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>tfw all the attractive people are out having tonnes of sex and i'm not

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/08/tinder-hook-up-culture-end-of-dating

>> No.6962626

>>6962616
post pic

>> No.6962631

Having sex isn't that hard.
Just go to a dark room or smthn.

>> No.6962633

Might have had better luck if your parents stayed in their shitskin country tbh

>> No.6962637

Things happening to rich people in Manhattan aren't the things happening to everyone else.

>> No.6962638

>>6962616
fuck off /r9k/

>> No.6962647

Dude just be yourself

>> No.6962653

>>6962647
Or get Tinder and lie about being interesting.

Either way, y'know.

>> No.6962655

>>6962616
how old are you, OP?

>> No.6962663

>>6962655
18, I'm way past the acceptable age for losing it

>> No.6962670

>>6962616
just go gay

>> No.6962672

>>6962616

I dislike a lot of people. Especially people who use tider.

>> No.6962678

Jesus christ women truly cannot write

"Alex, his friends agree, is a Tinder King, a young man of such deft “text game”—“That’s the ability to actually convince someone to do something over text,” Marty explains"

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>>6962631

>> No.6962689

>>6962655
Please, don't say that. Losing virginity (at least for me) it's not that important. I'm 18 too but I've had the opportunity tons of time, but then I really would rather to stay in home instead of fucking some dumb girls.

>> No.6962690

>>6962663
You're not past the acceptable age for losing your virginity, you fucking retard. Blacklist /r9k/ and /pol/ from your life. The only people who visit those boards are other sexually frustrated teenagers, and the path they lead you down is only to greater social malfunction.

Stop being so full of self-pity and actually try to live your life you stupid asshole.

>> No.6962698

why people use tinder

>> No.6962774

>>6962655

No, I'm OP and I'm 23 and I've had many prostitutes but I've never even flirted with a regular girl / asked one out despite going through university, being 6' and being /fit/

>> No.6962777

>>6962689
>>6962690
Don't worry fellas i was just meming

>> No.6962793

>>6962774

Also I'm red pilled enough to see the lollability of the article I posted. It's 80 % of women getting passed around the most attractive 20 % of males and still claiming the right to rampant self pity woe is me-ism

>> No.6962799

A man shouldn't be filled with such lust and desperation. A man should not fill his mind with fantasies of sexual conquest and romance, but instead let it occur naturally in his journey. Sex should be a deeper connection between two individuals than purely carnal relations

>> No.6962809

>>6962616
the article reads like it's entirely made up

>> No.6962812

>>6962698
fuck

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>>6962799

>> No.6962815

>>6962616
>http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/08/tinder-hook-up-culture-end-of-dating


you're fucking retarded. why are you reading stupid clickbait magazine bullshit? go walk around a park or the mall or something and meet your average person. you'll realize they have very little to do with this bullshit in your facebook feed you tool.

>> No.6962818

>>6962698
They're sluts.

>> No.6962857

>>6962815

Are you srs? Every girl anywhere near college age uses tinder. Are you over 30?

>> No.6962879

Sex is incredibly overrated. Just go to church more often.

>> No.6962881

>>6962857
I'm 34 and married.

>> No.6962903

>tfw no cellphone for grindr

>> No.6962915

>>6962903
iktfb

>> No.6962922

>>6962881
>i'm irrelevant to this discussion

>> No.6962928

Let's have some real talk OP. I'm a decently social guy and the only people I know that actually use Tinder are two wannabe-playboy guys.
You'd be surprised how outside of the bubble of the internet people are actually fairly like you. And not some bizarre other version of humanoid that drinks, parties and has sex 24/7.

>> No.6962944

>>6962922
naw. I've got better perspective. magazine articles and the internet in general is not a good indicator of how people behave offline.

>> No.6962952

>>6962928
The only person I know who uses Tinder is a fat guy who uses it to fuck fat chicks.

>> No.6962989

>>6962952
This. My friend with criminally low standards uses it to have sex he always regrets.

