>>7140760
fuck up boy
nigga dumb as shit smdh

>> No.7140855
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7140855

We never found out this beauty, /lit/

>> No.7140867

>>7140760
hello reddit

>> No.7140877

There, that.

>> No.7140893

>>7140855
Why do pixiecuts have to be so cute
Its not fair

>> No.7140895

>>7140893
Because you are homo

>> No.7140902
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>>7140855
You're telling me it's not Winona Ryder?

>> No.7140906

>>7140895
>its gay to be attracted to girls

>> No.7140910

>>7140906
it's gay to be attracted to manly haircuts

>> No.7140913

>>7140910
>its gay to be attracted to girls

>> No.7140917

>>7140760
>Dress as and impersonate at a shady party with your depraved higher class uni friends ?
Why would you list a thing you know we've all done?

>> No.7140919

>>7140913
it's gay to be attracted to manly haircuts

>> No.7140923

>>7140919
It is a girl
That haircut is not manly

>> No.7140933

>>7140923
Prove it

>> No.7140936

>>7140923
Listen, I'm all for shot haircuts on girls, but you have to admit that hair in that style, at that length, is more traditionally masculine.

Don't be obtuse just to try and prove your point.

>> No.7140944

>>7140867
Never been on reddit. Is it fun ? You seem to be an expert, enlighten me.
>>7140917
Well, that's a thing only faggots and degenerates do so...oh wait.

>> No.7140952

>>7140944
>leaving the symposium after three drinks
lol get a load of this idiot

>> No.7140953

>>7140944
its ok i guess

>> No.7140954

>>7140936
This haircut would look girly on a man. It's supposed to look "boyish" (not manly, boyish) on a girl but the exact same thing on a boy would be weird. It's a haircut that defies boundaries.

I'd hit it, we don't go with girl for their hair after all.

>> No.7140960

>>7140952
Pederasty isn't faggotry you ignoroumenos.

>> No.7140967

>>7140954
>I'd hit it, we don't go with girl for their hair after all.
I do.

>> No.7140972

>>7140960
Fourth cup is for hubris which is faggotry to the point of womanhood, you fucking persian.

>> No.7140974

>>7140855

Yeah we did she is from tumblr

>>7140902
nope

>> No.7140997

>>7140974
tiffany denise

>> No.7141012

>>7140967
Wait, are you the hair fetishist?
There's a hair fetishist on this board, I know it. It's not me, is it you?

>> No.7141014

>>7140742
Fucking Hepburn cuts

>> No.7141034

>>7140933
Anne-Catherine Frey

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>>7140855

>> No.7141042

>>7140972
Pederasty is still not faggotry. Try harder.

>> No.7141043

Idk maybe, we'll see

>> No.7141045 [DELETED] 

>>7140742
a bookfu qt wanted to fuck me the other week but i couldn't get hard because im a nerd

trying again 2morro wish me luck boys

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>>7141039

>> No.7141053

>>7141039
>>7141048
Name

>> No.7141057
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>>7141048

>> No.7141061

>>7141048
I'd probably just ignore her

>> No.7141064
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>>7141053

Tiffany Denise the photo sets from Adam Montgomery are all that's left + 2 pics from niketalk

she seems to have scrubbed herself from the internet but if you google hard enough you'll find her

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>>7141064

>> No.7141080

>>7141064
Google returns black women :S

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7141083

This thread is just reminding me of how fucking awful being single is. I need to hold hands and go pumpkin picking with a cute girl fucking ASAP, this is driving me nuts.

Does anybody have any experience with Tinder? I might cave and try it out soon.

>> No.7141086

>>7141042
>nigga's drunk off the three most watered drinks
hubris not boylove, though maybe you have had four drinks to be acting this much like an assblasted cunt

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>>7141079

>>7141080
she deleted her tumblr account and another tiffany denise took over

search

Tiffany Denise by Adam Montgomery and you'll find her

>> No.7141098

>>7141083
fag

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>>7141091

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>> No.7142073

This is my kind of thread.
>zero literachure, all about a hot girl.

>> No.7142080

>>7141091
>kiss
thank god

>> No.7142095

>>7140855

>airbrush

>> No.7142097

>>7141083
Tinder works. I'm a good looking but I have very little game. Used it for the first time after a breakup and got with three girls in the month or two that I was on there. All were cute, one turned into an FWB thing that probably could have been a decent relationship if we'd wanted to go there. Give it a shot amigo.

>> No.7142102 [DELETED] 

>>7141083

dress like Hunter S. Thompson

i swear it works

(and not in my favor)

>> No.7142109

>>7141080
>Google returns black women

*pukes*

>> No.7142126

>>7142097
>Tinder works.
>I'm a good looking

of course it works for you, you fag ass

>> No.7142147

>arguing if being attracted to a woman with a certain haircut is gay

>> No.7142171

>>7142147
sounds like ur gay af m8, not me tho fam

>> No.7142202

>>7142147
made me kek

>> No.7142205

>>7142097
I'm pretty good looking too, and like you I don't have the audacity to chat up girls in person. I just wanna find a qt who reads, and maybe something platonic. I need new friends.

>> No.7142207

>>7140742
>Implying most girls who have "reading" as their hobby (which btw. every second grill has, somehow) actually are cute, have great personalities, are intelligent or actually fucking read.

