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7110302 No.7110302 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts?

>> No.7110348

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighting?"
The doctor said "An underwate weighting test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit (tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blind hair went underwater with8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..I but I didn't.

>> No.7110373

>>7110348
sheeeeeeeeeeeit i forgot all about that pasta

>> No.7110441

>>7110348
ebin memes m8

I was looking for a more serious post. ;_;

>> No.7110445

>>7110373
I never got the point of that pasta
what was the actual punchline
the shitty spelling?

>> No.7110450

>>7110348
here we go again?

invisible man is a good novel i recommend it

>> No.7110451

>>7110445
the last four words are the point in this case.

>> No.7110452

>>7110302
good book, would read again

>> No.7110457

>>7110451
>I but I didn't.

lmao, was that it?
pasta standards have fucking fallen, allowing this al dente bullshit through without a second thought smh tbh

>> No.7110473

>>7110457
he didn't like the book is what he's saying, I believe

>> No.7110495

told a black chick I read it to impress her, I actually didnt

>> No.7110507
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>>7110495
devilish

>> No.7110517

..., le rapport entre l'identité noire et le Marxisme, et la politique réformiste de Booker T. Washington... ok i'll read it soon

>> No.7110520
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7110520

>>7110495
>trying to impress black women

>> No.7110529
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7110529

>>7110495
>not watching Grave of the Fireflies with a nationalistic Japanese qt and making yourself tear up just enough to still be manly

How beta do you have to be to need to pander to black women?

>> No.7110625
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>>7110529
>liking asian women
>not being beta

pick one pal

>> No.7110641

>>7110495
You actually didn't impress her?

>> No.7110801

>>7110520
nice spooks dude