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Hey /lit/, I'm writing a 500-word statement for my master's application, but I cannot get through the first sentence. Please help me with the most kick-ass opening sentence for an application essay. In exchange I offer you this Pepe.

>> No.7085257

>>7085253
A blank page is as scary as a clear sky is.

>> No.7085258

>>7085253
Greetings, liberal Jewish academics.

>> No.7085260

Heh, you call that a pepe? You're gonna have to do better than that, kid.

>> No.7085270
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>>7085253
You call this rare ? I'll show you rare

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>>7085260
this is a very rare pepe,dont show it to anyone else

>> No.7085285

"Harvard once asked applicants to state the bravest thing they ever did in the form of an essay. A single student merely wrote, "this" and turned it in, garnering him acceptance for originality and courage. I am neither original, nor courageous. Oh god please accept me I don't want to be a wage slave forever."

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>>7085260
>>7085270
Come on guys, I really don't know what constitutes a rare Pepe, tbh.

>> No.7085396

>>7085285

kek