This is it. You're the scriptwriter of a movie and you have to write the line (ONE line) where character A tells character B just how much he loves her. How do you phrase it?

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Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:01:59 2015 No.7094340 [Reply] [Original]

This is it. You're the scriptwriter of a movie and you have to write the line (ONE line) where character A tells character B just how much he loves her.

How do you phrase it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:02:45 2015 No.7094344 >>7094340 I love you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:03:29 2015 No.7094348 this could be us but you playin and then he shows her a gif of animals fucking or some dumb bullshit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:03:40 2015 No.7094350 "Sheeeeeeeeeeeit"

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:04:13 2015 No.7094354

A: Wait!
B: ... [turns around, stares anxiously]
A: Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:07:11 2015 No.7094370 File: 57 KB, 620x413, yickyage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7094340 Love you lots I do

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:09:05 2015 No.7094378 Gurl I want to fuck you so hard that whoever pulled me out would be crowned king of England.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:14:32 2015 No.7094394 You know what? Fuck you for making me feel. tears or some shit And fuck you for making me like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:16:20 2015 No.7094401 >>7094340 /pol/ was right. I wanna do you like the Jews did 9/11

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:38:27 2015 No.7094510 >>7094340 "You ... complete me"

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:41:08 2015 No.7094519 >>7094340 Goddammit you slut, if I had your fucking face I would masturbate in front of the mirror you squirting bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:42:35 2015 No.7094531 >>7094378 WOOD BERRY, FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:45:38 2015 No.7094547 You have eyes like two dingle berries, a mouth like a smacked vagina, and I think you think I love you—c'm here baby...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:46:45 2015 No.7094554 I like you more than your pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:48:48 2015 No.7094566 And they both lay there, groaning of spent passions, and whispered I-love-yous.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:28:05 2015 No.7094772 thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:29:36 2015 No.7094777 after we take the cock chopper we'll ride the bone train to pound town.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:34:00 2015 No.7094792 >>7094340 I've always seen one woman in my future, and these last few weeks I realized she was you. >>7094554 This is the best answer.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:39:55 2015 No.7094818
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>>7094340
the best answer is not using words at all, but making it situational instead. use a light-hearted, intimate setting and then have them slow down and talk with their eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:40:35 2015 No.7094824 >>7094340 "Pick a man and I'll fight him for you" .... I imagined Daniel Day Lewis saying this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:42:51 2015 No.7094836 >>7094340 fuck those two are pretty

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:45:38 2015 No.7094846

>>7094340
I found you, I finally found you, and I can't let you go. I've never needed someone before, never found myself searching for them. I didn't know what was missing, didn't know something was missing. And then you turned up, and I placed you in my heart, and felt whole. I feel whole. Thank you.

>then she goes missing
>mix between die hard & taken

>>7094354
10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 19:59:11 2015 No.7094897 lets go find a bananafish

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:05:41 2015 No.7094938

>>7094340
A:
But to be frank, and give it thee again.
And yet I wish but for the thing I have.
My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep. The more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.

B:
O blessèd, blessèd night! I am afeard,
Being in night, all this is but a dream,
Too flattering sweet to be substantial.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 23:22:12 2015 No.7095687 >>7094340 You're alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:17:16 2015 No.7096091 I think tonight I'll stay. If that's okay with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:22:52 2015 No.7096106 >>7094897 kek'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:00:18 2015 No.7096195 I love you Winona-chan :')

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:10:08 2015 No.7096212 without you.... my life will be ogre......

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:21:56 2015 No.7096226 >>7094340 I love you, but in a way that disappears when you're not in the same room with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:27:00 2015 No.7096234 I love you beyond anything in creation, and it isn't because you're a gookette and I have yellow fever and can't really tell if you're actually hot or not because of my gweilo goggles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:30:26 2015 No.7096242 I know I'm your brother but you got to let me put my peepee inside you, sis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:57:09 2015 No.7096271 >>7096212 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:09:42 2015 No.7096283 >>7094340 My dick is diamonds. *insert intro of "Diamonds" by Rihanna

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:35:22 2015 No.7096331 Someone once told me... If you really love a woman, you will eat her poop. That is why my arm is stuck in the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:54:40 2015 No.7096362 >>7096331 That's a man's thought. Women would rarely think of eating their man's poop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:57:31 2015 No.7096369 W-we should hang out m-more

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 03:59:28 2015 No.7096371 >> I do love you (that do, make it seems like there is a but)

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 04:05:12 2015 No.7096383 File: 9 KB, 274x184, poop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7096362 wrong again, bucko

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 08:03:15 2015 No.7096746 [make a reference of a phrase introduced in the beginning of the movie]

