/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.7000160]

>tfw you're sorted into Hufflepuff

[Anonymous No.7000166]

>>7000160
I didn't read Harry Potter. Maybe I wouldn't have grown up to be a brain damaged drug addict NEET if I read that shit like all the other kids.

[Anonymous No.7000170]

>>7000166
at least you're not a normalfag

[Anonymous No.7000178]

>>7000166
Harry Potter really was one of the highlights of my youth. Felt so good being immersed in a non-muggle world. I'm still forced to distract myself from the realization that I will never attend Hogwarts, because it's too painful.

[Anonymous No.7000182]

Tfw your test says you're most compatible with Abnegation, but your heart is with Dauntless.

[Anonymous No.7000197]

>tfw you spend the night of the Yule Ball posting on Wizardchan instead of dancing with qts

[Anonymous No.7000201]

>tfw sorted into slytherin

2 edgy

[Anonymous No.7000235]

tfw i unironically think i'd be in ravenclaw

[Anonymous No.7000241]

>>7000160

An italian qt made me do the test

I'm Slytherin masterrace.

[Anonymous No.7000242]

ITT: personality quizzes

>>7000235
http://www.gotoquiz.com/pottermore_sorting_quiz_all_possible_question

check if you are. :')

[Anonymous No.7000244]

>tfw slytherin

dropped the series after the first book

[Anonymous No.7000261]

>>7000242
Ravenclaw masterrace reporting in.
I've never read Harry Potter

[Anonymous No.7000267]

>you will never attend a cozy, secluded boarding school in an old castle
>you will never be friendly with an awkward, humorous dude and a cute, intelligent girl
>you will never go on adventures through the castle
>you will never drink honeymead
>you will never attend the Yule Ball
>you will never go for walks around the lake with your qt wizard gf
>you will never ride your broomstick with your qt gf sitting behind you
>you will never go shopping on Diagon Alley
>you will never eat chocolate jumping frogs
>you will never attend a feast in the great hall

[Anonymous No.7000277]

>>7000244
Is that image the structure of Finnegans Wake? Because now I feel like reading past the first ten pages.

[Anonymous No.7000280]

>>7000277
>>7000277
It's random rambling, there's no structure.

[Anonymous No.7000284]

>>7000280
That image or FW?

[Anonymous No.7000285]

>>7000160
Ravenclaw > Slytherin > Gryffindor >>>>>>> muggles > squibs > Hufflepuff

[Anonymous No.7000288]

>>7000242
>tfw ravenclaw
noice

[Anonymous No.7000298]

>The brave and the bold go to Gryffindor
>The cunning and the ambitious go to Slytherin
>The intelligent and studious go to Ravenclaw
>Everyone else goes to Hufflepuff

[Anonymous No.7000305]

>>7000298
Hufflepuff are gentle and are good with animals.

[Anonymous No.7000307]

>>7000305
also they live by the kitchens.

[Anonymous No.7000309]

>girlfriend moves in with me
>go on vacation for two weeks
>come back to find the apartment redecorated with hufflepuff shit everywhere
>mfw

[Anonymous No.7000311]

>implying Hufflepuff isn't the comfiest of houses

[Anonymous No.7000314]

>>7000309
c-cute..

[Anonymous No.7000320]

>>7000160
>not wanting to be in the stoner house
Look, they're literally named "Huff le puff," and run by the school's herbology teacher.

[Anonymous No.7000323]

>>7000309
>you will never roleplay as Hogwarts students

Feelsbad

[Anonymous No.7000330]

>>7000320
mind=blown

[Anonymous No.7000337]

>>7000298
>Gryffindor mascot is a lion
>Slytherin mascot is a snake
>Ravenclaw mascot is an eagle
>Hufflepuff mascot is a badger

[Anonymous No.7000339]

>>7000337
Honey badgers are deadly mate

[Anonymous No.7000342]

>>7000277
It was drawn by László Moholy-Nagy. Finnegans Wake was one of his favorite books.

[Anonymous No.7000387]

>>7000284
Ye.
Let me clarify, it's a ruse.

[Anonymous No.7000391]

Who /slytherin/ here?

[Anonymous No.7000402]

>>7000391
>tfw you're about to sit down and you yell GIVE ME THE SNAKE and your serpentine brothers applaud and hiss their tongues for you

[Anonymous No.7000465]

>>7000339
My girlfriend's cat smacked a honey badger and the vet bills were obscene.

[Anonymous No.7000524]

Jesus was a Hufflepuff m8

[Anonymous No.7000533]

>>7000242
>77% slytherin
>69% ravenclaw
what i expected tbh

[Anonymous No.7000534]

>>7000524
so was thomas merton tbh

[Anonymous No.7000561]

>>7000178
trauma like this is why white people dont have kids anymore

[Anonymous No.7000562]

>>7000242

>hufflepuff

fml (fuck my life) fam

[Anonymous No.7000562,1]

>cunning, ambition, determination

was there ever a slytherin in harry potter that really displayed these traits? Haven't read the books for like 5 years but idk, all the slytherins i remember were just nasty. i should probably ask this on tumblr tho, they'd know better.

[Anonymous No.7000639]

>>7000402
>tfw your serpentine brothers let their serpents savagely slither into your slick hole

All of Slytherin can bust a train on this soft ass

[Anonymous No.7000657]

>>7000562
>fml (fuck my life)

wow, you really are a redditpuff

[Anonymous No.7000676]

>>7000242
>Ravenclaw and not Gryffindor because i have common sense

[Anonymous No.7000693]

>>7000242
>80% Slytherin

fine by me tbh fam8s

[Anonymous No.7000703]

Ravenclaw are STEM autists blindly absorbing information

Slytherin is /pol/

Hufflepuff is reddit

Gryffindor is normies REEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw 79% ravenclaw

[Anonymous No.7000714]

>>7000703
Gryffindor isn't normies. Neville, Ron, Harry... It's autist central.

