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Anonymous Wed May 26 01:17:15 2010 No.713103 [Reply] [Original]

So /lit/, I need a suggestion for a good pseudonym for a friend, thought I might find some help here...

This girl calls me on the phone multiple times every day. For reasons I won't get into, I can't let anybody ever see her real name come up on my cell. She's the most amazing female you'll ever hope to meet. Take your most selfish dream about what a woman should be, and she exceeds it. I'd like to think of a reference to a fictional literary character that would do her justice (and flatter her if she were to go read the book). My memory fails me. Can /lit/ help?

tl;dr - who is the most beautiful, smartest, sweetest female character of any book you've ever read?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:19:15 2010 No.713109 Nastasya Filippovna

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:20:15 2010 No.713113 Helen? Bitch gave such good blowjobs, they were fighting for a decade over who will have her..

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:21:15 2010 No.713116 File: 4 KB, 165x211, paul_rudd_wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:24:15 2010 No.713123 Avdotya Romanovna

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:24:15 2010 No.713125 Dagny Taggart

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:25:15 2010 No.713128 Romanya Avdotnayasa

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:26:15 2010 No.713131 Chani.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:26:15 2010 No.713132 Haydée.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:28:15 2010 No.713136 Dominique Francon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:29:15 2010 No.713137 Enya

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:36:15 2010 No.713148 >>713109 ba dum ching i see what you did there also you cant let people see her name? soo what was the lady's name in the scarlet letter again? Hester?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:37:15 2010 No.713151 Not fictional, but Hypatia

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:40:15 2010 No.713162 There was a guy I was really into. For no particular reason, I put him in my cellphone as Leviathan. The relationship didn't end well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:41:15 2010 No.713166 >>713162 you named him after a sea monster who is a prince of hell and things didn't go well? weird

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:46:15 2010 No.713178 >>713166 I know. I thought it was cute. I should have foreseen the consequences.

Anonymous Wed May 26 01:52:15 2010 No.713202

>>713178
seriously, i mean that's just inviting trouble.

as for OP, call her something normal sounding, it invites less questions. and leads to less of a chance one of your friends may find the name in a book/interwebs. if you call her Anna Karenina. someone may realize your hiding something

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:58:15 2010 No.713225 megan. any girl, ANY girl can look like a megan

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 01:59:15 2010 No.713227 >>713148 Yeah that one was clever and yet nobody responded to Dominique Francon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 26 02:00:15 2010 No.713228 File: 14 KB, 380x480, penis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP

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