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 08:13:49 2015 No.7096764 Daisuki, onii-chan~

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 08:22:18 2015 No.7096781 ayy girl you want sum fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 08:33:19 2015 No.7096810 >>7094340 I will bury you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:42:31 2015 No.7097262 >>7094340 Please stay, forever. locks door

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:48:14 2015 No.7097271 >>7094340 B: You're a big girl. A: For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:52:04 2015 No.7097283 Bitch, you alright.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:54:57 2015 No.7097289 A: I would kill for you. B: I... would die for you. LOOOVE CRIIIME

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:23:09 2015 No.7097375
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Look Kacey, you're going to pass through that shitty airport gate, and we've known each other since what, since we we were kids right, and here YOU are, ready to be some corporate bigshot lady, as if we never shared a single second here, as if we never rode our bikes down these streets and valleys, as if we never skipped out on prom night and drank in a park, and you know what, I'm glad i drove out you out here because remember for like a few years when everyone in town used to joke about how we were dating, to me that wasn't a fucking joke Kacey, cause to me it was a dream of mine, and now that you're finally leaving I can say Fuck you Kacey, Fuck you and your beautiful lips, fuck you and the hair i've spent hours caressing, fuck everything about you because you know what, I've packed my shit in my trunk Kacey, because I'm never going back either, now that there's nothing to go back to anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:24:47 2015 No.7097381 >>7094340 DAYUM BITCH YOUS SO FIIINE

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:27:51 2015 No.7097396

>>7094846
>didn't know something was missing
that's a great line.
>>7094340
X, you know you’re different than everyone else here. This place is so full of shallow, close minded people. I walk around this campus and see all these people putting on their masks, or their letters to be exact, cramming each other into categories, ignoring everyone who isn’t exactly like them… You’re the most real person I’ve found here. . Anyone could spot you a mile away. Everybody else here is so afraid to look like anything they’re not expected to be. But you don’t look afraid at all, you don’t look like these girls here... you’re not constantly dressed in a bunch of designer Jappy brands, just to fit in. That blonde hair, those green eyes, sparkle like the ocean under the sun, and walk is alive with an aura of genuine vibes beyond compare. After our first conversation when I met you, I spent the rest of the day thinking about all the conversations, all the shows, all the moments I wanted to share with you. Well, I’ll be missing you out here. I know you’ll feel at home once you get to LA. I’ll never forget the Fracking protests, it was refreshing to see someone stand up against the waves of bullshit crushing the reality of environmental importance here, and through this whole corporation led country. When you’re out in LA, with more likeminded individuals, I know you’ll find your crowd and raise the anti Fracking movement further. I’m glad to have known you, and happier to know that I love you. I’ll see you again someday, X.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:30:52 2015 No.7097404 >>7097375 this is pretty good and i would say that it is a little repetitive

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:32:21 2015 No.7097407 >>7097396 pls r8

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:33:18 2015 No.7097409 >>7097375 GAAAAYYYYYYY AF SMH TBH Just to mammals mammaling tbh. Nothing transcendental or divine about that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:36:29 2015 No.7097423 >>7096234 >gweilo goggles Goddamit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:45:57 2015 No.7097441 >>7097409 This is a good criticism We must transcend the meat for satisfactory answers. I feel that answer in question would work for a slhlocky flick though, got a very True Romance vibe

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:46:01 2015 No.7097442 Be-because i love you!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:53:18 2015 No.7097460 Touch me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:55:50 2015 No.7097467 >>7097396 >>7097407 its pure fucking ideology. post it the cringe subreddit. saying "i love you" barely knowing someone is a huge red flag. dont be surprised to get a cold shoulder if you send something like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 13:08:03 2015 No.7097501 >>7097467 >cringe subreddit >assumes im not already close to the person im writing this about i meant actual proofreading and critique of prose/grammer but thanks for the reply

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 13:10:37 2015 No.7097512 >>7097501 you can do your own proofreading on a paragraph of text in five minutes. i'm sure if youre so close with this person they wont care about proofreading either. you obviously wanted feedback on the content

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:47:11 2015 No.7098005 File: 697 KB, 1955x3000, nigger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck you bitch fellate my genitalia

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:52:38 2015 No.7098030 I'd drag my balls through 100,000 miles of AIDS infested syringes and rusty screws just to lick the hand of the doctor that delivered you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:57:58 2015 No.7098050 >using words >not making it a long, utterly quiet, fantastically composed shot of a moment where they stare deep into each other's eyes and then embrace (not even kiss, this isn't about sex you trogs) before the scene change

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 15:58:01 2015 No.7098051

And Margaret I think I'm at the point where I can say that I've never liked the way you laugh, when you do the big laugh. I find it the most contemptible-sounding heaving kind of laugh. It sucks the beauty right out of a room. Don't look at me like that—it's just a laugh—you know I never really knew Christ Jesus until that first day we talked, at Sam's house? I love you, Margaret. No, shut up, I'm not done yet. What I'm saying is that my bones hurt when you do that big hearty man-laugh. You're too pretty and too intelligent to laugh like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:02:30 2015 No.7098066 I don't actually love you at all. PLOT TWEEEST!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:06:20 2015 No.7098081 Winona Ryder is literally perfect.