Hufflepuff is Reddit and weaboos

Ravenclaw is STEMtards and dudebros

Slytherin is fratboys, Nietzsche fanboys and people who "related" to the movie American Psycho

Gryffindor is for the pure of heart, the sensitive autistic robots

[Anonymous No.7000723]

>>7000197
Lmao

[Anonymous No.7000751]

>>7000242
>88% Gryffindor
>79% Ravenclaw


so close.

[Anonymous No.7000761]

>>7000242

Is ravenclaw good?

[Anonymous No.7000767]

>>7000242
76% Ravenclaw
68% Gryffindor

If I got put into Ravenclaw along with everyone on /lit/, I would blow my brains out onto the hall floor. I can't even imagine.

[Anonymous No.7000769]

>>7000267
>you will never cuck your best-friend

[Anonymous No.7000770]

>>7000761
It's for asspies and normie STEMfags

[Anonymous No.7000774]

>>7000769
Go back to /s4s/

You're not funny and you're shitting up the board

[Anonymous No.7000778]

>>7000242
Your Result: RAVENCLAW

74%

Congratulations! You have been sorted into Ravenclaw, the house of intelligence, curiosity, individualism, and wit. You are amongst other Ravenclaws, such as: Cho Chang, and Luna Lovegood.

43%
HUFFLEPUFF!

22%
SLYTHERIN!

18%
GRYFFINDOR!

[Anonymous No.7000791]

Your Result: SLYTHERIN!

86% Congratulations! You have been sorted into Slytherin, the house of ambition, determination, and cunning. You are amongst other Slytherins such as: Snape, Draco, and MERLIN.
76% RAVENCLAW
64% GRYFFINDOR!
18% HUFFLEPUFF!

well that explains all the merlin stuff

[Anonymous No.7000793]

Literally on the floor LAUGHING at all the normies in this thread getting sorted to Ravenclaw. I can't WAIT to beat you the f**k out in Qudditch this year.

[Anonymous No.7000803]

>>7000761
You're in the house with fine ass babes and you're smart AF.

It's the only house worth being in

Ravenclaw:
>hey guys what should we do tonight
>uh im going to read Merlin by the fireplace and then go fuck some intelligent babes like Cho Chang or Luna Lovegood

Slytherin:
>hey guys what should we do tonight
>uh idk, we're all so goddamn ugly we shouldn't leave our rooms or try with girls. Let's just fuck

Gryffindor:
>hey guys what should we do tonight
>go to bed. I need my strength *everyone masturbates under the covers and tries to be quiet about it*

Hufflepuff:
>hey guys what should we do tonight
>entire room smells like shit because so many pets
>snot rags everywhere
>the clattering of the kitchen is constant
>employees smoking cigarettes right outside and the smoke drifts into your house
>Dumbledore pisses on your door when he sleepwalks
>cots are full of bedbugs and everyone wears rags
>nobody knows who you are
>nobody responds

[Anonymous No.7000805]

who gryffindor here?

[Anonymous No.7000807]

>mfw the house i get sent to i still get a low compatibility percentage
>loner

[Anonymous No.7000808]

>>7000803
Merlin is Slytherin, retard. Stopped reading your post before halfway.

[Anonymous No.7000810]

>>7000242
72% Hufflepuff
70% Ravenclaw
70% Gryffindor
20% Slytherin

I don't even know what that means

[Anonymous No.7000811]

>>7000808
HES REQUIRED READING FOR ALL HOUSES

[Anonymous No.7000816]

>>7000805
I'm Gryffindor. Have you been told which room you'll be occupying yet? I received my letter of acceptance but still waiting on accommodation stuff. I hope I live in a mixed dorm.

[Anonymous No.7000824]

>>7000816
Oh it'll be mixed alright.

A nice mixture of autists and gaybois

[Anonymous No.7000831]

Daily reminder that Ginny is best girl

[Anonymous No.7000832]

>>7000242
88% Gryffindor
72% Ravenclaw
40% Hufflepuff
12%Slytherin

Feels good

[Anonymous No.7000835]

>>7000242
>all these autists that think they're cool for choosing Ravenclaw answers
Hearty kek

[Anonymous No.7000837]

>>7000714
>Ravenclaw
>dudebro

How do you figure?

[Anonymous No.7000845]

>>7000774
oh no i was shit-posting, in a shit posting thread, how could i make such a fatal mistake

[Anonymous No.7000852]

>>7000703
STEM students are more useful to the world than you tho

Ain't no reason to hate on people with more knowledge than you.

[Anonymous No.7000855]

>>7000837
>"Hey bro why you looking at my girl? Huh, nerd? I can't hear you kid, speak you before I knock you out"

Disgusting, well-adjusted, practical-minded plebeians.

[Anonymous No.7000857]

>>7000852
>being able to do complex math
>more knowledge

Kid you have no idea

[Anonymous No.7000858]

>>7000855
So smart normies?

[Anonymous No.7000860]

>>7000835
>Congratulations! You have been sorted into Ravenclaw, the house of intelligence, curiosity, individualism, and wit. You are amongst other Ravenclaws, such as: Cho Chang, and Luna Lovegood.
>the house of intelligence, curiosity, individualism, and wit
>intelligence
>curiosity
>individualism
>wit

I am cool :^)

[Anonymous No.7000863]

>>7000860
Nope you're just a normie chad

I recommend facebook

[Anonymous No.7000868]

>>7000770
>calling me a STEMfag
>thinks this is an insult

>>7000803
I'm okay with Ravenclaw, sounds good.

[Anonymous No.7000869]

Hufflepuff reporting in. Never read Harry Potter but it sounds like the most comfy house.

