/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.6952139]

New critique thread

>inb4 who is that semen demon or any other of the memes for this

That's right, I am trained in the old ways.

[Anonymous No.6952146]

who's the semen demon

[Anonymous No.6952151]

>>6952146
>too new to understand or even respect inb4s

Out, offworlder.

[Anonymous No.6952159]

>>6952139
who is that fluid druid?

[Anonymous No.6952161]

>>6952151
>too new to realize when someone is being deliberately obtuse

[Anonymous No.6952169]

>>6952139

Is that girl the critique topic? Post her asshole plz

[Anonymous No.6952188]

>>6952139
Who's this boner condoner?

[Anonymous No.6952196]

>>6952139

Who's that hot slab of cunt?

[Anonymous No.6952212]

>>6952188
Okay, that one was good.

[Anonymous No.6952219]

>>6952139
>>6952212
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this wiener witch?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
Who is this weenie genie?
Who is this chode road?
Who is this male repoductive organ gorgan?
Who is this shaft shaft?
Who is this ding dong dungeon?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this ballsack knapsack?
Who is this testicle vestibule?
Who is this ball butter nutter?
Who is this bone condoner?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this smegma smuggler?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this semen sommelier?
Who is this urethra barista?

[Anonymous No.6952221]

>>6952146
>>6952159
>>6952188
>>6952219
Thanks, this is why i made the thread. Added to my collections anons.

[Anonymous No.6952225]

>>6952219
Man those are some hungry skeletons

I still would though tbh

[Anonymous No.6952235]

>>6952221
Nice derail

[Anonymous No.6952239]

>>6952139
Who's this stocking'd cocking?

[Anonymous No.6952249]

>>6952219
Well-inspired, and you have a real way with surprising associations. Let us know when you've published your memeology.

[Anonymous No.6952253]

>>6952212
Boner condoner is also my favourite, never fails to draw a kek out of me. It's just about perfect.

[Anonymous No.6952266]

>>6952219
>Who is this rear admiral?
Kek

[Anonymous No.6952274]

>>6952219
>man milk mephistopheles?

[Anonymous No.6952287]

>>6952219
>benis burglar
gets me everytime

[Anonymous No.6952298]

>>6952139
Who is this laced up based slut?

[Anonymous No.6952330]

>>6952151
>too new to remember to >inb4 OP can't inb4

Who is this purple cyclops' popsicle-slot?

[Anonymous No.6952331]

more would be appreciated

[Anonymous No.6952351]

>>6952331
Who is this nudie booty?

[Anonymous No.6952367]

Is there a point in being physically attracted to someone so attractive? She would never reciprocate. At that point, her interactions with me exist in an entirely fantastical sense. So why not take the leap and imagine myself with 12 foot tall demon women? Why not become a furry?

The girl in that picture may as well not exist. Her being a real subject of the photograph actually has no effect on my material reality, and it never would.

[Anonymous No.6952371]

>>6952331
Who is this hinder reminder?

[Anonymous No.6952377]

>>6952331
Who is this plastics elastics?

[Anonymous No.6952383]

>>6952331
Who is this anus sprainus?

[Anonymous No.6952386]

>>6952331
Who is this peen queen?

[Anonymous No.6952404]

Who is this dangler wrangler?

[Anonymous No.6952424]

>>6952219
Phallus phalanx!

[Anonymous No.6952425]

>>6952139
Qui est cette démente de semence?

[Anonymous No.6952447]

>>6952139

>>6952331
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this ball butter nutter?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this ballsack knapsack?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this benis burglar?
Who is this bone condoner?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this chode road?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this cock commandant?
Who is this cock cream captivator?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this cum connoisseur?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this cunt colonel?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this dick dastard?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this ding dong dungeon?
Who is this dong deity?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this jizz jezebel?
Who is this jizz wiz?
Who is this lewd lieutenant?
Who is this male repoductive organ gorgan?
Who is this man milk mephistopheles?
Who is this meat major?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this phallus phalanx?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this schlong sentinel?
Who is this schlong sorcerrer?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this scrotum totem?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this semen sommelier?
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this shaft shaft?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this smegma smuggler?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this tally wacker packer?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this testicle vestibule?
Who is this urethra barista?
Who is this wang waxer?
Who is this weenie genie?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this wiener witch?

[Anonymous No.6952482]

Your mom!

[Anonymous No.6952802]

[Anonymous No.6952825]

This thread became everything I hoped it would.

[Anonymous No.6952837]

>>6952825
Same. I love lit. First Defunct, now this.

