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6961132 No.6961132 [Reply] [Original]

Old Testament God > New Testament God

>> No.6961144

They're the same God anon. The Old and New Testament aren't these separate competing books, they are one unified piece of writing

>> No.6961147

>>6961132
>Old Testament God
>posts pictures of Jesus
>inb4 muh Trinity

>> No.6961149

>>6961132
Tooth fairy > santa Claus

same shit

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>>6961144
have a different fanbase

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Odin > Jahgay the Jew

>> No.6961189

>>6961132
Dyonisius > partypooping gods
Prometheus > asshole gods that want to keep humans down

>> No.6961279

>>6961144
Nah. The New Testament and Q'ran are shitty fanfics that directly contradict the Old Testament. As with all fanfics, they have bullshit explanations for the differences that make no sense if you actually think about them.

>> No.6961497

>Eye for an eye
Vs.
>present the other cheek for a slap

New testament God confirmed for cuck hippie.

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>>6961149

>> No.6961673

>>6961497
>liking a petulant fedora-wearing edgelord God willing to destroy lives and civilizations to just prove a point (prove Himself to who? He's fucking God), and who condemns his favorite creation just for eating an apple/quince/pomegranate/whatever the fuck it was
>dismissing God the Father, the God of eternal Love and Happiness, using memes

4chan is 18+

>> No.6961680

>>6961673
this, tbh.

Jesus is.

>> No.6961687

>>6961673
>fedora-wearing God
Fedora really has lost all meaning

>> No.6961706

>>6961673
>>6961680
It's hard for me sometimes. I fully and completely understand the spiritual character of Yahweh in all of its nuances and complexity, the true meaning of the story He tells in the Bible, but I have absolutely nobody to share it with. To other religious and spiritual people, what I say is far too radical and is perceived as blasphemy to the point where they reject me completely, and to others, they never take it seriously enough and are incapable of thinking outside of their anachronistic perceptions

>> No.6961710

>>6961279
>he thinks the bible is meant to be taken literally

>> No.6961720

>>6961497

Jesus was pretty brutal.

>Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. or I have come to turn "'a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. a man's enemies will be the members of his own household.- Matthew 10:34-36

>> No.6961722

>>6961706
vocaroo your thoughts. share the gospel

>> No.6961920

>>6961673
Damn dude, if I was God I'd be full on Old Testament. This has nothing to do with fedora and everything to do with acting however I damn well please. A merciful God of love is something relatively new if you look at history. Zeus fucked whatever he wanted, the Mayan Gods demanded sacrifice, the Teutonic/Nordic Gods were constantly fucking each other up.

What you are doing is dismissing every cultures concept of God up until Jesus, including current Jewish and Muslim beliefs (though the latter are newer).

Maybe I'm not the Fedora but you're just a Christian faggot, too cozy in his own beliefs to realize he might or might not be right.

>> No.6961991

It's obvious that it wasn't God who changed, but men. If you're a stupid person, of course you will hate the new testament, because it was made to free you, and you just can't accept it.

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>>6961518

>> No.6962347

>>6961720
Wasn't that ol' Gabe not Jesus?

>> No.6962355

old testament god listens to extremely aggressive hip hop while brooding throughout his creation and beyond it

>> No.6962363

JIDF pls