Ravenclaw sounds like annoying STEMfags, Gryffindor sounds like Normie Central, and Slytherin sounds like pompous kikes.

[Anonymous No.7000872]

>>7000863
I'm quite anti-social until four weeks ago when I started talking to people again, I couldn't take my eyes off of them. I was just trying to observe them instead of talking and then when they wanted me to talk I sounded incoherent as fuck.
Extended isolation really fucks your social abilities up. Dang.
And fuck facebook and allt hat shit.

[Anonymous No.7000882]

is ravenclaw good?

[Anonymous No.7000886]

>>7000242
88% Slytherin
67% Ravenclaw
31% Gryffindor
26% Hufflepuf

Feels evil man.

[Anonymous No.7000887]

>>7000869
Gryffindor is NOT normie. Stop saying this. Most of us are virtuous intelligent and empathetic outsiders who are too sensitive for the muggle world and too principled to suffer a world where Dark Magic is a constant thread.

[Anonymous No.7000899]

Being intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour, I would be sorted into Slytherin.

[Anonymous No.7000902]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD

WHEN DID PLEB THRASH BECOME ACCEPTABLE ON /LIT/
GET OUT OF MY BOARD!


GET OUT OF MY BOARD !

[Anonymous No.7000903]

Someone should compare the Houses to MBTI Types

[Anonymous No.7000913]

>>7000899
Posted it again, huh? I hope you wake up as a bug someday.

[Anonymous No.7000915]

>>7000902
People who are intensely hostile towards Harry Potter either haven't read it or were too autistic to appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.7000916]

>>7000887
Gryffindor is the house for kids who wish they got picked first for teams. It's incurably normie.

[Anonymous No.7000924]

Will this conclude the "The Dagger & The Coin" series?

Because I've finished the fourth book and I don't want this shit to end ;_;
One of the most fleshed our series I've read so far. I also like the fact that the author doesn't use POVs as inflationary as others do, you basically end up with about 3 or 4 POVs per book (depending on who dies or travels with whom).

It's also so far the only book whose introduction ended with giving me the awesome chills, especially when it all comes full circle over the course of the series.


>tfw no more intrigues and assassinations
>tfw no more medieval dictator spilling spaghetti everywhere
>tfw no more spider priests and lie detection
>tfw no more qt3.14 banker girls
>tfw no more mercenary action, dead thugs and adventuring throug the jungle


My only qualm with the series is how zig-zag it looks in a bookshelf...

[Anonymous No.7000927]

>>7000902
harry potter used to be super popular here five years ago

[Anonymous No.7000931]

>>7000916
Ron never wished that.
Harry never wished that.
Neville never wished that.

You need to stop.

[Anonymous No.7000937]

>>7000242
>76% Slytherin
>74% Ravenclaw

I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.7000938]

>>7000924

oh fuck, wrong thread.

sorry

[Anonymous No.7000939]

Hello guys, sorry for my bad english here

I am student at Durmstrang Institute but I will spend this year exchange at Hogwarts. What can I expect from my year? What kind of things do you do for fun here?

Thank you

[Anonymous No.7000947]

>>7000931
Harry LITERALLY whispered 'Not Slytherin' because he knew he was going there, and he knew he was too normie for Hufflepuff and too stupid for Ravenclaw so he figured, aw shit, it's Slytherin or normie central, I better shoot for normie central.

N O R M I E

[Anonymous No.7000950]

>>7000939

Mostly cock swinging and old people

[Anonymous No.7000952]

>>7000931
It's a house for all the beta faggots and you know it. No ambition, no drive, just highly principled ideology. Zizek would have a field day in there. Ron and Harry are just normal beta boys. Full of anti-intellectual conformists. The smart girl is nothing but a book worm, she doesn't have any indications of intellectual capacity beyond applying textbook dictation.

[Anonymous No.7000960]

>>7000952
But "beta faggots" aren't normie. Where the heck is your logic dude?

>muh ambition
>m-muh "drive"

Back to Ravenclaw Tower

[Anonymous No.7000969]

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.7000976]

>>7000903
Gryffindor: ENFP, ENFJ, ISFJ
Ravenclaw: INTP, INFJ, ISTP
Slytherin: INTJ, ENTJ, ESTP, ESTJ
Hufflepuff: ENTP, ISTJ, ISFJ, INFP, ESFJ, ESFP, ISFP

[Anonymous No.7000980]

>>7000927
>five years ago

[Anonymous No.7000987]

>>7000969
You seem like a Slytherin type guy

Pic related. You're the guy in the middle and the guy on the left is the lurker who snickers at your post.

[Anonymous No.7000989]

What an asinine sorting system. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff made the most sense, Slytherine is a stretch but ambition and ruthless cunning could have an academic approach. Admitting students on the basis of bravery is pretty stupid though.

[Anonymous No.7000994]

>>7000989
Coward detected

[Anonymous No.7001021]

>>7000994
I suppose with the amount of bullshit that invariably ends up happening in the school it would be helpful for a fourth of the population to not be afraid to fuck shit up.

[Anonymous No.7001045]

>>7001021
Ravenclaw here. I can confirm that i would cast spells from a safe distance and would not put myself in any real danger

[Anonymous No.7001072]

Uhh people are saying ravenclaw is for STEM are wrong because I'm fucking autistic when it comes to STEM.
>>7000976
Why is this accurate? ISTP here.

[Anonymous No.7001088]

>>7000947
Even the Sorting Hat knew Harry was not fit for normie central.
Too bad he allowed prejudice to influence him.

Harry would have made an excellent dark Lord.

[Anonymous No.7001100]

>>7001088
But not wanting to be in Slytherin is so fucking normie

[Anonymous No.7001102]

Fancy a pint of Butterbeer down at the Three Broomsticks later lads?

