Nebuchadnezzar, the King of the Jews, Sold his wife for a pair of shoes. When the shoes began to wear, Nebuchadnezzar began to swear; When the shoes got worse and worse, Nebuchadnezzar began to curse; When the shoes were quite worn out, Nebuchadnezzar began to shout.

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Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:34:38 2015 No.7074610 [Reply] [Original]

Nebuchadnezzar, the King of the Jews,
Sold his wife for a pair of shoes.
When the shoes began to wear,
Nebuchadnezzar began to swear;
When the shoes got worse and worse,
Nebuchadnezzar began to curse;
When the shoes were quite worn out,
Nebuchadnezzar began to shout.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 09:51:38 2015 No.7074652 Hitler, sick with life, Bought himself a pretty wife. When the wife began to smuggle, Hitler began to struggle; When the wife took all his gold, Hitler began getting bold; When the wife lost her ass, Hitler began to gass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:09:24 2015 No.7074694 File: 8 KB, 205x246, 1421307846634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nebuchadnezzar Nebu 'Chad' Nezzar >chad

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 5 10:12:36 2015 No.7074698 >>7074652 >gass

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