/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6999807]

Penis

[Anonymous No.6999831]

>>6999807

>american audiences roar with laughter and clap

[Anonymous No.6999852]

>>6999807
>>6999831

Yous see, now it's /lit/-related, as this could easily be a passage from "Circe."

SAMUEL BECKETT: (profoundly, flashingbespectacled, with slow, considerate voice) Penis.

(American audiences roar with laughter and clap. The Royal Dublin American Armorican Fusiliers, ten thousand strong, enter the movie theater, playing "The Sweet by-and-by" and other Negro classics. Swooning girlies fling themselves indiscriminately at Beckettfusiliers and a general coughing fit, awkward in the silence of sound, is had by all.)

SAMUEL BECKETT: (with great strain and meaning, gently forceful, enunciatedly, reiteratedly, constipatedly) Penis!

(The 1200 Monarchs of the Most Ancient Order of British Monarchs burst out from the silverscreen, bearing candles, towers, eggs (two), sceptres, crosses, beards, beanbags, breasts, crowns and other assorted symbols of office and sainthood. They chant in unison.)

THE 1200 MONARCHS OF THE MOST ANCIENT ORDER OF BRITISH MONARCHS: Poldy! Put it in! Poldy! Put it in!

A VOICE: O God, I'm dying for it.

etc.

[Anonymous No.7000240]

>>6999831

this, tbh

[Anonymous No.7000249]