[Anonymous No.7001104]

>Harry Potter threads are now well received on /lit/
We only get worse.

[Anonymous No.7001112]

>>7001104
Chill nigga, filter and move on if you don't find it fun

[Anonymous No.7001113]

>>7001104
>blerrghjhg I've been here for two months n lit is dying!1!1!22

We used to have fun here before you pseudos came in with your "PLZ can we talk about Finnegans wake despite me never having read him"

You are the cancer

[Anonymous No.7001118]

>>7000242
Slytherin 4 life

[Anonymous No.7001123]

>>7000989
I'll tell you a "secret" that Rowling puts right in front of your face like you're a fucking moron: the values of each house are irrelevant for which house you get into, you can choose whatever house you want.

[Anonymous No.7001131]

>>7000987
>Slytherin represents ambition and cunning
>Crabb and Goyle are utterly retarded followers who don't manage to produce an individual thought throughout the entire series and never speak until the last chapter of the last book despite being named in the 1st.

[Anonymous No.7001136]

>>7000976
Hu, weird, I always thought myself as a Ravenclaw but both you and the website say Slytherin.

Well, I like the symbol of the snake.

[Anonymous No.7001137]

>>7001123
>I w-wanted to be in Hufflepuff

Sure thing kiddo

[Anonymous No.7001139]

>>7001136
The hufflepuff/slytherin combo is weird.

[Anonymous No.7001140]

>>7001112
Fuck off, retard, fun is something intellectually stimulating, not something so vapid.
>>7001113
Nice projection, asswipe.

[Anonymous No.7001142]

>>7000242
I don't know what house I'd choose tbh.

Slytherin is the best fit, but I don't want to surround myself with weirdos. Either Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, but I can't choose whether to go with the normalfags or the autists.

>>7000285
>implying squibs aren't just muggles

[Anonymous No.7001147]

>>7001112
>>7001113
>not opening the spoiler
>being this retarded

[Anonymous No.7001151]

>>7001142
Why... Doesn't Ravenclaw have an exclamation point? Does the quiz just know that those sorted into Ravenclaw will be mildly amused?

[Anonymous No.7001154]

>>7001137
The whole 'divide the houses by character traits' probably made more sense in the middle ages tbh. it's probably all just empty ceremony now

On a side note, the fact that Rowling associates ruthlessness and machiavellianism with fascism is lulzy.

[Anonymous No.7001159]

>>7001123
Ok fine but Quidditch is still stupidly unbalanced.

[Anonymous No.7001162]

>>7001154
Go back to the Nietzsche forums edgelord

[Anonymous No.7001165]

>>7001162
That sounds like quite the place

[AZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA No.7001177]

>>7001165
probably 1880 times better than Marx forums
I can only imagine what kind of people post on Marx forums

[Anonymous No.7001179]

>>7001177
the same ones that post here

[Anonymous No.7001184]

>>7001162
>implying I like Nietzsche
neetzchfags are the fucking worst

But no really, its frankly laughable that all the perceived evils of today's liberal society (ambition, ruthlessness, subversiveness, cunning) are just meshed together with the ideological principles of Nazism (aristocratic elitism, racialism, totalitarian will, etc) even when the actual existing fascist movement tends to produce more edgelord useful idiots then it does actual Machiavellians.

>>7001177
http://redmarx.freeforums.org/
Check it for yourself

[Anonymous No.7001189]

>>7001184
>frankly laughable

Stopped reading there

[AZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA No.7001194]

>>7001184
The only perceived (and actual) evil of today's liberal society is ignorance

[Anonymous No.7001199]

>>7001184
This is a friendly thread about wizards

[Anonymous No.7001206]

>>7001189
I already said 'lulzy', and I'm not feeling actually looking up in a thesaurus or some shit to change some iffy phraseology on a fucking imageboard for Tibetan sand-painting.

>>7001194
so says the namefag shitposter
>political idealism
the 1800s is over m8

[Anonymous No.7001207]

>you will never experience this

[AZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA No.7001213]

>>7001206
>muh faggot rights
>plz obamba send me moe money

[Anonymous No.7001214]

>>7001207
Not a big deal.
I've experienced better in real life.

[Anonymous No.7001221]

>>7001214
Sure you have

[Anonymous No.7001228]

>>7000561
how could we have kids how could we bring them into this world

[Anonymous No.7001252]

>>7001213
>I'm a liberal and the only real evil liberalism sees is ignorance
>I'm going to base my whole argument on a caricatured vision of liberalism which I assume you uphold

[Anonymous No.7001282]

>>7001213
>>7001252
This is a friendly thread about wizards

[Anonymous No.7001288]

>>7001207
good

imagine the anxiety

[Anonymous No.7001300]

[Anonymous No.7001316]

>>7001199
Fuck off, this thread is starting to turn into something of substance[1].

[1] Compared to what it is currently.

[Anonymous No.7001321]

>>7001282
See >>7001316

[Anonymous No.7001332]

>you will never be Emma Watson

[Anonymous No.7001333]

>>7000320
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.7001338]

>>7001332
I will be Emma Watson

[Anonymous No.7001376]

>>7000320
Did the books ever tell how to get into the Hufflepuff common room?

I'd put forward lighting a joint in a statues mouth.

[Anonymous No.7001410]

>>7000339
>>7000465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

[Anonymous No.7001473]

>>7000242
82% Slytherin
43% Ravenclaw
20% Hufflepuff
19% Gryffindor

I'm a conniving motherfucker apparently.

[Anonymous No.7001487]

if you have an opinion on which harry potter club you'd like to be in, then you are a pleb

[Anonymous No.7001490]

>>7001473
you remind me of those girls who proudly consider themselves "bitches" because they don't take no shit for no body!

