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FUCKIN' PUNS Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:43:24 2015 No.6962545 [Reply] [Original]

give me your best of the most /lit/ related of jokes: puns

pic unrelated

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:46:18 2015 No.6962564 >last night i JGL meat-sandwich your sister what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:48:41 2015 No.6962576 >>6962545 Last night I Bond cheese burger your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:49:56 2015 No.6962588 It's 69'd, you newfaggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:49:58 2015 No.6962589 >>6962545 >last night I James Bun'd your sister huh???

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:50:56 2015 No.6962596 >>6962545 Last night I hit your sister

>>	SurrealFag !3rUMA4eREw Tue Aug 11 16:51:21 2015 No.6962598 File: 8 KB, 261x195, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6962589

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:51:39 2015 No.6962602 >>6962545 Last night I got all dressed up and went to McDonalds with your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:52:38 2015 No.6962608 >>6962598 >surrealfag wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:54:04 2015 No.6962619 >>6962545 Last night I Bang with a sanwich to your fat sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 16:55:00 2015 No.6962629 >>6962602 Best one by far, holy shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 17:01:09 2015 No.6962679 >>6962545 I thunderballed my quarter-pounder on your sister's secret cervix I pierced in-and-out of your sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 17:02:34 2015 No.6962686 >>6962545 Oh god, that pic is very bad as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 17:03:14 2015 No.6962691 Last night I double doubledouble'd your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 17:06:56 2015 No.6962710 >>6962679 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 17:21:38 2015 No.6962783 >>6962545 Last night I silently put way too many pickles and ketchup packets on your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 17:55:44 2015 No.6962956 >>6962545 Last night I silently pierced your sisters buns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 17:58:20 2015 No.6962967 >>6962545 Guys, guys, guys. It's last night I goldeneyewhoppered your sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 18:00:11 2015 No.6962974 >>6962545 I was wondering who James Bond Hamburger'd my sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 18:01:42 2015 No.6962979 >>6962967 Clearly not a whopper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 18:02:24 2015 No.6962983 Last night I bondburgered your sister Last night I Pierceburgered your sister Last night I Brosnanburgered your sister I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 18:06:41 2015 No.6963000 Last night I fucked your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:01:27 2015 No.6963260 >>6962545 Who is James Slider and what's his relation to my sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:02:33 2015 No.6963268 >>6962545 I bond burger'ed your sister too

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:02:39 2015 No.6963269 >>6962545 Last night I gunbunned your sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:04:42 2015 No.6963282 >>6962545 Last night I shot my meat into your sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:05:27 2015 No.6963287 >>6962545 I pp7 slider'd yr sis

Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:23:14 2015 No.6963377

>>6962564
>>6962576
>>6962588
>>6962589
>>6962596
>>6962602
>>6962619
>>6962679
>>6962686
>>6962691
>>6962783
>>6962956
>>6962967
>>6962974
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>>6963000
>>6963260
>>6963268
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>>6963287
>pic unrelated

OP here, fuck you guys. I wanted the best puns you've come across in works you've read (or even written)

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:26:47 2015 No.6963390 The official answer is: Last night I silently pounded your sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:34:41 2015 No.6963418 >>6962545 Last night I pierced my quarterpounder in your sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:34:59 2015 No.6963421 >>6963390 >silently pounded that's stupid. how does one "silently pound"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:37:19 2015 No.6963428 >>6962679 >I pierced in-and-out of your sister best one by far

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:37:39 2015 No.6963430 >>6963421 suppressed condoms

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:37:53 2015 No.6963433 >>6962545 Last Night I stared at your fatty sister

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:37:58 2015 No.6963434 >>6963421 Simple. The guy is deaf and cannot hear his pounding of your sister.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:38:38 2015 No.6963439 It's supposed to be last night I secretly banged your sister, guys it's a meme from /b/ that's like 10 years old

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:39:54 2015 No.6963446 What do you call a stormy mammal? A rain deer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:43:34 2015 No.6963455 >>6963390 secretly pounded

