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I'm normally not afraid of being a pleb, but the cover warned me off of this at the bookstore today. It is like they went out of their way to make it awful. There are thousands of public domain images of paintings, why use a terrible shoop?

>> No.7033076

I thought /lit/ was just bullshitting about these covers until I went into a low price book shop and saw a whole rack of them. They look awful but it is really cheap.

>> No.7033095
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>>7033076
You can't make this up.

>> No.7033121

>>7033095

Jesus Christ...

>> No.7033153
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>>7033060
>There are thousands of public domain images of paintings, why use a terrible shoop?

Their old covers all have nice enough paintings on them. No fucking clue why they'd want to change that formula. Even completely blank covers would look better than these photoshop abominations.

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>> No.7033168

>>7033121
Jesus would make decent paperback covers.

>> No.7033486
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Awfulness level cranked up

>> No.7033500

>>7033486
"oops xD"

>>7033161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbgpZw28E0

>> No.7033505

>>7033486
I can only imagine this was designed by a disgruntled employee on his last day

>Yeah, let's see you publish THIS!

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>> No.7033585

>>7033509
I applaud your ingenuity sir.

>> No.7033591

>>7033486
left the stove on.jpg

>> No.7033611
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7033611

Some of them are quite nice like this one.

But yeah, pretty much any non-English book written before 1900 has a terrible cover.

>> No.7033629

You boys ain't seen shit
Someone post that godawful red version of Une Saison en Enfer

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>> No.7033652

Why do most of them have little bits of the picture coming out of the square frame? Like the axe in crime and punishment etc. Is this to make the covers look more 3D or higher production value or something? By Jove it looks bad

>> No.7033657
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their covers for children's books are cute tho

>> No.7033679

I can't tell if these covers are a joke or not. I at least hope the infinite Jest one is.

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Do you remember love

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>> No.7033685

>>7033076
Do you live in Toronto? The BMV has a shit load of them right on one of the main tables. Who approved these?

>> No.7033730

>>7033684
I just finished organizing a maintenance shed. This made my day.

>> No.7033742

>>7033679
I WISH that one was real...

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>>7033060
> request a copy of Moby Dick when people ask me what I wanted for my birthday
> get Wordsworth's Moby Dick

You can't make this shit up

>> No.7033819

>>7033806
The guy at the back of the boat is mocking you.

>> No.7033915

>>7033806

holy fuck this one is bad

>> No.7034618

>>7033060
>mfw I thought these were part of some game where /lit/ attempts to recreate famous covers using public domain images

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>>7033611
The Ulysses Wordsworth Classic cover isn't bad either.

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>> No.7034664

>>7034618
you give us to much credit, lad.

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>> No.7034780

>>7034775

Derp, forgot to write the post. I bought this, was hoping for a funny cover, kind of disappointed tbh fam

>> No.7034803
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>>7034658
there was someone here a while ago who ordered wordsworth's ulysses because he thought the same thing, but he received pic related

>> No.7034837

>>7034803
Damn. I'm glad that isn't the copy I own. I'd be embarrassed.

Is this poorly photoshopped stock footage cover a new trend of theirs? I bought my copy of Ulysses a year ago and it looks like the one I posted.

>> No.7034847

>>7034775
>Woodsworth
>Fine books

AHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>> No.7035078

>>7034803

dammit, how do you know which copy you're gonna get?