[Anonymous No.7001496]

>>7001207
>tfw going to Oxford

[Anonymous No.7001536]

89 raven claw
32slytherin
28 gryffindor
12 hufflepuff

Meh

[Anonymous No.7001606]

>>7001487
Well that's just not true

[Anonymous No.7001626]

>>7001496
i-is it really like that? what's it like being in a castle?

[Anonymous No.7001742]

>>7000242
>68% Skytherin
>64% Hufflepuff

fuck me

[Anonymous No.7001775]

>>7001626
Yep, a few places in Oxford were used in HP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6ph9R-TS8
>>7001742
So you're another Crabbe or Goyle

[Anonymous No.7001844]

>>7000242
>82% Ravenclaw
>76% Gryffindor
>44% Slytherin
>40% Hufflepuff

Everything I could have hoped for

[Anonymous No.7001861]

>>7000831
>Ginny
>not Luna
m8

[Anonymous No.7001879]

>>7001496
It's like /lit/ but less self-aware

[Anonymous No.7001976]

>>7000242
86% Ravenclaw

:^)

[Anonymous No.7001984]

>>7001879
i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing

[Anonymous No.7001988]

>>7001496

Literally just for the Cambridge rejects.

[Anonymous No.7002002]

>>7001879
I visited a friend who studied at Oxford. While walking around the town I found a graffiti that read "I love history <3"

[Anonymous No.7002029]

>>7001606
But it is

[Anonymous No.7002030]

>>7000811

is he like the Hegel of the wizard world?

[Anonymous No.7002442]

>>7001988
I never had the chance to be rejected from Cambridge. Anyway, I know I only got in by merit of my entrance exam and interviews. My grades would be average at best for an applicant.. Cambridge might not have given me the chance.

[Anonymous No.7002579]

>>7000831
Ginny is probably one of the most uninteresting characters in all of arry porrer.

[Anonymous No.7002649]

>>7000323
You're kidding, right? HP probably has one of the biggest rp'ing movements out there. Plus, normies do it, so it's only kind of weird.

>>7000242
82 - RC
42 - GD
20 - HP
19 - S

Guess I'm a snooty-patooty goody-two-shoes.

[Anonymous No.7003457]

>>7000242

Got this one long ago.

Also, one year ago, I had two threads for this on /v/. There were almost no Hufflepuffs, so the test outside of Pottermore is unbalanced.

[Anonymous No.7003554]

>>7003457
4chan doesn't attract hufflepuffs

[Anonymous No.7003576]

84% hufflepuff. Feels party, man. The badger's name is actually bluto.

[Anonymous No.7003667]

>>7000242
>92% Slytherin
D E V E L I S H

[Anonymous No.7003704]

>>7000242
89% ravenclaw
50% slytherin

[Anonymous No.7003769]

>Your Result: SLYTHERIN! 82%

[Anonymous No.7003789]

>/lit/ is crawling with slytherins and ravenclaws
I'm not even surprised

[Anonymous No.7003796]

i scored like 60ish in all of them.
>tfw I wouldn't even fit into a house at Hogwarts

[Anonymous No.7003811]

DAILY REMINDER SLYTHERIN HAD FUCKING MERLIN

DAILY REMINDER GRFYNDOR LAWFAGS SHIT ON SLYTHERIN BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY WILL NEVER MATCH OUR AMBITION

[Anonymous No.7003814]

>>7000261
Also Ravenclaw masterrace
Also haven't read HP

[Anonymous No.7003822]

Admit it, you fags just want the title Dark Lord because it sounds cool as balls.

[Anonymous No.7003828]

>>7000160
I'm Hufflepuff too OP

[« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY No.7003871]

I AM "SLYTHERIN".


FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, VISIT:

http://ryzhknd.tumblr.com/psy

[Anonymous No.7003975]

>tfw when this is the best thread on /lit/ right now

>>7003822
>Dark Lord
I prefer Ubermensch thank you very much

[Anonymous No.7004561]

>>7001142
Being a squib is worse than being a muggle. Muggles are unaware wizards exist and live in the muggle world that has all the wonders of technology.

Squibs are pretty much the muggles of the wizard world. They live in the backwater pre-industrial society like all the other wizards, and yet they don't have the benefit of being able to use magic and constantly have to live with the fact that they're inferior to everyone else and a disappointment to their families.

[Anonymous No.7004948]

How can Merlin have been in Slytherin if Slytherin was founded thousand years ago, even though the story of King Arthur takes place much earlier?

[Anonymous No.7004993]

>>7000242
82% Ravenclaw.

That means I would have had a shot with Luna Lovegood :(

[Anonymous No.7005130]

>>7000242

>Gryffindor 76%
>Congratulations! You have been sorted into Gryffindor, the house of bravery and chivalry.
>Hufflepuff 60%
>Slytherin 58%
>Ravenclaw 48%

Aww shiet. Anyway, I'm pretty cool being in any, except Hufflepuff. Who the fuck would want to be in Hufflepuff?

[Anonymous No.7005162]

>>7000166
in retrospect the books are bad, but their youth books and comfy as fuck

[Anonymous No.7005222]

>>7000703
>>7000714
fucking bullshit
Slytherings are edgy retards or just assholes
Gryffindors are pretty cool but also cocky. for example a buff sports guy
Ravenclaws are intelligent STEM etc. people
Hufflepuffs are fair, nice and trustworthy people. the base of any civilization, literally the most important and best house

[Anonymous No.7005245]

>>7005222
>slytherings
i see you're using hufflepuff-tier spelling

[Anonymous No.7005254]

>>7005245
haha

[Anonymous No.7005289]

>>7001376
>The entrance to the common room is located "in a nook on the right hand side of the kitchen corridor", concealed behind a stack of barrels. In order to reveal the entrance, no password is required. Instead, one must tap the barrel two from the bottom, middle of the second row, in the rhythm of ‘Helga Hufflepuff’, which will make the lid swing open, exposing a passageway that will lead to the basement when crawled through. However, if the wrong lid is tapped or the wrong rhythm is used, the intruder will be doused in vinegar and barred access.

