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Anonymous Thu Aug 13 06:59:57 2015 No.6970736 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw gf said she would like it if I acted "more like David Foster Wallace"

What the fuck does she mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:01:39 2015 No.6970739 She wants you to be a cuckold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:03:03 2015 No.6970743 She wants you to... you know... pulls out some rope

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:06:26 2015 No.6970752 >>6970739 Wut? No. She's been reading Broom of the System and watching his interviews on youtube and said she'd like if it I was more like him

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:08:39 2015 No.6970760 >>6970752 Then she's just a bitch for not liking you for who you are <3

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:08:57 2015 No.6970761 >>6970736 She wants you to kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:09:47 2015 No.6970764 >>6970752 She wants you to be a meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:10:13 2015 No.6970765 >>6970736 she wants you to buy a bandanna and a plaid shirt. she wants you to be prepared to conform. the 80's revival is on it's way out and we're about to redo the 90's. book it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:10:28 2015 No.6970766 She wants you to be a pedantic pseudointellectual dweeb

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:13:55 2015 No.6970773

>>6970760
I don't think it's that, I don't know. I came home from work and she was watching one of his interviews on youtube. I introduced her to his books and stuff a few months back. When she said it it was in a jokey sort of way, and I laughed it off and began to parody DFW but she didn't laugh and just said "no seriously I'd prefer it if you were more like him"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:17:55 2015 No.6970779 >>6970773 Sounds like a cunt, you should probably break up with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:18:56 2015 No.6970780 >>6970736 She wants you to stop posting frogs and lies on a Philippine support group forum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:19:19 2015 No.6970781 >>6970773 LOL she probably thinks about him while she's flicking her bean and while you're fucking

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:19:43 2015 No.6970783 >>6970773 Dump that whore

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:23:43 2015 No.6970791

>>6970779
>>6970783
Not gonna break up with her. She's a real nice girl and without sounding like a betafag my intention has been to marry her at some point. I guess I've portrayed her in a negative light ITT but really she's a cool person and I haven't dated many girls who I relate to in the way I relate to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:26:01 2015 No.6970793 >>6970791 LMAO don't let the Christards here fool you into thinking that getting married is ever a good idea. If your bond is truly great then you don't require state-enforced economic conjoinment

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:27:24 2015 No.6970799 >>6970793 We're both Christians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:27:43 2015 No.6970800 >>6970736 She wants to be his audience pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:28:20 2015 No.6970803 She wants you to kill yourself, you gonna disappoint her fam?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:28:23 2015 No.6970804 >>6970799 THEN FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS GAYASS DEGENERATE PIECE OF SHTI

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:29:40 2015 No.6970809
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>>6970773
>I laughed it off and began to parody DFW but she didn't laugh and just said "no seriously I'd prefer it if you were more like him"
>>6970791
>She's a real nice girl and without sounding like a betafag my intention has been to marry her at some point.
>but she didn't laugh and just said "no seriously I'd prefer it if you were more like him"
>>6970799
>We're both Christians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:34:20 2015 No.6970822 >>6970804 >christian >degenerate You have this backwards my friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:34:25 2015 No.6970823 >she didn't laugh and just said "no seriously I'd prefer it if you were more like him" >my intention has been to marry her at some point Part of you wanted to make this thread so we could tell you what you were too afraid to tell yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:41:00 2015 No.6970836 File: 1.18 MB, 1122x1600, Descartes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970791 >She's a real nice girl she doesn't want to be

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:41:10 2015 No.6970838 GIrl here. Lol at all the lonely guys in this thread telling OP to leave this girl. You guys haven't had much experience with women, and it shows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:43:18 2015 No.6970844 >>6970736 so she'd prefer if you were obsessed with appearing smart and had borderline sociopathic tendencies okay

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:43:56 2015 No.6970846 File: 31 KB, 308x450, 1412473997509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970838

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:44:49 2015 No.6970849 File: 997 KB, 500x270, a.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970823 nice try, pussy shill

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:44:53 2015 No.6970850 >>6970838 I'd rather be alone and authentic than have a girlfriend and have to put on any kind of bullshit act. What's wrong with that? (Asking seriously, since I am in fact inexperienced :3)

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:45:12 2015 No.6970851

>>6970838
other girl here too
i know right lol? dumb virgins, if they knew TRUE love then they wouldnt be telling him to leave her, he'd stay with her EVEN WHEN she got pregnant(but thats only because he's always working and a woman has needs so really it's his fault).