[Anonymous No.6952841]

>>6952139

Who is this erection connection?

[Anonymous No.6952865]

/lit/ is very nearly a perfect blend of high-mindedness and degeneracy. leaning a little hard to the latter, but i contribute extraordinarily little substance to this place, so i'm happy.

[Anonymous No.6952969]

>>6952151
You don't know what inb4 means. It *isn't* a way to ban topics in your threads.

[Anonymous No.6953145]

Who is this young lady?
Who is this respectable delectable?
Who is this swell mademoiselle?
Who is this defenseless princess?
Who is this dazzle damsel?

[Anonymous No.6953146]

>>6952865
Why this tingles my bingles?

[Anonymous No.6953161]

>>6952331
*BRRRAAAAPP*

[Anonymous No.6953183]

>>6952865
lmao cornball ass nigga y r u using big ass word.

fuq outta chea wit dat ghey chit cakeboi

[Anonymous No.6953185]

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/3ge7go/lit_who_is_that_semen_demon/

[Anonymous No.6953197]

>>6953185
this is weird. Im on reddit.

people on this board go to reddit

fuck.

[Anonymous No.6953209]

>>6953185

[Anonymous No.6953233]

>>6953185
this ruined my night.

[Anonymous No.6953240]

>>6952139

Who is this weiner cleaner?

[Anonymous No.6953242]

>>6952139
i cannot believe how hot this picture is

[Anonymous No.6953430]

>>6952802
>you will never jokingly call her a pleb for displaying records on her wall, and for her entry level taste before she leaps onto you to keep you quiet

Just fuck my life up fam

[Anonymous No.6953653]

>>6953185
why

[Anonymous No.6953671]

>>6952139
Who is this jizz wiz?

[Anonymous No.6953673]

>>6953430
Why live.
;_;

[Anonymous No.6953836]

>>6952219
who is this man sauce shift boss?

[Anonymous No.6953842]

>>6953145
if you rearranged your post as follows:


Who is this respectable delectable?
Who is this swell mademoiselle?
Who is this defenseless princess?
Who is this young lady?
Who is this dazzle damsel?

now the "young lady" comment catches more people off guard and has more humorous impact.

regards, your friendly editor

[Anonymous No.6953844]

>>6952367
answer my question

[Anonymous No.6953860]

critique?

[Anonymous No.6953863]

>>6953842
>your friendly redditor
fixed

[Anonymous No.6953867]

>>6953863
haha, LOL!

[Anonymous No.6953873]

who is this spooge kluge?

[Anonymous No.6954042]

>>6953185
It was me who posted that there LOL. It was too good not too. Thanks for the memes and the dreams 4chan. You guys aren't so bad.

-Your friendly neighborhood redditor.

[Anonymous No.6954083]

>>6953860
her stockings are kinda shite tbh

Plus, you know, she's too old to be Shimakaze

[Anonymous No.6954331]

>>6952447
>mfw this is alphabetized

[Anonymous No.6954853]

>>6952367
No, love is merely a spook tbh

[Anonymous No.6954864]

>>6952139
woah m8 who's the Semen Demon/jizz jockey/Spunk Monk/Sperm Worm/sodomy sentinel/penile perpetrator/erection confection/salami tsunami/boner condoner/fluid druid/urethral umpire/wang wizard/Knackers Knight/Prick Pirate/Dong Dominator/Cock Khan/Stiffy Sultan/Sausage Sargeant/Middle Leg Major/Pole Privateer/Shaft Specialist/Pecker Prodigy/Boner Benefactor/Baloney Poney Behemoth/dick juice masseuse/tallywhacker smacker/man muscle steam shovel/baby batter bladder/willy ghillie/butt hut/glans fans/spooge scrooge/ejaculate advocate/skeet treat/wang wrangler/Jism Prism/Smegma Savant/Anal Aficionado/Testicular Temptress/sperm worm/boner toner/spunk monk/cock dock/erection ejection/dick tick/cum plum/seed steed/prick chick/cock stock/seminal sentinel/phallus chalice/anus ignoramus/smegma enigma/beef curtain hurtin/cunt runt/jism prison/dongle mongle/penis machinist/chin chin bin/wiener cleaner/fluid druid/jizz wiz/weenie genie/male organ gorgan/shaft shaft/scrotum totem/ballsack knapsack/ball butter nutter/spunkey monkey/testicle receptacle/fellation dalmatian/ejaculation confection/tally wacker packer/ding dong kong/urethra barista/prostate magistrate/pecker checker/chinpo binbo/vaginal admiral/schnitz blitz/cunny bunny/ejaculate empress/mayonnaise maiden/sperm summoner/introduction to reproduction

[Anonymous No.6956786]

>>6952802
Do you have more?