[Anonymous No.7005305]

>>7000767
>/lit/
>Ravenclaw

[Anonymous No.7005322]

Did anyone here read Harry Potter as a kid?

>tfw mum comes back with the new book from Tesco
>tfw sitting on the stairs all day without moving while reading
>tfw sitting on the toilet for hours reading

I doubt I'll ever be that immersed in a book again.Feels bad tbh

[Anonymous No.7005343]

>>7005322
>Did anyone here read Harry Potter as a kid?
No, you are probably the only one.

[Anonymous No.7005383]

>>7004561
>implying squibs aren't just muggles
>letting mudblood propaganda cuck your thinking

[Anonymous No.7005396]

What epic memes do you think wizards post on their wizardchan?
I bet they get angry at muggles all the time and tell them to get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.7005404]

>>7005396
I went to wizardchan once hoping to hang out with my fellow wizards but all I saw was depressed virgin nerds.

It's like I was in Ravenclaw all over again.

[Anonymous No.7005415]

>>7005404
Ravenclaw here, I've had sex with enough women to make up for the rest of the house being virgins

[Anonymous No.7005422]

>>7005404
Are you going to the Quidditch game this weekend?

Slytherin have a new seeker this year and he's supposed to be pretty GOAT. A couple of us are heading down to Hogsmeade afterwards if you wanna join.

[Anonymous No.7005443]

>>7000166
I never read them either.
Tbf I never read anythink
Why i'm on Lit?

[Anonymous No.7005445]

I am 200!

[Anonymous No.7006340]

>>7004948
Because JK Rowling realized she fucked up by not having a single likeable slytherin for Harry to befriend. Its a lazy retcon.

[Anonymous No.7007290]

Order of Phoenix best book
Philosopher's Stone worst book
Prisoner of Azkaban best movie
Goblet of Fire worst movie
>tfw no Sims-like Harry Potter video game

>>7000242
>81% Ravenclaw
>48% Slytherin
Yeah, thats pretty obvious.

[Anonymous No.7007994]

80% Gryffindor
80% Ravenclaw
56% Slytherin
28% Hufflepuff

It put me in Gryffindor despite the fact that I'm not suicidal and not a normie.

>>7000855
I always thought that was just how all Quidditch players are.

>>7001072
Ravenclaw is just for intelligent or curious people.

>>7001207
With my luck, I'd have some qt come sit by me and then end up spilling spaghetti everywhere.

[Anonymous No.7008071]

>>7001131
I would disagree. They showed ambition through the idea that sticking with Malfoy, the scion of an enormously wealthy and influential family would get them places in life. It didn't work out very well for them, but it was a good plan.

[Anonymous No.7008075]

>>7000242

88% Ravenclaw

[Anonymous No.7008143]

>>7000242
>76% Slytherin
WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE.

[Anonymous No.7008278]

>>7000182
who is this ugly cunt

[Anonymous No.7008519]

The Harry Potter houses really do map well to the groups at a high level prep school.

Slytherin - Rich kids from the Upper East Side and CT. They go on international vacations on every break, often together without their parents.

Gryffindor - Jocks. They're pretty cool, and generally nice to everyone, but definitely think they are better than everyone but Slytherin.

Ravenclaw - Asians and nerds.

Hufflepuff - Normies

[Anonymous No.7008526]

>>7001861
>Luna
>Not Cho Chang

Cho is clearly the /lit/ choice

[Anonymous No.7008565]

>>7000242

Ravenclaw. Huh, is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.7008925]

>>7000976
I'm a Slytherin, but I'm an ISTJ. Kickass.

[Anonymous No.7008939]

>>7008519
nah gryff is all fucking normies.

[Anonymous No.7008986]

>>7006340
The idea that Salazar Slytherin was a huge asshole was fucking asinine in the first place. He didn't want muggles in the school in 1000 A.D. When muggles regularly tried to set them in fire. This seems reasonable.

[Anonymous No.7009126]

>got based Ravenclaw
feels good man

[Anonymous No.7009142]

>>7008986
wow, this guy doesn't like the people who burn us, what a racist

[Anonymous No.7009144]

>>7009126
ravenclaw is all the cool with none of the responsibility

[Anonymous No.7009151]

>>7009142
Exactly. It's like a Hebrew school in the 1930s being called bigoted because they won't let the Hitler Youth attend.

[Anonymous No.7009161]

>>7000160
Rowling can't invent magic names for shit.

[Anonymous No.7009168]

>>7009161
>huff and puff
>huff le puff
Just another reason to dislike Rowling.

[Anonymous No.7009216]

>>7005322
No, I read harry potter as a 92 year old dying man.

[Anonymous No.7009222]

>>7009216
Bloom?

[Anonymous No.7009342]

>>7008986
>>7009142
Actually the wide witch burning trend appeared much later (like, centuries later). Slytherin was just a litteral edgelord.

[Anonymous No.7009609]

>>7009342
>implying JK Rowling would know this

[Anonymous No.7009712]

>>7009609
She's actually very intelligent and studied classics in uni. There are countless subtle references in the book to historic figures and events that are obscure to most people.

[Anonymous No.7009827]

>>7009712
>oh wow Agrippa was a wizard bravo so deep

[Anonymous No.7009851]

>tfw no muggle gf

[Anonymous No.7009904]

>>7001988
atleast here in the uk, you can only apply to one of cambridge and oxford, hence cambridge rejects cant go to oxford because they would have had to apply to oxford instead of cambridge.