"YES anon. I read the tributes of panem half a year ago. It is such a brilliant and dark series, isn't it?"

>> No.7142214

>>7142097
Do you need to have an elaborate profile and shit on there? I honestly don't even feel like taking a fucking selfie, let alone having to type up a synopsis of myself.

>> No.7142285

>>7140742
I find it alarming that my attraction (fetish) for short-haired pixie girls is apparently a common thing here on lit.

Last pixie haired girl I met on OKC turned me down for a second date saying that she thinks she's only gay. Maybe I was bad at sex.

>> No.7142329

>>7142285
I have the same thing. I find other girls attractive enough, but something about a girl pulling off short hair makes my heart pound.

>that unfortunate overlap between qt short haired girls and lesbians

I feel your pain m8

>> No.7142338

short hair is an anti feminine symbol

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>>7142207
no need to be rude anon

>> No.7142375

>>7140760
>newfags

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hnnng

wonder what kind of books she likes?

>> No.7142392

>>7142377
>attractive girls who read real books

nope.jpg

Never fucking met one.

>> No.7142412

>>7142377
Hate to make a blanket statement but most girls who read only read pop writers like Palaniuk or YA trash.

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>>7142377
Fo Porter, or the OP?

Some models will spend their free time reading, (Lily Cole for instance) Fo strikes me as more of a tv watcher.

>> No.7142436

>>7142412
Gb2 /r9k/ you fedora tipping redneckbeard foreveralone

>> No.7142442

>>7140742
>short hair

I really, really hate faggots who want to suck dicks but instead ruin the female figure because they happen to be christian and can't just go suck a fucking dick.

>> No.7142458

>>7142436
>implying he's wrong

good looking girls don't read serious books, pal

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>>7142458
>Believe *me* I know them *all*

Are you a troll though? Are you just playing the part of a sexist stooge?

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>qt pixiecore sf writer
There won't be any further posts as all the haters explode

>> No.7142497

Yes, Stirner is just slightly more wary about ideas in your head controlling your life though.

>> No.7142521

>>7142476
he said "good" looking girls not ugly

>> No.7142525

>>7142458

emptyheaded post of the day

>> No.7142529

>>7142476
>no book over 300 pages
>at least 6 duplicates tossed on the pile

Sounds about right.

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>>7142432

Fo.

Oh god those knees. Butters I wish we could just hang out irl and look up qt pictures all day and talk about wrecking the christians on /lit/ while drinking tea made out of herbs from your garden. It's one of my fondest dreams.

>> No.7142535

>>7142525
Show me one to prove me wrong.

>> No.7142538

>>7142476
>posts a hideous girl with a catastrophic forehead as a counterpoint

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>>7142521
W/e pal

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>>7142532
Well, I've no garden... Just go with that thought anyway.

Don't you think this Lou Schoof girl would make a good Aeon Flux?

>> No.7142565

>>7142544
Chinadollcore

>> No.7142569

>>7142561

She looks very imperious

Probably yes. If we're being honest here I have never watched that cartoon but I know of it.

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>>7142561
damn, thanks for finding me a new crush

She would make a good Oedipa

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>tfw no girl to use as a Muse

>> No.7142672

>>7140742
Killer thighs

>> No.7143003

>>7140742
Why the fuck would I want a bookfu?

Think about it...

She probably works at Starbucks, spends her time reading books or posting bs on social media, and has no motivation besides writing a shitty book about how shitty her life is or some other fucking bs.

Fuck a bookfu.

Life isn't a tumblr picture you faggots.

You want a woman with real personality someone who will challenge you, not just in philosophical bs, but also on physical level.

Speaking about ethics and shit is tedious and fucking boring. When I was younger I really enjoyed discussing lit but now it's stupid.

All lit boils down to a couple points of view and those aren't that interesting once you really distill the bs. Instead of living in a fairytale world, how about you become the heroes you fucking read about.

Broke?
>Kill an old lady with a hatchet and try to get away with murder.

Not sure what direction to go in life?
>Follow everyone elses advice and then realize they are as clueless as you. Hopefully you don't marry a bitch who pops out a drunk slut and waits till you die alone....

Anyway... Fuck 4chan, why am I on this shitty site? You guys are pathetic fucking pussies, fantasizing about fucking dusty books.

Faggots.

>> No.7143099

>>7142377
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

it looks like someone with the shits farted on her face

>> No.7143103

>>7143003

>this emotional wall of text

you are worse than they are

>> No.7143115

>>7143103
He does have a point though....

>> No.7143119

>>7140793
I know, David.

>> No.7143129

>>7143115
Where? About 4chan being shitty, right?
Everything else is just punching at the wind.

>> No.7143131

>>7143115

overshadowed by how hard he allowed himself to get triggered over goofy shit like an absolute autismo

>> No.7143139

>>7142109

CZECH UR PRIVILEGE!!! Hur durr

>> No.7143655

>>7142214
No, but you need to look like an interesting dude. Just write one funny line about whatever as your description, and use photos of you doing cool things. Don't use only a selfie.

>> No.7143724

>>7143129
But are you single?

>> No.7143938

>>7140742
Oh, Iv given up on ever finding a woman to be with.

>> No.7143942

>>7142329
THANKS FOR FEELING MY PAIN BRO

>> No.7145668

>>7143724
I am.
Only read it in part, and I'm not disagreeing...