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 19:43:53 2015 No.6963458 >>6962545 Last night I impassive darked-haired man dressed in a formal black suit holding a gun cheeseburger with double patty onions pickles and ketchup on a plain bun your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 20:37:34 2015 No.6963686 >>6963458 I think it's bun patty ketchup mustard pickles onions lettuce cheese tomato bun in that order tbh

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 21:01:48 2015 No.6963797 >>6963686 What No

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 21:05:40 2015 No.6963817 >>6962545 Last night I Pierce burger'd your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 21:12:07 2015 No.6963852 >>6962602 I think this faggot's cracked it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 21:15:33 2015 No.6963879 >>6963446 What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. (I'm so sorry. That's the only one I remember, and it's a stupid one we used to tell each other as kids.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 21:31:37 2015 No.6963947 >>6962545 Last night, I Pierce'd the buns of your sister?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 11 22:01:50 2015 No.6964109 last night i bukkaked your dinner

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 01:15:51 2015 No.6964969 >>6962545 Last night I secretly got all dressed up and silently bowtied and pierced your sister, quater pounding her buns and patty with my saucy meat pistol?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 01:19:32 2015 No.6964981 Last night I secret agent sandwiched your sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 01:20:33 2015 No.6964984 >>6963797 two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 01:20:55 2015 No.6964986 Last night I spied your sister's buns?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 01:42:34 2015 No.6965060 >>6963439 >banged your sister, How is a hamburger "banged"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 01:52:35 2015 No.6965087 File: 24 KB, 320x308, mcds_quarterp_320_jpg_4c9efc587d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last night I 007 + Quarter Pounder your sister 7 + 0.25 = 7.25 Last night I 7.25 your sister. Still doesn't t make sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 01:55:26 2015 No.6965096 >>6965060 according to internet it's actually >69'd. That actor is the 6th James Bond, and the burger is the 9th on the McDonalds menu.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Wed Aug 12 02:02:02 2015 No.6965120 >>6962545 Lets see.. Pierce Brosnan, Umm, Big Mac. ... Bun. "Last night I pierced bun your sister" No, never mind. Bond bun... your sister. Worse than those Magic Eye things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:07:02 2015 No.6965133 I recently acquired a copy of 'Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire'. Gibbon? No, I had to buy it myself. Went to bed, put my copy of The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists down on the table. Tressell? No, it's more of a coffee table.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:15:50 2015 No.6965157 Last night I secretly serviced your sister's meaty buns.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:16:55 2015 No.6965160 >>6965120 uhh Big Macs have TWO patties and THREE buns

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:31:28 2015 No.6965185 >>6962545 Last night I agently sandiwched your sister

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:38:22 2015 No.6965199 >>6965096 this fucking meme has us trying to solve the davinci code

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:39:43 2015 No.6965209 Last night I Jamesburged your sister. It's a rape joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:41:19 2015 No.6965218 Last night I secretly pounded your sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:41:30 2015 No.6965219 >>6962545 How are puns the "most /lit/ related" of jokes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:43:28 2015 No.6965228 >>6965209 Haha oh wait no, I'm retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 02:44:00 2015 No.6965231 >>6962545 LAST NIGHT I PIERCED YOUR SISTER'S MEAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 03:29:19 2015 No.6965346 last night i double-0-7 burgered your sister?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 03:43:23 2015 No.6965372 >>6962679 1st prize >>6962602 2nd prize

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 03:45:23 2015 No.6965377 last night I bonded all-dressed with your sister?

Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:30:11 2015 No.6966710

>>6962545

last night I grabbed a gun, jockstrap, dildo, and douchebag and headed out to McDonalds for a burger to eat with your sister. The blonde hair on her head was wavy as always and just like her ass, seemed flat in texture. Maybe she was a nigger in disguise. Who knows. check em.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:32:35 2015 No.6966719 >>6965133 Kek no stop pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:38:43 2015 No.6966745 Last night I pierced your sister's buns

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