[Anonymous No.7009918]

>>7005396
FLIBBENDOE :-DDDDD

[Anonymous No.7010185]

>>7000242
>Gryffindor 84%
>Ravenclaw 74%
>Slytherin 54%
>Puffs and Muffs 32%

FFS. Is it because I saved this stupid cure? Fuck Gryffindor tbh

[Anonymous No.7010186]

>>7000160
You can override the sort, right? I remember that being the case--you can just say "FUCK YOU HAT I WANT BITCHES AND MONEY IN SKULL & BONES HOUSE" and the hat just says "okay have a nice day."

If so, that says even worse things about Hufflepuffers.

[Anonymous No.7010240]

based slytherin

[Anonymous No.7010485]

Someone post that picture with the recommended reads before each book

[Anonymous No.7011047]

Daily reminder that Rowling's favorite house is Hufflepuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smu0RneksxI

[Anonymous No.7011206]

>>7011047

Hufflepuff master race reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.7011263]

>>7008526
Did Cho Chang have any real characterization aside from being Ms. Yellow Fever?

[Anonymous No.7011269]

>>7010186
The hat knows, man. If you want bitches and money and conspiracies, it will put you in Slytherin anyway.

[Anonymous No.7011341]

>>7000242
I'm special

[Anonymous No.7011423]

Holy fuck, I'm an INFJ and a STEM major, and I turned out Ravenclaw. Is that really a thing?

[Anonymous No.7011539]

Ravenclaw > Gryffindor = Hufflepuff > shit > Slytherin

[Anonymous No.7011706]

>>7011263
>Muh Cedric

That's really it.

[Anonymous No.7012789]

I have a hard time deciding whether I'm Gryffindor or Ravenclaw

[Anonymous No.7012805]

>>7009609
It's possible she would. The way references were handled in the book made me think of Rowling as something of a history-trivia fan (perhaps more than that).

It's not even that obscure.

[Anonymous No.7012856]

>>7011263
Cho Mama

[Anonymous No.7012862]

>the good house
>the evil house
>the smart house
>the dumb house

Does that about settle it?

[Anonymous No.7013336]

>>7012862
Hufflepuff just ends up being the 'other house' more than the 'dumb house'. They're supposed to all be outgoing and loyal and hardworking, but it just ended up being written as the place where characters who aren't brave, smart, or evil end up

[Anonymous No.7013356]

>>7012862
>>7013336
i thought hufflepuff were like the good-hearted ones. gryffindor i thought was courage, slytherin ambition, and ravenclaw intelligence

Haven't read these books in years though

[Anonymous No.7013613]

>>7000976
Ravenclaw ENTP.

Might need to rethink this typology system a bit

also:
>Harry potter
>MBTI
>Not on tumblr

[Anonymous No.7014081]

Slytherin is the home of racist edgelords. Their only defining characteristics are ambition, racial purity and amorality.

If you believe slytherin is better than hufflepuff reevaluate your priorities

[Anonymous No.7014334]

>>7014081
>better than hufflepuff
everything is better than hugglepuff m8

[Anonymous No.7014349]

>>7000976

[Anonymous No.7014378]

>>7000242
>Hufflepuff
I'm sure this is because of my nature-loving bias. In reality I'd be that asshole misanthrope who would sooner save a... bunch of whatever the fuck animals exist in the wizard world than save the life of a bunch of students.

[Anonymous No.7014393]

>>7014349
This image can fuck right off, phrenology is the patrician's choice of personality indicators.

[Anonymous No.7014407]

>>7000242

88% Ravenclaw INFJ

[Anonymous No.7014412]

>>7014349
autistic as fuck

just because someone takes an MBTI doesn't mean they think it's an objective empirical measure for determining their identity, it's usually just for fun to see what they get

[Anonymous No.7014422]

>>7000803
>>entire room smells like shit because so many pets
Sounds like heaven tbh.

[Anonymous No.7014424]

>>7014412
I bet you find horoscopes and palmistry "fun" as well, you untermensch.

[Anonymous No.7014425]

>>7014424
>not liking harmless fun
Do you have any friends?

[Anonymous No.7014427]

>>7014349
Friendly reminder that MBTI never considered itself a science :^)

INFJ masterrace

[Anonymous No.7014433]

>>7014427
So? It's bullshit either way.

[Anonymous No.7014436]

>>7014433
My point, dear autismo, is that it should be taken with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.7014442]

>>7014436
What kind of defense is that? You accept it's at least flawed. It should be disregarded entirely.

[Anonymous No.7014449]

>>7014442
I've accepted that it isn't a science and it should be taken as such, or are you one of those idiots that fell for the scientism bait?

[Anonymous No.7014453]

>>7014449
You clearly don't understand what scientism is. There are other valid ways of understanding the world. MBTI is simply not one of them. As I said, it's bullshit EITHER WAY (whether it pretends to be science or not).

[Anonymous No.7014458]

>>7014453
Yep, that's a scientist alright, stubborn to the very end.

[Anonymous No.7014481]

>>7014458
You still haven't explained why it should be taken seriously.

[Anonymous No.7014500]

I know that feel ;_;
>tfw you used to pretend to be Ravenclaw to look aloof and cool

[Anonymous No.7014514]

>>7014500
you sound like a hufflepuff

[Anonymous No.7014520]

>>7014514
fuckin hufflepuffs man

[Anonymous No.7016343]

Gryffindor = Hufflepuff > Ravenclaw >>>>> Slytherin

tbh

[Anonymous No.7016361]

>>7016343
objectively wrong

This is the objective ranking
Ravenclaw = Slytherin > Gryffindor >>>>>>> Hufflepuff

[Anonymous No.7016367]

>>7016361
>Ravenclaw the greatest
>implying study/intelligence is anything without nobility, goodness, kindheartedness, etc.