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:09:47 2015 No.7098091

"Babe, I love you like a fat kid loves cake. And you're getting pretty tubby yourself, so I probably love you as much as YOU love cake. But I don't dig fat chicks, and I don't like cake, especially when it's in a wierd love triangle with me and my girlfriend. So if you love me you need to break up with cake, because I love you. Not cake"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:15:27 2015 No.7098103 >>7094340 "I want to know what you really think of me... Look at me Jeff this is important!" "Alright, jeez..." "Well..." "Well what?" "Well what do you think of me?" "Yeah, I think you're, you know, I think you're alright."

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:16:37 2015 No.7098105 >>7098091 haha

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:18:08 2015 No.7098116

>>7094340
A: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
B: What is it A tell me!
A: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
B: Stop playing games with me !
A: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
B: You what?
A: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love you.

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:24:40 2015 No.7098142

A: The content of any medium is itself irrelevant in relation to that medium's intrinsic effects. The romantic one-liner, itself now a distinct artifact, will deliver its effects regardless of the words chosen to fulfill it. Its existence extends far beyond specific wordings, and its power — whether of cliché, or 'Hollywood common-practice' — will be quite the same whether you say "I love you" or "I love you like the sun" or you recite Shakespeare.

B: I love you too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:35:49 2015 No.7098433 >>7094554 Best ITT

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:41:06 2015 No.7098448

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:42:16 2015 No.7098452 It's okay, you're home now, and you always will be as long as I live.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:43:36 2015 No.7098457 File: 155 KB, 660x440, Prepare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love you so much I want to stick my shiny spoon in your mud pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:55:16 2015 No.7098491 >>7094792 >I've always seen one woman in my future, and these last few weeks I realized she was you. The only decent answer in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:58:45 2015 No.7098505 >>7098116 Does A have OCD or something? He repeats thrice "I" exactly 29 times Or maybe B has OCD? Waiting for A to repeat "I" 29 times before interrupting him? What is the symbology of 29 btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:05:04 2015 No.7098517 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:07:21 2015 No.7098523 >all these sincere answers cringe

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:11:53 2015 No.7098545 >>7098505 the folly of man

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:17:50 2015 No.7098568

>>7094340

>Roboicop and pepper parts were in closet toghether

>Pepper potts say "Robocop, tony stark has become drunkard of losing, alcohol has taken away tony I once know and cannot fulfill my needs"

>"Donot worr pepper potts I will always take care of you" says robocop

>"Rocobop, make love to me" say pepper potts

>robocop fingertips open to for him to use finger mods that spray massage oil all over pepper poptts face and he giver sensual face oil massage

>robocop take out secret dildo from gun compartment in leg

>"this dildo wireless transmit penis sensation to cyborg brain"

boom.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:18:08 2015 No.7098572 >>7094340 I love you as I love God.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:19:35 2015 No.7098577 I'm going to put you in the fucking rose garden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 18:20:25 2015 No.7098582 >>7098505 >repeats thrice

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 19:20:36 2015 No.7098793 "You smell like Cheetos. I hate Cheetos." -it's charming because he's legally retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 20:32:20 2015 No.7099049 >>7098523 I can be sappy. You can't always be a hard nigga and still be a real nigga. You can't be real nigga and still always be a hard nigga.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 21:49:37 2015 No.7099401 >I'm grateful for every quiet miracle that brought me here to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 22:04:28 2015 No.7099488 Eu sinto que eu não preciso de um script de merda para dizer o quanto eu gosto de você.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 22:07:10 2015 No.7099496 File: 28 KB, 948x711, B..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7099488

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 22:07:32 2015 No.7099500 I feel that I don't need a fucking script to say how much i like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 22:34:56 2015 No.7099593 >you will never fuck Winona Ryder why even live

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 00:35:04 2015 No.7099929 >>7094340 This isn't a movie, so I can't really be dramatic about this stuff but, I love you, I really do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 00:48:39 2015 No.7099976 >>7098523 >not wanting to write about the one human experience that makes life worth living I feel sorry for people like you

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 00:51:29 2015 No.7099991 >>7098103 Woody Allen?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 01:00:58 2015 No.7100028 >>7099976 double cringe

Muh Fractals Fri Sep 11 01:01:50 2015 No.7100034
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>>7094340
If there was a wave in an ocean, and if this wave ever found the shore, and if there was ever a person I would want to see this wave with, and just wonder if it were the right wave I would want to find it with you.