[Anonymous No.6957728]

>>6952139
who is the trouser rouser?

[Anonymous No.6957985]

>>6953860
who is this taint saint?

[Anonymous No.6958076]

>>6952139
Who is this bamboo bamboozler?

[Anonymous No.6958078]

>this thread is still going

[Anonymous No.6959250]

post moar

[Anonymous No.6959263]

>>6952139
Here he is, minimizing windows and opening false ones, learning and planning. It’s funny how there aren’t any deep rabbit holes, just ones in the places you wouldn’t usually look, the interconnected sewers of our global village. You can find your people now, anywhere. There is no suppression of untraditional thought. Churches to the sacrilegious theory and built by crepuscular handymen...a brick here, a parabolic frame there, brought in by a nameless wanderer in the Scandinavian midnight, the internet in real time!
(This might just be how ideas and concepts are misinterpreted, a comma above a period is all of the sudden an unauthorized exclamation of the text, like seeing walls of text from bricks of Bible-thin paper in the used Philosophy section and thinking, Jesus, did no one ever have the tact to tell this sumbitch to get to his point? Did no one hold these arched entries to the reality of the everyday x and y?)

Its a solipsistic prison-cell imprint of the entire world in black and white, and if the cell is big enough, the prisoners are the prison guards of their own ideology, schizophrenic wolves crying boy.

And this is how the toothpick castle is built; first through some reverse-quixotic quest to explain the disturbing biological reactions to stumbling upon images of terrible things being done to desperate women, or those innocent and perhaps dumb, or just not yet women themselves.

[Anonymous No.6959266]

>>6952219
>cock captain
>not cock dock

Dun goof'd

[Anonymous No.6959274]

>>6952139
Who is this man-spray quay?

[Anonymous No.6959279]

Hmm. Will post a part of my story that I'm having trouble with just on the off chance that this thread may still serve as a traditional critique thread.
__

a familiar euphoria ran through him that was beginning to become a part of a queer routine in which he felt that he was slowly transitioning into another reality somehow truer than the world where he lived despite its need for intoxication. There in his seat he saw the night above and beyond his fence as the true realm of possibility in the experiment of existence but felt also as a certainty that it would only continue so long as he remained here in his dying yard as the lynchpin to the entire thing.

[Anonymous No.6959281]

>>6959274

Ya best do pronounce dat as: key

[Anonymous No.6959284]

>>6952139
Who is this jizz whiz?
Who is this boner condoner?
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this cock dock?

[Anonymous No.6959295]

>>6959281
>kwā

[Anonymous No.6959323]

>>6959279
A euphoria ran through him that was becoming part of a queer routine in which he felt he was transitioning into another reality truer than his own [despite its need for intoxication[?]]. There in his seat he saw the night and beyond his fence all the permutations of possibilities in [the experiment of [?]] existence and he felt that this feeling would only continue if he remained absolutely still, here on his yellowing lawn, him the lynchpin to the entire thing.

—

You got to read yr stuff aloud to yrself. Lots of lazy errors.

[Anonymous No.6959328]

>>6959295
Sry, they put the most patrician U pron on the left—that's how we roll on /lit/ baby.

[Anonymous No.6959333]

>>6959323

Hmm, you're right. Sorry I didn't mean to post a lazy draft, I've just re-written the paragraph from scratch a few times so I missed quite a bit this time. Just having a hard time forming it so I guess I should abandon it but it kind of feels like a crucial segway to the next part of the story.

ty btw

[Anonymous No.6959348]

>>6959333
It's not bad... Just get the grammar straight.

Figure out what a 'right branching sentence/tree' is and do that w/this section.

[Anonymous No.6959395]

>>6959263
notice me im a girl

[Anonymous No.6960065]

>>6959279
Who is this dong dingo?

[Anonymous No.6960420]

>>6959295
>not using IPA
>the year of our lord two thousand plus five on ten

[Anonymous No.6960532]

>>6953185

[Anonymous No.6960811]

>>6959263
you use flashy words to try and get a response out of your readers, but the writing feels like you're screaming "look at me im clever". tone it down a notch. try to add some emotions other than smug and have a tone other than bloggy.

..."schizophrenic wolves crying boy" is pretty good, though.