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Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:07:03 2015 No.7016854 [Reply] [Original]

>professor writes "Alright, Ignatius" on top of my essay paper and crowns it a C for having a different opinion

What the fuck do I do now? Should I post it here, so you can all conclude that the writing is not arrogant?

>>	-_0 Sat Aug 22 19:07:34 2015 No.7016856 call him a mustard tiger

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:10:43 2015 No.7016872 >>7016856 this is the only option OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:11:19 2015 No.7016877 >>7016856 >>7016872 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:12:28 2015 No.7016883 Start hiding hotdogs in his things.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:13:08 2015 No.7016884 >>professor writes "Alright >professor >writes >Alright

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:13:55 2015 No.7016889 >>7016854 Send him an exact copy of the note Ignatius sent to his professor. That'll show him

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:15:48 2015 No.7016896 call him a mongoloid

>>	OP Sat Aug 22 19:16:06 2015 No.7016897 >>7016884 Some professors in America use whatever vernacular is currently hip to better communicate with their students.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:16:42 2015 No.7016901 >>7016884 standards have sunk pretty low in american schools Most of the professors aren't even professors at my school

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:17:10 2015 No.7016904 >>7016897 they communicate in grunts?

>>	OP Sat Aug 22 19:18:20 2015 No.7016908 >>7016884 >>7016904 This is not Oxford!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:20:07 2015 No.7016916 >>7016908 kok

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:20:23 2015 No.7016918 sounds like you got clowned good job prof

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:20:35 2015 No.7016920 File: 42 KB, 504x366, mongoloid-yellow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7016896 perform a cover of Devo's mongoloid for him

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:22:24 2015 No.7016926 File: 7 KB, 205x246, 1432769307730.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >get paper back >pictures of neckbeards tipping fedoras are pasted next to certain passages

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:22:45 2015 No.7016930 >>7016884 >professor uses a real word >/lit/ gets angry

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:23:12 2015 No.7016932 >>7016920 HAPPIER THAN YOU AND ME

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:28:12 2015 No.7016956 >>7016854 Wow. OP's pic is one of the gayest images I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:29:25 2015 No.7016961 File: 23 KB, 310x464, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7016956

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:30:33 2015 No.7016966 >>7016956 Did you think he is imagining putting his penis through the noose, which symbolizes a male anus? If so, consider that you may be projecting.

Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:33:01 2015 No.7016972
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>essay deadline is tomorrow
>feverishly spend all day and half night typing
>finally reach sufficient length
>rereading
>it's absolute trash, didn't even tie in thesis, went on a rambling tangent, and so on
>have actual panic attack
>run and rub myself against my shag carpet to calm myself down
>suddenly burst out in maniacal laughter as a realization hits me: I had dropped out of college years ago, what goddamn deadline am I writing for?
>calmly go back to the bottle, pass out, wake at midday in a sudden gasp of fright
My life's a mess tbh

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:36:29 2015 No.7016983 >>7016966 I considered it Im gay now

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:49:56 2015 No.7017033 >>7016926 >get paper back >professor actually folded it into an oragami fedora >gets me to stand in front of the whole class wearing it while they all throw books at me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:51:08 2015 No.7017041 >>7017033 I know you're joking but a similar thing actually happened to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:51:54 2015 No.7017047 >>7016884 What's the problem here?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:52:00 2015 No.7017048 >>7017041 you should greentext it then

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:52:51 2015 No.7017049 >>7017041 story pls

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:52:55 2015 No.7017050 >>7016972 >my shag carpet It's all over for you bb

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:54:50 2015 No.7017057 File: 31 KB, 456x320, just.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >professor rights "shitty prose fam" at the top of my paper

Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:57:21 2015 No.7017072

>>7017048
>>7017049
>professor calls me up in front of the class and dismisses my thesis are laughable and bigoted
>kids start booing me
>girls crumple up pieces of paper and pelt me as I start crying and walking towards to door
>the next day in class someone throws a fedora at me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 19:58:48 2015 No.7017076 >>7017072 >Things that never happened

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 20:00:32 2015 No.7017085 >>7017057 >last paper >professor writes that it was the best one she had ever read and to drop her a line once I find my dream job would post it but you could find me easily >>7017072 yeah but that never happened it's not even remotely believable

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 22 20:14:03 2015 No.7017137 File: 124 KB, 950x534, reading rainbow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be mathfag >no papers ever >always get credit for correct proofs on exams >mfw

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