I have problems with commitment

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 01:05:32 2015 No.7100049 Invite your black friend over, honey.

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 01:47:59 2015 No.7100184

>>7094340
A: Hey B, I have something to tell you.
B: What is it?
A: Well....
B: .............
A: It's just that.....I wanted to let you know that love is just an tentative concept to describe the array of psychological and biological urges that come into play when two people involve themselves in a so-called "intimate relationship" (which usually consists of some form of psychological dependency and/or the triggering of sex hormones and neurotransmitters like dopamine and serotonin) and that we should not delude ourselves with such a fanciful notions and all the connotations associated with it because that would place unrealistic, if not harmful!, expectations on the both of us, which I presume would lead us to a mad drama of power play and misery, and both know neither wants that!
B: ..............
A: Also.....I found out I was gay. I mean like....REALLY gay, if know what I mean. I just can't get enough of that cock.
B: .......
A: I'm sorry I got to break the news to you so suddenly, but maybe true love goes beyond the primitive sexual desires that have been ingrained into our species through billions of years of scientifically proven macro evolution. Maybe true love is a higher ideal, perfect and pure, without all the shortcomings of our futile striving for dominance over our desires and environment. Maybe this is what Deepak Chopra meant when he said 'Love is the nanosphere'. In this sense, I think I can truly say that I love you.
B: .........

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 01:51:19 2015 No.7100196 >>7094772 my favorite

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:52:09 2015 No.7100523 >>7098505 it's a movie bruv

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 05:02:28 2015 No.7100541 >>7100184 One line. One.

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 05:36:07 2015 No.7100591

>>7094340
The script
>A tells B he loves her.

Then we do takes until we end up with something like this
>Look, (sigh) B. (pause) Y, uh, you might not remember this but remember that time, that time when we were at the ah lake and watching the, the fireworks, and you looked, you just looked so damn pretty. So I guess what I'm trying to say is - is, I'm kinda, um. Crazy about you. B.

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Anonymous Fri Sep 11 06:26:27 2015 No.7100650

Damn girl, you so fine that I do not base my aesthetics off the mere characteristics that I'm instinctively programmed to admire, and though I do admire them, the plebeian obsesses over them, classifies, identifies by them, as if they are at all the truly important trait of the body that defines the beauty of the female form in all its glory, as yours so exemplifies, reifies, as were it indeed a Platonic form, for it is just so, perfect, splendid, magnificent, and even then, even as such is true, your body pales, is struck mad with envy at the truly god-tier marvel that is you, your mind, your personality, your being.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 08:46:35 2015 No.7100855 >>7094340 I'd love you, but love is too mainstream to describe what I feel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 09:02:49 2015 No.7100893 >>7094340 >Character A: [ad-lib] >Character B: I never knew!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 09:10:21 2015 No.7100905 >Listen to me, babe. I can't focus, I have no grasp of time or reality, I start shaking whenever I'm around you and I can't stop thinking about you. If that isn't love, my dear, I don't know what is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 14:35:06 2015 No.7102018 I feel like I'm going to love you forever, but for the love of God never you think I'm gonna love you forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:18:50 2015 No.7103562 Winona, you stole my heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:41:24 2015 No.7103638 "I want a divorce"

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 23:29:05 2015 No.7104227 I want to fuck your whorish ass you stinky fat fuckbox, I want to stick you like a pig and make you squeal, oink oink. -Jim

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 23:33:14 2015 No.7104233 >>7094340 "Mommy, I did some bad things. I know that. I'm sorry for spilling the soda on the carpet. Please forgive me. I love you mommy. Please. I'm sorry. I love you more than I love my Mario games."

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 00:15:34 2015 No.7104345 >>7094340 "Those potato chips you're eating, they're my favorite," Any American Romance

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 05:15:06 2015 No.7105122 >>7098793 Audibly chuckled

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 12:34:31 2015 No.7106002 >>7094824 that's sweet

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 15:44:52 2015 No.7106524 >>7099991 oy vey i wish

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:13:22 2015 No.7106614 >>7094340 It's opposite day and I hate you

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 16:14:06 2015 No.7106618 >>7106614 paradox/0

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