>2015
>Being a slave to biological and materialist desire.

>> No.6963002

>>6962616
>being ashamed of being a socially retarded millennial

>> No.6963008

>>6962928
>>6962952
>>6962989
i'm guessing none of you live in large metropolises

>> No.6963022

>>6962989
>2015
>regretting sex

>> No.6963038

>>6963008
I live in London and have a wide social circle of "normie" men and women in their mid-20s, and Tinder seems to just be something people use occasionally when they're particularly desperate. The guys especially seem to be pretty unimpressed by it.

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>>6962616
Only toolbags get laid on tinder.

>>6962663
>pic related

>> No.6963049

>>6962616
women are vile, OP.
They have poison juices inside of them.
Stay pure.
Don't let them corrupt you with their juices.

>> No.6963054

>>6962616
>Wanting (and failing) to be a hedonist
Disgusting AND pathetic. Good job, mate.

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Houellebecq is always right.

>> No.6963198 [DELETED] 

>>>/r9gay/

Can't you fucking robots stay on your cobtainment board? Are you rven aware of how disastrous and harmful your exiatence is?

I used to go on r9k years back. Y e a r s. But every mentally sane person eventually gets the fuck out of there, mainly because the place isn't helpful. It's not worthwhile either. It's a genuine cancer board with no intent whatsoever of making anyone happier, smarter, or even entertained.

And so you come here and are lije "r9k for everyone! You're the big M, we are the mountain, rejoice!"

Hell no. Get out of here. The sole fact that I didn't have to search for low quality content isn't enough to make me happy to see it.

>> No.6963209

>>>/r9gay/

Can't you fucking robots stay on your containment board? Are you even aware of how disastrous and harmful your existence is?

I used to go on r9k years back. Y e a r s. But every mentally sane person eventually gets the fuck out of there, mainly because the place isn't helpful. It's not worthwhile either. It's a genuine cancer board with no intent whatsoever of making anyone happier, smarter, or even entertained.

And so you come here and are lije "r9k for everyone! You're the big M, we are the mountain, rejoice!"

Hell no. Get out of here. The sole fact that I didn't have to search for low quality content isn't enough to make me happy to see it.

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>>6962616
oh my fucking god I go to the link and its literally a miles long fucking article on goddamn tinder...............like SHUT THE FUCK UP..........how much is there to possibly fucking talk about? talking about the fucking revolution of agriculture and shit......shut the fuck up

who has time to read an analysis of some shit that is all obvious and all surface goddamnit fuck vanity fair gay shit

>> No.6963291

>>6963210
This is about the revolution of sexual post-scarcity, anon. It matters.

>> No.6963317

tinder is all faggots or should i try it? also, i havent wacked it in like 2 weeks and im not even horny, but ive been doing a ton of programming. like all those traps who watched to much interracial bbc porn and turned themselves into fags, if you write too much code you'll turn yourself into an asexual

>> No.6963347

What is interesting in this article are women complaining that the men they hook up with are bad in bed and don't give them orgasms, but it doesn't occur to them that a man has literally no reason to think about the pleasure of the woman in a one night stand.

Why would he care?

>> No.6963349

>>6962637
this

>> No.6963373

>>6963347
Yeah, I don't even eat pussy for ONSs, that shit can give you mouth cancer. Just pump, spunk and dump. It's funny how feminists have somehow convinced themselves that becoming a walking fleshlight is empowering

>> No.6963402

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast

>> No.6963404

If you're not getting laid it means you don't have a social circle of friends. That's how you get laid: you have friends who introduce you to girls, or who invite you to parties where you meet girls. If you're a loner you're going to have a really hard time getting laid.

>Source: I figured this out when I joined a fraternity in college, and had previously been a less social person.

>> No.6963409

>>6962678
god that hurts tor red
2read

>> No.6963411

>>6962616
i didn't know what tinder was until a few months ago and i'm an undergrad