>Slytherin the second
>literally house of psychopaths

[Anonymous No.7016378]

>>7016367
>m-muh honour
>m-muh virtue
dumb jock, go play your sports

[Anonymous No.7016419]

I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.7016470]

>>7016367
If you're living in a world where studying literally gives you supernatural powers, I'd say that Ravenclaw's attributes are clearly the best.

[Anonymous No.7016611]

>tfw the field that people at your uni used to play Quidditch on has been converted into a tennis court
; ;
actually p hilarious to watch them play tbh

[Anonymous No.7016752]

Just as expected and fitting too

[Anonymous No.7016756]

>>7000769
CUCK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dIh0oDEGqk

[Anonymous No.7016763]

>>7016752
>Hermione has no last name

[Anonymous No.7016775]

>>7016763
No, they meant to say that her last name is the same as the next person's.

[Anonymous No.7016781]

>>7016775
>Wesley

[Anonymous No.7017799]

Gifted my friend the first two HP books today. It was his birthday and he had never read them because his parents were religious nutbags. Felt pretty good, since it was many years ago on my birthday that I also got the same two books

[Anonymous No.7018282]

>>7000160
the fucking amount of replies good god. Image if you made a thread with pic related just simply asking "What did you think?", the shit-storm of pretentious faggots trying to seem patrician would be immense. I love Harry Potter btw.

[Anonymous No.7018387]

I never actually read the last HP book. I think. I read parts of an anonleak where... Harry's dad had possessed some crossdressing whore and had been using her to fuck dudes the whole time. Or something like that.

Harry ends up being blacklisted for taking a dive, because George and that his monkey were being taken to town by some legitimate businessmen over some lapsed business loans. He spends the rest of the novel hunting Welsh dragons and fucks Flower Dame La Cour.


Given this, what are my chances of improving my experience if I just find a legitimate library copy?

[Anonymous No.7019957]

>>7000166
I read that shit and I'm still a brain damaged drug addicted NEET

To be fair tho, I stopped reading after Cedric died and pretended that was the end of the series

[Anonymous No.7019988]

>>7003554
Hufflepuff here.
Your butthole doesn't attract hufflepuffs.

[Anonymous No.7020226]

>>7000976
Ravenclaw INFP, suck my sensitive ass ;_;

[Anonymous No.7020281]

>>7000976
Always INTP.
Usually Ravenclaw, sometimes Slytherin.
According to these tests.

[Anonymous No.7022439]

>>7000160
Fuck that

[Anonymous No.7022817]

Even when I was younger I just couldn't get into Harry Potter. I was a Hobbit and LotR kid even before Jackson's abominations.

[Anonymous No.7022818]

>>7022817
You lack empathy and imagination

[Anonymous No.7022843]

>>7009342

Witches were hanged, not burned. Also it was illegal to believe in witchcraft.

[Anonymous No.7022850]

>>7022818

Not really, I'm just not a fan of magic kids and wizard schools. I was interested more by the history and linguistic influences of Tolkien's work.

[Anonymous No.7022855]

>>7022843
saudi arabia still executes witches and sorcerers today. just to make it clear, they have a law against magic and its punished with death,

[Anonymous No.7023429]

>>7013356
No, >>7012862 is right. Gryff vs Slyth is basically good vs evil, Ravenclaw is smart. Hufflepuff are just boring faggots nobody gives a shit about.

[Anonymous No.7023458]

>>7023429
Stop attacking Hufflepuff please. It's not kind. I got sorted there when I joined and my brother was too when he was at Hogwarts. Also Slytherin is not all evil, it's really rude to say that. Yes many of them are rather mean and superioristic but some of my friends are from that house and they're cool to hang around with. Also how can you say Ravenclaw are smart when we beat them this year in academic results? Don't bother replying if you're going to be mean.

[Anonymous No.7023464]

>>7023458
Go roleplay somewhere else, faggot.

[Anonymous No.7023467]

>>7023464
omg

[Anonymous No.7023626]

>>7023467
FAG
A
G

[Anonymous No.7023681]

>>7023626
*aims wand at you*

"expecto patronum!"

heh, nothing personnel, kid

[Anonymous No.7023774]

GRYFFINDOR GOOOOD
SLYTHERIN BAAAAD

[Anonymous No.7024464]

>>7022843

In England they were hanged, but in France and the rest of the continent they did indeed burn. In Germany sometimes they even boiled them alive.

All witches were tortured to produce confessions, regardless of locale. Also many municipalities have issued edicts finding the condemned innocent after the fact, in some cases they did so only several years afterward (lol).


Witchcraft was the flavor of the times later than 1000 AD, but many of the practices considered to be evidence of witchcraft, were themselves worthy of the death penalty. A family of brothers and sisters who could not find spouses due to consanguinity, lived in incest and were all impaled once it was found out. Impalement for incest is only the tip of the iceberg. As always those in power flouted the law, and would prosecute those with wealth they wanted to confiscate under the best available pretext.

The 11th century was a time of great pogroms. Jewish communities were wiped out under the aegis of the Crusades. The Normans were beginning their attacks on Eastern Christians. It was a shitty time to be associated with any sort of natural lore. The calm surgeon and tender poultice was replaced by the Frankish axe.

[Anonymous No.7024890]

>>7000803
>Dumbledore pisses on your door when he sleepwalks

[Anonymous No.7024951]

I thought Hufflepuff symbolised patience and loyalty.

I mean in the final battle the whole of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff stayed to fight, while only some of the other two stayed.

Also Pettigrew was a Gryffindor and he was a traitorous fuck. Wouldn't get those types in Hufflepuff.

But Slytherin still best house.

[Anonymous No.7025861]

>>7000160
Slytherin's the best.
>Most aesthetic emblem
>Most successful alumnus
>Coolest common room
>All kinds of secrets

Some of our members are purist shitbirds, but not all of us. Just the ones Harry Potter paid attention to.