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:46:19 2015 No.6970855 >>6970849 oops, meant for >>6970838

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:50:37 2015 No.6970865 This thread is giving me the howling fantods. perspires

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 07:52:23 2015 No.6970871 >>6970865 >your post travels to my cock >my cock concurs

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:15:23 2015 No.6970937 File: 57 KB, 625x656, son-this-is-bait.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970838 >>6970851 Do you have more personalities than 2?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:17:06 2015 No.6970942 >>6970937 shut up nerd i bet your a virgin lol my bf(his name is chad and he's 7 inches) could beat u up any day

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:30:37 2015 No.6970969 Gr8 b8 m8 appreci8 I r8 8/8

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:33:34 2015 No.6970977 >>6970838 >projecting this hard >comes to 4chan for attention you're fucking pathetic, tbh

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:37:34 2015 No.6970993 I would print out pics of DFW and put them on her closet door, on an angle. Maybe I'd make a dfw mask and wear it around her 24/7

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:42:18 2015 No.6971013 >>6970851 most embarrassing false flag ive read in months >>6970850 if you have to put on an act then it is not worth it. I've been through it and it just drains you.. and drains you.. and drains you until you don't feel anything anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:48:57 2015 No.6971033 >>6970942 Why do you date a midget?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 08:49:44 2015 No.6971038 File: 239 KB, 500x432, 1439069844368.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6971033 BTFO

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 10:56:51 2015 No.6971476 bump

Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:47:38 2015 No.6973005

>>6970736
Lol, this thread. Making this thread was a mistake, OP. As if we would tell you to do anything but dump her instead of accepting her for being the quickly indecisive woman she is. Girls can go from liking rough guys like Clint Eastwood to liking one direction in a day. Saying they want nice guys and going for tough guys. They don't know what they fucking want and such is life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:49:32 2015 No.6973014 >>6970838 May I cite this testimony for my last comment >>6973005

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:51:06 2015 No.6973020 Tell her to be more like a certain actress/fitness model She'll learn right quick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 16:51:46 2015 No.6973022 >>6973020 She'll be too distracted by being jealous to realize youre a douche.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:06:05 2015 No.6973074 File: 38 KB, 637x306, get tighter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell her you'd like it better if she acted like X girl. pic semi related

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:15:37 2015 No.6973113 >>6970743 rekt

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 17:24:12 2015 No.6973153 >>6970736 she wants you to put on a ridiculous looking bandanna and kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:01:20 2015 No.6973267 >>6971013 I couldn't second this post harder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:09:10 2015 No.6973295 But in real life Wallace was dropping spaghetti left an right. I mean has she READ any of his nonfiction?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:11:56 2015 No.6973305 >>6970736 She wants you to take antidepressants, fuck audience pussy on the side, and eventually kill yourself while she's out of the house in a way where she'll discover your corpse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 18:15:08 2015 No.6973317 File: 51 KB, 654x475, rdfw564654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6973295 He spaghetti'd pretty hard in that one long interview for that German TV show or whatever. The one that all these screencaps come from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:06:04 2015 No.6973543 >>6973295 >dropping spaghetti What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:09:18 2015 No.6973553 >>6970838 ive been in a relationship for years and "i wish you acted like another person- is a huge red flag, as is liking dfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:09:46 2015 No.6973555 >>6973543 hello you seem new here may i direct you elsewhere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:10:49 2015 No.6973560 btw op is literally just memeing you guys off from /mu/. he knows how to play the /lit/ crowd, too, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:13:04 2015 No.6973569 >>6973543 I also have never understood this meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:14:58 2015 No.6973575 File: 129 KB, 640x683, Ruse cruise.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Threads like these are why my default assumption that the 'intellectuals' here are actually just moronic plebs from /r9k/ who treat reading as a social status thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:16:28 2015 No.6973582 >>6973555 >yes I'm a little nieeww :))) heard about this site from Reddit just wanted to meet "Mr. 4chan" lol XD I've literally never read this. Enlighten me faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:18:20 2015 No.6973589 File: 267 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-08-14-02-14-45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6973582 Oh nevermind it's on the Urban dictionary

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 19:19:02 2015 No.6973590 File: 210 KB, 292x417, thisme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6970804 >this guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 13 21:41:50 2015 No.6974050 >>6973582 Afaik it comes from a greentext story from /v/ or /b/ where a dude goes to a gamestop to buy some game but suddenly in a weird dreamlike manner spaghetti starts pouring from his pockets as he gets more and more awkward towwards the cashier.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 14 03:36:44 2015 No.6975191 >>6970736 she wants you to kill yourself bro

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