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bedtime stories to read to your gf?

she has trouble falling asleep, what's something relaxing and nice

>> No.6993500

>>6993450
Actually got in the habit of that recently, The Garden of Forking Paths and The Child Runs Deep In Filibert were big hits.

>> No.6993570

blood meridian

>> No.6993606

>>6993570

too spooky
she's only 15

>>6993500

nice

>> No.6993618

>>6993606
>she's only 15

how old are you ?

>> No.6993624

>>6993450
>gf

:C

>> No.6993625

>>6993450
my diary tbh

>> No.6993635

>>6993450
120 Days of Sodom.

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>>6993618

why does that matter?

>> No.6993695

>>6993665
>reading your gf bedtime stories
>she's 15
Either you're underage or she has a stepdad

>> No.6993760

>>6993695
or he it's just a pedo

>> No.6993762

120 Days of Sodom

t. a guy who read it to his gf and had his sex life spiced up immensly

>> No.6994004

>>6993760
Not paedo, hebephile. Legal in quite a few places.

>> No.6994039

>>6994004
hebe ends at 14

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I actually read parts of Blood Meridian out loud to myself. I put on a Texan accent and everything. It was pretty fucking dank, if I do say so myself.

>> No.6994074

>>6993450
iq says that this thread should be banned.
Saged

>> No.6994092

Hemingway's short stories are ultra comfy.If you want a quick TKO I'd recommend Dubliners. For something more whimsical try Calvino's Italian folktales. Most poetry is also good for sleepy time reading.

>> No.6994216

>>6993450
I'd read Parerga and Paralipomena to children and women alike tbh.
Actually, I'd read it to anyone that asked me to, except those few chapters on suicide and on woman (not that I disagree with the man, it's just that some people take it too personal).

>> No.6994234

>>6993762
>t. a guy who read it to his gf and had his sex life spiced up immensly
Did she start farting in your mouth or is she trouncing your insensitive and rigid ass?

>> No.6994266

A chapter of watership down a night. Some will be a bit more intense than others, but a very comfy read.

Or genealogical chapters in the bible. I challenge anyone to read those and maintain interest.

>> No.6994277

Poetry is a good way of relaxing, particularly in English since the iambic pentameter gives a nice comfy rythm to everything.

>> No.6994287

>>6994092
hmm, gotta try this with my gf over skype some time. Or The Sun Also Rises, pretty fucking comfy as well

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>>6994234
pic related

>> No.6994329

>>6994043
lmao I did that too

>> No.6994529

>>6994294

>hurting girls

for what purpose? ;_;

>> No.6995539

>>6994529
Pleasure

>> No.6996859

>>6994287
It won't last.

>> No.6997076

Howl and Other Poems

>> No.6997346

>>6993450
Mishima in native language

>> No.6997922

>>6993450
Disgrace by J.M. Coetzee