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>> No.6983146

>>6983144
masturbation in itself is a moral failing buddy. go back to /b/, we are a christian board

>> No.6983180
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6983180

>you will never stand before a towering yahweh at the gates of final time and perform the least kosher act in all of eschatology
>you will never ruin an entire universe worth of clockwork precision planning and subtle guiding of wayward mankind toward beatific salvation, eons down the drain in an instant, as you abuse both your divine grant of free will and yourself in front of the lord creator
>you will never force the demiurge of reality itself to make a choice between obliterating your soul, thereby breaking his covenant with mankind, and accepting the fait accompli that the last of the faithful to pass through the pearly gates did so by greeting peter with his peter
>you will never disappoint your heavenly father in exactly the same way you once disappointed your earthly father when you forgot to lock your door that one time

>> No.6983194

>>6983144
>is it morally ambiguous to masturbate in front/near a religious deity?
God is everywhere.

>> No.6983206

>>6983180
Humongous kek

>> No.6983217

>>6983180
revelatory kek. Oedipal kek

>> No.6983223
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>>6983180
>greeting peter with his peter

>> No.6985013

>>6983180
Slayed it lad.

>> No.6985053

>>6983144
Why would you masturbate in front of a deity? Do you want them to see you? Or is it the way you want to honor them, in your faith?

>> No.6985056

Ezra Pound said that there were two types of religion. One believed fornication was good for crops. The other believed fornication was bad for crops.

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6985068

>morally

>> No.6985078

>>6985053
Sheer contempt, tbh.

>> No.6985104

>>6983144

It's best experience ever.

I remember to have read that young nuns in the middle ages ,regularly had sexual orgasms during spiritual ecstasy.

>> No.6985357
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6985357

>>6983144
Nah they get off to watching us masturbate, so it's like you're doing them a favor

>> No.6985657

i remember the first time i slept with a girl, feeling her silver cross drag across my tits as it dangled from her neck. Not gonna lie it felt like the ultimate sexy sin

>> No.6985691

>>6985657
Please learn to write.

>> No.6985729

>>6985357
yoooo wuts the source of this? i love lsd shit and this is some good

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>>6983144
I wank with windows of dhamma talks and buddhas on my screen

and porn on the other side

it is sad and cannot stop

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>>6985729
it's one of those computer dream pictures, someone posted in a thread about that once,
they can be pretty trippy

>> No.6986107

upvote please

>> No.6986131

>>6983146
> we are a christian board

No, we're not. We're too well read.