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Is there a Literary figure who could go toe to toe with John Cena?

>> No.7001471
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Any one of these motherfuckers

>> No.7001493
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>> No.7001498

Stone Cold Steve Austin oohhhh heeelllll yeaaaaaah

>> No.7001511

Julius Caesar

>> No.7001532

Samson you dolt

Or even Hector would crush hom easily too

>> No.7001538

>>7001450
Mishima would literally rek that faget's boipvssi.

>> No.7001548

>>7001450
Marcus Aurelius

>> No.7001552

There have been a lot of soldier authors. Men who have actually fought for their lives and killed others.

>> No.7001562

OP, because he can and usually does lick any man in the room

>> No.7001573

No.

>> No.7001612
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Mishima

>> No.7001656

James Joyce with Hemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmingway familiar. Hemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmingway holds Cena down while Joyce drunkenly reads excerpts of Finnegans Wake to him until he begs for mercy, unable to comprehend the cosmic significance of the words (if they may even be called as such). Then Hemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmingway tells him to stop reading for the prose, and he is broken.

>> No.7001683

>>7001656
Wish I could downvote posts on 4chan

>> No.7001684

>>7001656
Hemmmmmmmmmmmingway doesn't have that many m's dude

>> No.7001691

>>7001656
>implying Hemmingway and Cena don't just fuck while Joyce goes off being a schizo retard

>> No.7001749

The broad one. He was a real wrestler.

>> No.7001750

>>7001684

No, it has exactly that many ems. The 29 ems symbolize the 29 facets of Issy, and Hemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmingway, in spite of his overcompensatory attempt to appear masculine, is in fact an Issy-type - a seductress, temptation given flesh, as 'twere.

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Cena? A favorite between the ages of 8 and 14, but no longer. Dislike him. Second-rate, ephemeral, puffed-up. A nonentity, means absolutely nothing to me. Awful.

>> No.7001795

>>7001777
lol he's so homoerotic

>> No.7001858

>>7001538
>>7001612
Dude is like 5 feet tall he can't see Cena

>> No.7001894

>>7001858
Cena wont see the katana either.
>Unsheathes

>> No.7001909

>>7001612
I think we all know what would happen. "fuck youu"

>> No.7002071

>>7001858
he can see his ass and that's all that's needed

>> No.7002073

>>7001909
>Fuck you, leatherman
tfw you will never see John Cena and Mishima settle it out in the ring

>> No.7002172

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT AT WWE SUPER SUPER SLAM SLAM

>> No.7002188

>>7001792
>Nonentity

It's only because you can't see him, you fruity hack.

>> No.7002212

>>7002172
YABADOOOO

BAH BADAH BAAAAAAAAAAAH

BAH BADAH BAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.7002513

>>7001858
No one can. That's why Cena warns all his opponents in his theme song

>> No.7002521

>>7002212
pleb detected
>brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrBRBRBR
>AMADOUUUUUU